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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:32 pm 
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Kerrek doesn't want to polka with you. Someone told him you stole the kishka.

Command: Send your enemies hunting with Dick Cheney.

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Guys, wait! Don't forget your quail hats!


COMMAND: Get the Shield of George Carlin

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You get the shield of George Carlin. Combined with your Helm of Red Foxx, and Sword of Leary, you're now ready to take on the Gods of Un-Funny. First up, you must slay the fiend of Mad TV.

Command: Shake well before use.

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*Shakes bottle of Nitro Glycerine*


*BOOM*


COMMAND: Stand in line with a ninja.

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Silly kid. Ninjas don't stand in line. They mysteriously appear in front of the line. Oh, wait, that's what you meant. You appear second in line, behind the ninja. Everyone points at you. "CUTTER!!" they yell, as they rip you limb from limb. Was it really worth that, just to get in front of 3 people?

Command: Flap arms and fly away.

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Is that all you do? Bird imitations?


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Doesn't work anymore.. To get Section 8, you have to be more unfit than your commander-in-cheif.
Nice try.


Command: Booyaka?

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Booyaka! Booyaka! 619!


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Oh, come on. The real Jesus could read your mind and Chris Ferguson doesn't fall for bluffs from n00bs.
The flop is a 10, Q, K, of spades. The turn, a 4 of hearts. The river, a 10 of clubs. You go all in with an off-suited 3, 9. Ferguson calls. His Jack and Ace of spades pwns you seven ways from Sunday.
Loser's Lounge'D!


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you are now 7 years old. nice try




command: openconsessonstandandtakeovertheworldplease.exe

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You open the program, but it crashes your computer.

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You use chatspeak. Several highly trained, highly paid commandos break through your walls, destroy your computer, and hand you a spelling book.
They also tattoo "my IQ is lower than my shoe size" across your forehead.

Command: build house of toast

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It falls down.

run bubsvshomsar.exe

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You open up the box containing the game. Suddenly, Bubs and Homestar jump out of it and kick you in the face,

Command: ask a ninja

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ask ninja what?



run flashdacheatandthemazeofDOOMwithmugsymalone.exe and
TROGDOR!.doc

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Error, you do not have permissions to operate on the specified files. Contact your system administrator if you feel that you should have access to these files.

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your computer kills you with a mountain, because you crashed it with your "not making sensity".

Command:Dance with the Pepper!

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Dr Pepper is quite the dancer. You're completely worn out, but Dr Pepper still wants to dance. Eventually you trip is and drink it. The caffeine and sugar reinvigorate you. You're pretty much the same as you were, but now you don't have a Dr Pepper.

Command: ummm, not toast..

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Here is your bread.


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which one?
run dacheatandthemazeofloomwithmu8sym4lone.exe

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You are sucked into the maze of floom, good job.

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DOES NOT COMPUTE!


Command: Go to Chicago and order Cheezborger! Cheezborger! Cheezborger! No Fries! Cheeps!

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.what?



run:getmeoutofHERE!.exe

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There's a link for that. Click "Log Out"

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There's a link for that. Click "Log Out"

Command: Fire someone
Someone notices you are about to fire them so they fight back. You are dead. Thanks for playing. My command is to play again from the part where you were about to fire someone.

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This game is pretty cool.

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Yes. Yes it is. Unfortunately, no amount of butt-kissing will help you win. This game doesn't care if its butt gets kissed.

Command: Tie your shoes before you trip!

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Yes. Yes it is. Unfortunately, no amount of butt-kissing will help you win. This game doesn't care if its butt gets kissed.

Command: Tie your shoes before you trip!
What?

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Ye ties ye shoes. Congratulations! Now maybe ye can worke on passing ye firste grade.

Command: Nevermind the bullocks.

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brak kills you.
thou play agian? y/n


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