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"Well, I guess I must introduce myself." The frog-man extended his webbed hand. "Name's Natōn. I'm from one of the moons of Neptune."

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"Neptune, you say? I lived there for about 10 years, right in the shining city of K'help! In fact, that's when I was first picked up to be aboard the-" Everyone lost interest in the old man rambling so it's not needed to tell you what he said.

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Lork said, "Neptune? My wife lives there!" He pulled out a heavy EMP pistol and shot the bounty ship. They won't be going anywhere anytime soon. Then he threw the gun in the trash. He hated ranged combat.

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Vilmar stepped into the plaza. "Yeah, I'm back" he said, handing the Captain and Natōn their food. "Now then, can w-" he stopped suddenly when he saw Lork. "Did I just see you kill someone back there?" he asked.

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"My, I remember the first time I shot a bounty ship...tis a grand memory. You're a good man, Lork, a very good man indeed." Xandeross was delighted by the fact that Lork would just destroy a ship without thinking of consequences.

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Vilmar stepped into the plaza. "Yeah, I'm back" he said, handing the Captain and Natōn their food. "Now then, can w-" he stopped suddenly when he saw Lork. "Did I just see you kill someone back there?" he asked.

"No. You didn't."said Lork, emphasizing his words by using a mind-echo trick that he picked up."Really."

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"I've never seen any...squiddly people in the Neptune vicinity." Natōn started drinking his blue-ade. "Blue...what a lovely color, don't you think?"

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"Well, the Flayers are subterranean. We have special tunnels with Tentacle-print locks. You'd never make it past the gates." said Lork.

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"I have. It was a stormy day and the seas were rumbling. I had just awoken from my bed after I heard the siren that told everyone of seastorms. I got up and..." Xandeross rambled.

"If he mentioned this in the manual I NEVER would've signed up." Vilmar whisepred.

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Suddenely entered a robot, looking at him it was obvious he was designed for battle.

"Sorry I'm late!" said the robot.

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"Oh wow! A robot! I've never seen one before! I thought they were a myth! Are you sentient?" said Lork, obviously awed by the robot.

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"Oh, great, a toaster." a rude person nearby said.

The robot was angry at this.

"Don't do it. it isn't worth your time." Xandeross calmed down the robot. "What is your name, chum?"

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"My name is Charlie." Charlie replied.

"And Lork I do have a mind of my own" he answered to Lork.

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Vilmar stepped into the plaza. "Yeah, I'm back" he said, handing the Captain and Natōn their food. "Now then, can w-" he stopped suddenly when he saw Lork. "Did I just see you kill someone back there?" he asked.

"No. You didn't."said Lork, emphasizing his words by using a mind-echo trick that he picked up."Really."
Vilmar stared blankly at the mindflayer. "Oh yes, you tore out his brain and ate it, but he's just fine, right? Suuure." As he walked away, he added "Nice mind trick, by the way. It might work on a normal human, but on someone who has his brain stuck fulla 'orrible sciencey things like me, it won't do nothin'."

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James Leyam sped down the streets of New Novalis on his Hoverbord. He was on the run from a street gang whose plans he had accidently stumbled upon while hacking. He had been found out and now he had to ditch them of pay the price. His route took him past the port section of town, actually crossing Remo's path.
He could hear the angry shouts of the gang leader behind him. He crossed the street..
Right in front of an old taxi that was making its way through town!
IMPACT!! The breath was knoked from James' chest, and he fell to the pavement.
"Pretend like I'm dead" he wisperd to the cabbie
His hand went to the poket witch containd his small blaster. It wasn't very powerful, and could only fire a few charges before it ran out, but it could get him out of this one.
<Alright,I guess I'm in now.>

Remo was surprised. The collision-avoidance software should have allowed him to miss the hoverboarder. Must be a glitch. It did stop the hovercab, though. He got out and took a look at the hoverboarder who was playing dead. "Can you get up? I'll give you a lift to the medicenter."

