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I once had a dream that I was in a convertible with my uncle, and we were driving along a road on a cliff. I was in the front passenger seat with the back flipped all the way down, and I was lying on my stomach with my head on the seat (I even had a pillow! ). Suddenly the car hit a bump and I flew out of the car and over the cliff, I could hear my uncle yelling my name and I was thinking "I'm gonna fall I'm gonna fall I'm gonna fall" but I kept going up. It's like that poem, "Falling Up" 8D

I has had a bunch during my like YEAR-LONG HIATUS, and here are a few.

Yesterday night I had a dream that involved the main cast of Pokemon Battle Frontier in some fake junkyard place, having a snowball fight of sorts, throwing garbage at something - I forget what, but I think it was Team Rocket stuck in some garbage. My memory of the rest of the dream is hazy, except for the end, which I remember fairly clearly - at the end, some ethereal "Camera" went in close on Max's awed face before doing a cut to May, who was A. minus two (2) gloves, and B. was making a ball of garbage. As for me, I was said ethereal "Camera"... explaining the end, kindamaybesorta.

There was this Munchlax, who apparently belonged to May, seeing as she walked over to it, picked it up, snuggled it, and made some fourth-wall-breaking comment about spoiling the Pokemon movies (???). ...That was it.

And there was another dream, about a month ago, that involved another video game female. Who? You'll find out soon...

Another time, I dreamed I playing some fake Kingdom Hearts game for the Game Cube (not a Sony system, oddly). I was wandering around some Zelda place that actually resembled the Manoria Cathedral from Chrono Trigger more than any Zelda place I'd ever seen. I was walking up to a staircase when Sora got a Midna Keyblade (that appeared out of nowhere). I climbed up the stairs, and yep, there was a rather freckled Midna (told you). The dream ended shortly after that, but I think somebody fell in love with her (uh...). This the first time I got Midna in one of my dreams, w00t.

After that last one ended, this next one immediately began. Me and my parents were driving down a highway in the middle of a city (not sure about this part). After a bit, we were suddenly out of our cars (the plural because everyone else was minus 1 car as well), and we were at the end of the highway, with several unsafe methods of getting gown to the ground (like poles, staircases with holes in them, and others), with only one safe staircase there. I climbed down the safe staircase and up another one on the opposite side, and BAM! I was suddenly in some sort of mall area. My parents (who had suddenly warped to ahead of me) said that I could go downstairs and check out the Wii games if I so felt like it (translation: they were abandoning me). Then I woke up.

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One time I had a dream of a dream of a dream... and so on. First I was at this library/school and I was walking around with my DS. I went into the bathroom, put my DS on the floor, and turned on the sink, then flushed the toilet. I touched the sink - it was wet. For some reason the entire bathroom was flooded. I opened the door and all the water came rushing out. I went back in and saw my DS on the floor. I opened its pouch and saw that for some reason it had grown a third screen. I turned it on and the sound and graphics were all screwy. I turned it off and started sobbing, which was when I woke up (in my dream). I checked to see if the DS (TS?) had somehow suffered the damages - it had. I started sobbing again and woke up (for the last time in my dream). I went to my mom and said something like, "Hey mom, this is a dream. Fix my DS." She did so and I woke up (for real).

A long while ago (LAST FREAKIN' YEAR) I had a dream that Bunny and Chick Playland from Kid Radd was a real game. I played it via a ROM. The title screen was exactly as in the comic, Kid Radd was on the level intro screen, and the game itself was basically a Super Mario Bros. clone. Benny the Bunny looked... kind of warped, and he slid all over the place like he was on ice. I woke up before I got anywhere, though.

One I had at summer camp:

I was playing a Neopets game on the computer. It was in fullscreen, and I was in some kind of graveyard area. I believe I was a yellow Gelert with someone else. Soon I walked up to a blue Acara princess, and in the background for this part there was a weird "REEEEEEP REEEEEEEP REEEEEEEEP REEEEEEEEEEP" noise. I pressed Enter next to herm and this message box said something like "This Acara is moaning with sorrow, perhaps at her lost love". I did so again and the same box popped up, except replace "moaning" with "wailing". I turned around and saw my cat, who had a face like a backwards bullhorn and was making the noise. I woke up.

And another somewhere else:

I was playing the same Neopets fullscreen game in the same graveyard with a blue Kacheek. I was playing when suddenly an error message popped up, and I squashed down and was then stretched up and to my right, spontaneously. Then it went to a scene of the AIM chat guy running through a Mario-esque brick maze, with this creepy voice in the background going, "I'm gonna get your buddy!" (This appeared a lot in some of my earlier dreams.) That was when I woke up.

