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command: play harmonica

Ye plays ye harmonica. The Giant Giante from All Upon Yon Hills does not like ye harmonica. He uses his giant thumbe to squish ye like yon bug.

Command: Kill the Giant Giante from All Upon Yon Hills.

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thou are are eaten by mr.giante atfter thou tryed to kill thy.
thou contenyou playing?
yar/nar

run:toontownonline.exe

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You play Toon Town for hours on end and finally realize that the game is programmed to never stop making Cogs. You write a letter to the editor, saying the game is incomplete-able. 2 weeks later you receive a letter that pies you in the face. You sue Disney because a banana got lodged in your nose. You get about 70 million dollars and Disney goes bankrupt. You are then torn limb from limb for angry protesters. Wow, just by playing Toon Town you got 70 million dollars and then died.

Command:Throw a techno rave with

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Ye throws a techno rave with an emoticon. It stares at ye, but does nothing. Ye is still bored.

Command: Eat milk and drink cookies.

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I could make some sort of statement about how trying to drink the cookies chokes you, but you don't get that far. Much to your suprise, and dismay, you appear to have developed an acute allergy to milk. Your face and hands swell and you stop breathing. That sure sucks.

Command: Wash the grass

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I could make some sort of statement about how washing the grass would make you look really stupid, but you also don't get that far. Turns out you're allergic to the word wash, and with all of the wash's on this page, all the times that wash is written, over and over again, wash after wash after wash after wash after wash, your head a spload.

Command: Explain lack of "ye."

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I really wish I could. For some reason, ye has fallen out of fashion. Oh well.
Ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye yippity ye ye ye! Happy now?

Command: Use Dustpan with Firecracker

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

~~off topic~~I actully play tt, and the nearist any one can get to complete it is being maxxed.~~on toppic~~

ye thou put thy firecraker in dustpan. boom!
ye dead.


run:kotonline.exe

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Your computer begins eating everything. Eventually, it dies. All that cholesterol clogs up the ram or the pipeline burst cache or something. It doesn't matter. You forgot to save. Hours of work are lost.

Command: RELEASE THE COLBERT-BOTS!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You press the "Release Colbert-Bots!" button and nothing comes out of the chute. You realize you forgot to make the Colbert-Bots. Jason(From Friday the 13th) then breaks into your house and takes your Hershey "Kisses" Cookies, But spills milk on you. As said above, you are allergic to milk and die... Why do you have your allergy in your fridge? Get Soy-Milk!

Eat Hershey "Kisses" Cookies with Soy-Milk!!!(P.S. I'm not allergic to Soy-Milk.)

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Sure, you're not allergic to soy milk, but you don't really like it, either.
As you're pondering why you would buy something you don't like, Agent Seethroo breaks into your house and steals your cookies.

Command: Run for President.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

sorry. no stupid preises here.

run:TROGDOR2TROGADORADVENTURES.exe

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2 Trogdors? Are you nuts?


Command: Dress up as the Burger King

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your all ready for trick o' treating later this mounth arnt yer?

run: torchwoodarcivesxc.exe

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You torch whatever woodarcivesxc is. It ends up bringing world peace. You are made a golden statue. You come home sleepy one night and bump into your statue, it falls and crushes Strong Sad. Strong Bad awards you the nobel violence award. Yay you.

Command:Have the best Halloween ever.

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granted, but ye eateth so much candy ye goeth into a sugar rush and then ye runneth in circles over and over again, but ye accidentally fall off a cliff and die. Great idea to eat 15 bags of candy while standing next to the cliff of doom, ye genius.

RUN://wormtransmutationofye.exe

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your eye turns to ye worm. ye blind now. ye fall. ye dead.

play ye again?

y/n

run:y

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ye wish to try again? oh well. Ye walk over to the worm and pick it up, so ye may get the preparations ready. The worm then squiggles out of ye hand and falls to the floor. Ye bend down, looking for it in the leaves. While ye was looking, the worm called an entire army of other worms to eat ye alive. Ye flesh gets eaten, and ye die.

Run: Run around in a circle 15 million times

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you now ye dizzy. ye gets thou captured by ninijas. thou die.


run:whoisthedoctor.exe

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Homsar is the doctor... He gives you a lollipop after operation, that's another for the collection!

Command:Get married to perfect sole mate, that is not ugly, gross, lazy, and absolutely perfect for me in every way.exe

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granted, ye get married to a "shoe sole".

RUN: ride a flying cow.exe

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there ye be no flying cows here.


run:windowsvista.exe

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OMG MAC PWNAGE!


Command: Pwn George W. Bush

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You ask him about the national debt, and for no reason at all, his his head explodes.

steal blue blanket from Leo Bloom

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

You steal Leo's blanket. Unfortunately, his elf-pirate relative, Orlando, isn't pleased. He shoots you with his elven bow, then slices you open with his pirate cutlass. You also get eat'd by seafaring undead (take your pick: ROTK or POTC).

Type: Throw Alberto's Yaoi at Trogdor and run like heck.

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Trogdor is faster than you he catches up and, BURNINATED!

Watch A View to a Kill

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

Tanya Roberts = Teh 80's Lech


Command: Get an up close view of the floor of the Grand Canyon, the cheap way.

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You see a rock overhanging a cliff with a plate of "FREE BIRD SEED" on it. You run over, eat the bird seed, and the rock breaks and plummets to the canyon floor below. Immediately, a coyote wearing a bib runs out with his tongue dripping with drool, and sees that you're not a bird. He hold up a sign that reads, "WTF?" But then, he shrugs his shoulders, peppers you real good, then chows down. EAT'D BY A COYOTE'D!!

Type: Bring your own weapons, safety not guaranteed!

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You bring along a gun, a knife and a hand grenade.
After accidently shooting yourself in the foot, you drop the pin in the grenade and fall on top of your knife. Please insert more quarters.

Command - Get me a danish

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