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Goofus is extremely belligerent to anyone she disagrees with, and accuses everyone of discriminating against her.

Gallant fights to defend truth, justice, and freedom.

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(I love how you turned Goofus into *ahem* a certain ex-forumer there, Dids. XD)

Goofus fights to defend himself from all the guys in prison.

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Goofus? Job?

Gallant paints abstract but beautiful landscapes.

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Goofus also paints beautiful landscapes. More specifically, when he finds a beautiful landscape, he spray paints obscene words all over it.

Gallant goes the extra mile.

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Goofus goes so many miles he drops dead from exhaustion.

Gallant likes to snuggle with stuffed animals. Awwwww.

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Goofus likes to shoot real animals, and then eat their faces.

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Goofus poisoned a can of spam with motor oil and sent it to the post office.

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Goofus lives Grand Theft Auto.

Gallant pre-ordered Pokemon Diamond!

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Goofus steals Gallant's copy when it comes in.

Gallant watches Homestar Runner on teh interwebs.

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Goofus watches Runner Homestar on teh Interwebs.... (-_-)

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Goofus want Gallants pie to have glass shards in it.

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Gallant actually posts something for the next person to respond to.

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I am Goofus.

Gallant is early to bed and early to rise.

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Midnight basketball has taught Goofus not to sleep.


Gallant plays in a band, just to be safe.


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So does Goofus. He plays in a Death Metal/Gangster Rap/Disco Revival band. Don't ask me how that all works out.

Gallant's sig is the proper size.

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Goofus' sig is 2400x1800, and is an animated gif that takes two hours to download. And it's of him...well, we won't go into that. Just block it: TRUST ME!

Gallant never falls for any Phfishing emails.

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Goofus falls for phishing emails that even he sends.

Goofus' sig is a life-size replica of the Sistine Chapel. not just the roof, all of it.

gallant spends an hour each night doing homework.


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Goofus spends an hour...you don't wanna know.

Gallant never leaves his beaver unattended.

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Goofus' beavers are so angry about how he mistreats them that they used to have their own cartoon on Nickelodeon.

Gallant's name is Gallant.

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Goofus refuses to acknowledge this fact, instead calling Gallant Prawnface.

Gallant always apologizes when necessary.

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Goofus gives off the bird to strangers and gets into heaps of trouble.

Gallant is kind to the elderly.

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Goofus is an Mets fan who gets mugged at Shea Stadium.

Gallant is a Phillies fan.

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Goofus hates the Phillies so much he can't stand people who are even NAMED Phil, just by association.

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Goofus just steals someone's pig.

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They did this with Captain American and Deadpool!

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Getting back to the game...

Gallant gives his friends warm pats on the back.

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Goofus is cool and doesn't need friends.

Gallant makes sure to take a swimming buddy when he goes swimming.


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Goofus swam in acid and now he does not have an faec.

Gallant knows that 111 lbs. does NOT equal 222 kg.

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Goofus does not know that rat poison IS NOT milk.

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Goofus' girlfriend left him after complaining that he smelled of crap and sour milk.

Gallant enjoys comic books.

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