I had a dream about Yoshi's Safari, and I got a Game Over. It played the regular lighthearted game over theme at first, but then it played a really creepy tune that sounded eerily similar to the DKC game over thing. It gave me the jitters.

I dreamed that there was a room in the NES game Shadowgate that had a hamburger with a face on its top bun in it. I tried USEing it on SELF, and I got a closeup of the smiling foodstuff (a la Uninvited) as the game killed me off. I don't know why I got this dream... maybe my fear of having a nightmare about that skeleton with the red hair in southern clothes (probably your first death if the exploding car doesn't getcha, too) combined with Shadowgate and my own dose of sheer randomness.

And I had a dream where the computer crashed in a really weird seizure-inducing way.

I dreamed on exactly March 11th of this year that Lemmy's Land (don't go there? Go there. Now. I implore it... nay, demand it. GO.) was turned into one of those dumb, hard to use search websites ("What you need, when you need it"), and the forum, despite [s]Sparky[/s]Kooks's claims, had switched to a different server. It's official - I need a life.

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Way Too Much Of A Midna Fan

ForumRPG be's on hold.

-CENSOR'D!-

I knew I had an epic dream last night involving Nikola Tesla, but I can't remember it.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

Remember it! i am in need of some epic today.
and no moar me/ace dreams. everyone knows i would rather have "rony"

I wil thro a rok at hem at skool!! I kil his faec!

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The other night I had the weirdest dream, but you gotta understand that night, I stayed up
'till 3:00 AM listening to TMBG andThis American Life. The entire dream was just a music
video for the song Idaho by John Linnell off state songs.

The song Idaho can be heard here

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

srsly, This American Life is the best radio show ever made by non-robots.

last night i had a very weird dream.

i was in some store in canada. and i've never even been to canada. and then something on the intercom said Beardo was there. i don't know why they announced it, but they did. so i though, "hunh, i'm in the smae store as beardo, in canada, in real life."

that was basically the end of the dream. not my first dream related to people from the forum, but possibly the weirdest.

Beardo's cool. It's weird you've never been to Canada since you live pretty much right there. Montreal's a pretty sweet town. You should go!

I have no idea why, but it's been a while since I last had a forum dream.

Last night was also not a forum dream. I dreamed I was in bed, and it was night time, but the wall beside my bed somehow had holes in it like it was made out of a metal grating that had been plastered over but the plaster had started to come out. There were people outside with bright lights using pressurized water to clean off the steps going to the apartment upstairs, which are right on the other side of the wall. I remember thinking first "argh, they're gonna get that water on me!" and then "huh, that seems not to be happening" and then "I wonder why my bed doesn't get all dirty if it's right next to all these holes in the wall through which dust could blow?" and then "I should probably buy some spackle" and then "wait... have these holes always been here? maybe I'm kicking the wall in my sleep or something." and then "wait... does this mean people have always been able to see into my bedroom while I'm asleep?!" and then "meh, I don't care." and I went back to sleep.

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ATTN: LOWER BOARD USERS HAVE MOVED TO ANOTHER FORUM. COME JOIN THE FUN!

ahah, awesome.

i've always wanted to go to canadam but it's a pretty long drive. and i only recently got a car. so maybe i'll go sometime soon. and i can be constantly worried that beardo will pop out of nowhere.

please have mercy.

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I had a dream about Wikipedia two nights ago. All I remember from it is the article about pens.

It's normal to dream about me, I'm just that hott.

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My dad had a weird sin city type dream a while ago and was a body guard for a rock star.

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You're playing Team Fortess 2... you are a heavy and you have two medics... you are taking out everone on the other team so easy... another medic aproaches... THEN HE TURNS INTO A SPY AND STABS YOU IN THE SPINE!
SPY PWNS ALL!

Last night I had a dream where I went to go see Alec at a hospital that charged admission; on the way there I took a muffin or cookie in a box through airport security. And also, whenever Alec spoke, I didn't seem to be looking him right in the eye.

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I had a dream where I was at the Perth convention centre. they had the same video game convention I went to a month ago. But i knew I had been before, so I knew i was dreaming. I was walking around muttering I'm dreaming. then some guys started telling me I was an idiot. I told them they won't exist anymore, but they didn't believe me. then I thought it was real. I also met Tim Buckley, but that wasn't important. so I just wandered the booths until i woke up.
at least those bullies don't exist anymore.

When I was three, I dreamed that I adopted a giant s'more with sprinkles on it that I found outside the toy store at the mall.

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It just so happens I have a webcomic...
http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=10852

Last night I dreamed that the fate of the galaxy depended on the fact that I am not irritated by Jar Jar Binks.

