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That IS true, but this was done for TEF's forumday... That forumday happened to occur while a lot of pseudo drama was already happening.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I wouldn't be flaunting that around too much Gravey, seeing that you were pwn'd too.

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I know, I am just letting him know that he is pwn'd too.

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That wasn't very awesome a couple of days ago when my brain was all wrecked up because of stuff going on at school. I was gone for a day or two, and I was expecting to come back to mass chaos, but I find this and I roffle all over myself.

I wasn't even here when it happened, and after it happened I had no Idea what had happened.

So tell me, how am I pwn'd?

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You're pwned on principle.

Leave it with that.

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Heh, I just thought of something. You should make a musical out of this called "Pwnday '06". And Teff and Ace should do their hit song and dance number.

Now all we need is actors, sets, a script, and people with actual musical talent! Ah well, we'll take care of those later.

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I wasn't here at the time, so I am clearly not pwned. HA.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Yes you were.

You just didn't know it at the time.

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It's called "I Have A Dastardly Plot(I Have Got A Plan)"

TEFF:(talking) I look back on this day, those years ago
and see with my dismay, that I have had those years go!
But the day is not here, so I will knock them off their toes!
Something so grand, something that the grand Joey will know(s)!
SEE: I have a dastardly plot!
TEFF: I have a plaaaaaaaaan!
SEE: Something that I won't let rot!
TEFF: Something straight from the mind of Evil Daaaaan!
SEE: This will surely be grand!
TEFF: Together we'll dupe, hand in hand!
TEFF: And we won't stop until we prove-
SEE: That everyone is in this drama queen groove!
TEFF: You have a dastardly plot!
SEE: You have a plaaaaaan!
TEFF: Something that you won't let rot!
SEE: Something straight from the mind of this Evil Daaaaaan!
TEFF: Together with all the mods and admins on our side!
SEE: We'll trick them and the truth will hide!
TEFF: We'll usurp the city and push out the joy!
SEE: {talking} I'm starting to like the way you think, boy!
TEFF: This moment will go down in history!
SEE: To any newcomers it can't be a mystery!
TEFF: This will be the best moment ever!
SEE: {gasps} Never!
TEFF: For this one I am shooting for the sky!
SEE: It's much more elaborate than hitting them with a pie!
TEFF: And soon you'll all see-
SEE: That he and me-
TEFF: Will dupe you all so eventfully!
SEE: And I'll make sure it works with no flaws becauuuuse...
TEFF: Becauuuuuseeee!
DORMAR: Becauuuuuseeeeee!
SREE, DUDY, STU: BECAUUUUUSSSEEEE!
{spotlight goes out and light is only on See}
SEE: I've got a dastardly plot!

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This stuff writes itself.

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Dude. Holy Crap.

GENTLEMEN WE HAVE OUR COMPOSER.

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Woo-hooo!

I also have no idea what tune you're supposed to sing that to. I did it to something like the "Robot Devil" song, because...I don't know why.

That's the beginning of it. The rest of the songs are:

2. Triple Post, Triple Post, I Caught A Triple Post(done in acapella)
3. An Example To Be Set
4. -CENSOR-d!-
5. A City In Crisis
6. That Demoting Feeling
7. Behind Your Back(aka Watch Out)
8. A Message To All Who Abandoned Ship
9. The Pwning
10. Grand Finale(aka And A Good Pwnday For All)

Someone give me their life so I can actually have one.

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You win 5 internets, Noid. That made me laugh.

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OK, we all got prank'd. Can we just forget about this already?

What, you don't like wacky musical numbers?
You are dead inside, Ian.

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It's just that, it happened & we all got fooled. Big deal.

Since my Blue Man Day thread got locked the day after its namesake, why not the PWNday thread? Oh, that's right. Because Seethroo & Teff are BFFs.

Show's over, folks. Nothing to see here.

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At the risk of sounding rude, there's no reason to be sore or spiteful (the text may be tiny, but I can still read it). We've had enough drama here this past week.

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I'm not sore; I'm angry that this is getting so much attention, while other "holidays" are locked after a day. I don't want this to turn into another ZOMGRAMRODSDRESS! thing.

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Teff and I share a forumday, so obviously mine was swallowed up by the prank, but you don't see me moping that I didn't get any attention.

Regardless, I still think your previous comment was a very spiteful thing to say.

Kay. I'm done. Toast to the paint.