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Z'quind looked at Charlie, interested. His antennae quivered. "A robot, eh? If you don't mind, I'd like to take a look at your circuits. I'm very interested in robotics. You don't have to worry, I'm a fully qualified mechanist. In fact, I signed up for this crew to be an engineer."

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Remo was surprised. The collision-avoidance software should have allowed him to miss the hoverboarder. Must be a glitch. It did stop the hovercab, though. He got out and took a look at the hoverboarder who was playing dead. "Can you get up? I'll give you a lift to the medicenter."

"Thank you but I'm fine. I could use the lift though just a few blocks down.I've got gangsters on my tail."

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Remo was surprised. The collision-avoidance software should have allowed him to miss the hoverboarder. Must be a glitch. It did stop the hovercab, though. He got out and took a look at the hoverboarder who was playing dead. "Can you get up? I'll give you a lift to the medicenter."

"Thank you but I'm fine. I could use the lift though just a few blocks down. I've got gangsters on my tail."

"Alright, get it." said Remo. He helped the Hoverboarder up. "Name's Remo."

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"James" he climed into Remo's cab, noticing the uprades on the dash's hardware. "Your not the average cabby are you?"

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"Let's just say I have a tendency to run into trouble. The upgrades are an investment in life insurance."

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"Well since you know about the RU* rules, I guess you can have a look..." said Charlie

*The RU is the Robot Union, The Noid can explain it.

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<OOC> Sorry for the delayed response, I was out most of the day for once. :)</OOC>

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"So. Might I ask you, Z'haria, what a lady like you is doing wishing to accompany the rest of us on the starship? It seems a little bit unlikely, If I do not offend."


Z'haria decided not to get into a conversation about her reasons for joining the men, so she pretended not to have noticed Xandeross had spoken to her. Instead she examined the rest of the crew.

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"So are you gonna tell me who's chasing you James, or do I get to find out the hard way?" Remo winked as he said this. Remo cyberneticly commanded the navicomputer to resume course to the spaceport, and the Hovercab responded. Then, the hovercab's radar systems showed Remo a ground vehicle aproaching at unsafe speeds. A jet-black Americar Highwayman with chrome trim and men with guns riding on the sideboards was roaring down the street behind Remo's taxi. One of the gunmen let loose a burst from his machine gun, but he missed by a mile.
"Friends of yours?" quiped Remo grimly.

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"Right. STREETFIGHT!!" Yelled Lork, and charged into the fray. he swung a kick to a gangster, then knocked the Taxi driver out. He looked in his mind. He was one of the good guys. He woke him up, then showed him to Xandeross."what about him?"

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"Are you okay?" Xandeross asked Remo. "Lork, go get the other one that was with him."

(Robot Union? That disbanded a little while ago, due to the interplanatery war between Rilgar and Neptune. Back in it's time it enforced robotic rights and such, but Rilgar did not listen. Nowadays people tend to think of the RU as "guidlines", and not rules.)

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"Here he is" said Lork, tossing him on the ground,"Let's see if these hooligans want to join us."

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"Right. STREETFIGHT!!" Yelled Lork, and charged into the fray. he swung a kick to a gangster, then knocked the Taxi driver out. He looked in his mind. He was one of the good guys. He woke him up, then showed him to Xandeross."what about him?"

Remo awoke with a shock. He looked about, but couldn't see what had knocked him out. His head hurt, but his cyberware wasn't reporting a malfunction. He gunned the hovercab to maximum speed.

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OOC: Um, Lork, how did you kick a person that's INSIDE a car? That seems kinda strange...

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Vilmar stepped outside, unslung his energy rifle and leveled it at the approaching gangster's car. "Just give the word, boss, and I'll blow 'em to nano-bits."

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{}{}{I kicked through the window. They were going slow enough that I could.}{}{}

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Then, the hovercab's radar systems showed Remo a ground vehicle aproaching at unsafe speeds...


OOC: Unsafe speeds. That means NOT going slow. Besides, kicking through a window would hurt, wouldn't it? And I assume they'd have bulletproof glass or something....either way, how did you catch up with a car going that fast?

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