Then I dreamed that I was watching a black comedy series about a guy in deep space, with only a computer and a few pets. It was very Red Dwarf-esque. The computer sent the guy out into space because he was so unhealthy. So at the end of the episode I watched, the guy died of... unhealthiness at the age of thirty-seven. It turned out it was the season finale.

Then I dreamed about a pink and purple gas giant with a solid surface.

I think I've had all my weird and self-contradictory science fiction dreams for the year in one go.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

I had this dream acouple times..(2, but different the second time i think) when I was like 9 or 7..if I try to remember it I can

Its my bed room, I wake up..I go down stairs, (my bedroom is upstairs) then there was the old grand father clock..? ghosts flying around......a bench...then i think I woke up, the second time it was the same i think..but i went into my kitchen and for some reason (ghosts still flying around) I remember a..tv on the..ceiling (not in the middle, but on a side)

When I was younger I always had these dreams about some monster in a dark room that was guarding something I liked and wouldn't let me in, and then when it was light, I was about to go into the room to get it, and then I wake up.

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I had a dream Osama came into my school and my friend shot him with an Uzi, but he was protected by body armor that looked like toilet paper =/

Also, right before bed I read an article in newsweek. NEVER AGAIN. I had a dream a transexual came to my school.*

I'm not being a bigot. Transexuals are okay. this was just really creepy...

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I had a dream they took Livewire out of the school pop machine and replaced it with a super-healthy energy drink-type pepsi. Not cool.

uuugh.

I just had my first nightmare in like 2 years. Don't get them very often, and when they do they're usually really stupid [i.e being chased by a talking dog in a green plastic car]. But this was quite possibly the freakiest dream I have ever had.

No, seriously.

It started off pretty... not scary. I was in some kind of elementary school, and a guy asked me if I would be his boyfriend. I turned him down, and he said something to the effect of "I don't want you anyway, your arms aren't long enough." This was apparently really offensive to me and I started crying. Really loudly.

Some stuff I forget happened, and I was suddenly standing outside this huge, glass-walled oval-shaped building thing [this was inside the school]. It was completely back, so I walked into it to see what was going on.

Yeah, bad idea.

What was inside?

There were dead, disfigured bodies chained up to walls, not all of them human. They were dried up, but not rotting [which made them even creepier]. There were various sharp metal instruments all around the room, none of which I wanted to know the purpose of. And various other things I can't remember right now.

And some guy in a t-shirt sitting on an examination table. Finally, something normal?

Nope. A guy in a white coat came in with a huge [like 7 feet] sword. The man in the t-shirt muttered something to the other guy, and the man in the white coat shoved the sword into the guy's heart.

He didn't even move.

Walked out of the room, and there were like 50 kids standing outside the glass chamber, watching it like it was a movie...

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

Holy crap, that's scary!

Talking dog in a car, now that's awesome.

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The other night, I had a dream that I knew Ramrod in real life .
Anyways, we were at a party and he had a heart attack, than died. So we tried hiding the body by stuffing it in a hollow tree in someone's front yard. But he came back to life while we were hiding it, but he died again later on…
I hope that this doesn't freak him out…


I also had a dream last night where my mom, my brother and I were in Alaska/Antartica and my mom refused to leave because she wanted to die there…so she hid behind a boulder to die and my brother and I couldn't do anything stop her…it was strange, and it freaked me out for a while after I woke up.

Urg, I just had another dream that my sister brought home this little dog, but the dog had this 3 foot long worm in his heart that could jump out and take control of other thing's bodies. And it would eventually kill the things it took control of.
Recurring nightmares FTL.

Yesterday I dreamed that I wanted to flip some people off, but my middle finger wouldn't go up because I hadn't flipped anyone off in so long. More to the dream, but that's the weirdest part.

Thing is, flipping people off is something I don't do irl, at all.

I had a weird dream the other day... I don't really remember it that much now. Jello B. was in it, although I have never met him or seen a picture so I guess my subconscious made up what he looked like and I don't know how I knew who he was but he was sitting next to me in my computer class. I don't really remember but I think I was asking questions like "Oh My Gosh! How did you get here?" and "Why is the back yard down?' and him being really obnoxious and sneering and not answering.

Oh and sometimes I can realize that I'm dreaming and take control of my dream and do whatever I want. It's awesome.

I had a dream a Xenomorph was in the basement, despite the fact we don't have a basement.

after trying to axe it several times, it went next door, so we didn't think any more of it.

bit gruesome:
dreamt i was holding half of a baby. like torso and up, and it's not like it was an amputee. just clean chopped around the tummy. and i think there was a bomb.

my dreams are never violent, so that was an odd one.