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...why should we lock it? The discussion is still going strong LOL MUSICAL.

Anyway, I'ma try my hand at writing a "song"... in a few minutes.

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I think I might too, actually. I have a pretty good idea for "An Example To Be Set".

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Okay, here it go.

"Triple Post, Triple Post, I Caught A Triple Post" (a capella, sorta. maybe some keyboard or something in the background)

TEFF: (speaking) Hm... Leaving is unlocked... might as well post about the Alexander incident...
CHORUS: SINGLE POST SINGLE POST, I CAUGHT A SINGLE POST
TEFF: (speaking) And I might not be on tomorrow, better let them know...
CHORUS: DOUBLE POST DOUBLE POST, I CAUGHT A DOUBLE POST
TEFF: (speaking) Oh, and Ace is coming back! They need to know that!
CHORUS: UH-OH...
TEFF: (speaking) Eh, I don't want to edit, might as well just post again...
CHORUS: UH-OH...
TEFF: (speaking) Why do I need to add more to where I've already been?
CHORUS: THAT DIDN'T SOUND GOOD
TEFF: (speaking) Yeah, shut up
SEETHROO: BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNEDBANNED BANNED!
TEFF: What the crap, what the heck, why am I being banned?
SEETHROO/CHORUS: BANNED BANNED BANNED!
TEFF: Is it the triple post? That wasn't actually planned!
SEETHROO/CHORUS: BANNED BANNED BANNED!
TEFF: Why are you doing this? I've been here far too long!
SEETHROO: I never really liked you, why do you think I sing this song?
CHORUS: TRIPLE POOOOOOOOST! BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNEDBANNED BANNED!
TEFF: What the crap?
SEETHROO/CHORUS: BANNED!
TEFF: What the heck?
SEETHROO/CHORUS: BANNED!
TEFF: I don't think I...
SEETHROO/CHORUS: BANNED!
TEFF: Aw, man.
SEETHROO/CHORUS: BANNED!

...eh. Mix "Bohemian Rhapsody" with, like, the stuff from "Little Shop of Horrors" and you get the idea.

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Woo-hoo, Teff! Encore, encore! *throws pointed rose at your face*

I think I'll take a crack at An Example To Be Set. I'll be done shortly (hopefully).

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Homeschool already said he would...

LOL REPRISE?!?

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Ack! Alrighty, then, hopefully -CENSOR-d!- isn't taken. If it is, then I'll...explode...again.

EDIT: [s]Meh, nevermind. Sorry.[/s]

RE-EDIT: Okay, I guess I'll do the song.

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Oh! Oh! I call the promo poster for this movie-musical-broadway extravaganza!

*Gets drawing*

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Well, now it's my turn.

"An Example To Be Set"

(Spotlight on Agent SeeThroo walking out onto the dark stage)
SeeThroo: Attention Forumopolis, the one you know as Teff has just TRIIIIIII-PLE POSTED!
I want to make it clear that this shall not be TOLLLLL-ERATED!
I don't care how long he's been here, I don't care how "cool" he is.
He's been Temp-BANNNNNNNNNNED... 'cause there's an example to be
set!

(Another spotlight comes on a group of Forumopolis residents standing below SeeThroo)
Residents: How could you do this? How could you do this? Teff has done little wrong!
A triple post is nothing for a good-hearted poster to be Temp-Banned on!
Teff was a great Forum citizen!
He was befriended by all!
How could you take Teff away from his Forumopolis hooooooooooome?

SeeThroo:He broke a forum rule! He has commited a wrong-doing!
It doesn't matter to me that you have all befriended him, because like it or nooooooooooooot, there's an example to be set.

Residents: It was wrong of you to do it!
SeeThroo: There's an example to be set!
Residents: Teff should not of been banned!
SeeThroo: There's an example to be set!
Residents: His triple post is simply nothing!
SeeThroo: There's an example to be set!
Residents: You must return Teff right NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
SeeThroo: No, I shan't return Teff right NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
...because there's an EXAMPLE TO BE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

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HOLY. CRAP. YES. PLEASE. DO IT.

EDIT: Good show, Homeschool.

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Yay! Thanks, Teffers.

And I actually thought of doing one of those promo posters... but mine would be crappy and made on Paint, and as we all know, TTM's drawings have enough beauty to make your eyes bleed, so I can't wait to see it!

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Man, I wish I could write half-decent songs...

When this becomes a Broadway hit, remember that it was inspired by Homerun.

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