The Band Name Game!

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Thu May 11, 2006 5:06 pm

A jazz-metal fusion band from New York City. Never made it outta the Village.

Blooberry

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Thu May 11, 2006 7:46 pm

A cheerful, Disney-channel-sponsored "singer" and actor, who specializes in doing hip-hop covers of old blues sounds. No one with any taste can listen to this without their ears bleeding, though the accompanying TV show is kind of cute/funny.

The Brotherhood

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Thu May 11, 2006 9:37 pm

Two words: Goth country.

Pick5

Darth Katana X · **Posted:** Thu May 11, 2006 10:08 pm

A post-post-new-wave-brit-pop-punk band from the UK. Think A Flock of Seagulls meets The Beatles meets Depeche Mode meets Simple Plan meets U2.

So-Gah-Oh! 24/7X

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Sat May 20, 2006 5:22 am

3 words: Death synth metal.

Cymbal

PurpleKoopa · **Posted:** Sat May 20, 2006 3:54 pm

A three man band with depressing sounding music. They sound like the death chanting monks from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It is unknown if the fat guy in the band in Strong Sad.

Solid Jumble

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Sat May 20, 2006 4:06 pm

4 guys on 2 electric hammer dulcimers, 1 drummer, and a guitar. Nobody plays it; the guitar just sits there. The dulcimer players use drumsticks instead of beaters, giving it a really edgy sound. Solid Jumble's really popular with the art kids.

The Little Princes

topofsm · **Posted:** Sat May 20, 2006 5:20 pm

These guys try to make slow, 70's type songs that are classics. There's a reason that they don't play oldies on the radio anymore.

Ego

Darth Katana X · **Posted:** Sat May 20, 2006 5:21 pm

An indie band. On Tooth & Nail. Big surprise.

DJ Galaga

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Sat May 20, 2006 8:31 pm

A guy that covers 8-bit video game songs on Moog analog synths. Pretty cool, 'cept most of his sounds are the same.

The Hammond Experiment

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Sat May 20, 2006 11:46 pm

Claims to be a metal band, but it's obvious from the sound of their music that they really want to be rappers. However, considering the decible value at which they scream, you can't really tell what they're saying anyway. If you could, you'd find out that their music is pretty good, if emo.

Space Waitress

Darth Katana X · **Posted:** Sun May 21, 2006 1:00 am

The frontman of Iron Maiden dropped off the face of the planet, so they had to get Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit to take his place. Kind of like Audioslave, only the other way around.

Machine Capacitye

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Sun May 21, 2006 1:19 am

Somebody thought that videogame synths & metal guitars would work well...with a tuba. That's Machine Capacitye, and they pretty much suck.

Lem n' Ade

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Sun May 21, 2006 1:21 am

A band formed from a group of robots. Their music sucks, but it has a subliminal message that forces all humans to love it. On their world tour, they plan to assimilate all of their fans.

The Kuhl Katz

Darth Katana X · **Posted:** Sun May 21, 2006 1:25 am

Back when good lyrics weren't required for synth pop hits, they topped the charts. They wrote songs about every mundane thing you can think of, and let's not forget all the bad grammar and things that don't even make sense like, "everyone searches for the Plato in me." The members are Alessandro (vocals), Luisa (synthesizers), and Claudio (doesn't do much for the band except pose as the pretty boy).

Nanoloop Niños

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Sun May 21, 2006 2:08 am

One of those generic reggaetón bands. Every song has the EXACT SAME BEAT.

Orange

DESTROY US ALL! · **Posted:** Sun May 21, 2006 2:13 am

They are a Jangle Pop band that only play songs that relate to citrus fruits. They avoid redudancy by never singing about oranges. Their first album "Screw the Pine Fresh Scent" cause an outrage followed by the buring of all citrus lysol containers. Class action lawsuits were then filed due to the obvious explosion of the cans. Because of their free publicity in this incident, the band reached the Billboard Top Ten and had a regular playing music video on MTV. This new fame caused them to diverge from their normal form of music to do a spoken word Bill Shatner cover album.

Shoehorn and the lefties

PurpleKoopa · **Posted:** Sun May 21, 2006 3:47 am

Shoehorn is a former contestant on American Idol. He plays guitar and sings mushy country love songs. The Lefties pretty much go "Ooooo....". Shoehorn and the Lefties are not very popular, although some middle aged ladies like them.

Strong Bad and the Pussycats

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Sun May 21, 2006 7:11 am

A cheerful 60's pop group that often performs in space for no good reason.

Kawtn Kandie

Dactyl · **Posted:** Sun May 21, 2006 7:26 am

An all girl metal band that has an enourmous cult following in Butt, Indiana.

This Is The Greastest And Best Band In The World....Tribute

Oh God please let the next person get this joke

Code J · **Posted:** Sun May 21, 2006 7:50 am

Four high-school dropouts are wandering through the desert when they come across a magical genie who tells them to form the best band in the world. But....the band in question is just a tribute.

The Sunroofs

Dactyl · **Posted:** Sun May 21, 2006 7:52 am

Oh thank God he got it

A band that always sings about cars. They were booed off the stage at their 1st concert.

OMG

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Sun May 21, 2006 7:40 pm

OMG used to be one of those cool grunge bands back in the day, but now they're a hardcore blues band.

Hour of Sun

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Mon May 22, 2006 8:27 pm

A group of South-American natives who are, mysteriously, descendants of the Inca Empire. They use pop beats to bring the Sun God, Inti, into American culture. Unfortunately, they were fed to lions by an angry mob who suspected them of being in the Mafia. They weren't.

_____ (Also known as "Blank")

Darth Katana X · **Posted:** Mon May 22, 2006 11:01 pm

One of those frowning emo/synth/punk/rock/opera bands from the UK. They always wear ugly white suits in their pictures and eyeliner. Sometimes they have their faces colored like Darth Maul's too, only, minus the red. Their songs are nonsensically poet, stuff like, "The water of youth, girl in the midst, I'll never see her again. She walks away, and my heart turns gray, I will never see her again." Really melancholy. They have a niche cult following of gothic nerds (yes, there is such thing).

152(Eminem)Um/Killa

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Tue May 23, 2006 5:06 am

Their music just sounds like a mess. Listening to their premire album is like an entire CD full of nothing but "Revolution 9."

You'll Never Guess

Bulldozer · **Posted:** Tue May 23, 2006 5:11 am

A band that wore masks and muffled all of their music. Their signature was that everyone should guess their ages and genders, as well as the melodies and lyrics to all of their music. They had such flops as "*** **** ***** *** ***** ** **** ****" and "**** **** ** * ******** ** ***." They had a fanbase consisting of a single blind-deaf-mute.

Neon

Darth Katana X · **Posted:** Tue May 23, 2006 6:49 am

A industrial/video game band that's obsessed with video games, anime, RPGs, The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. Oh, and did I mention Internet slang? Everybody likes them.

Ja Ja Rules

What's Her Face · **Posted:** Tue May 23, 2006 11:04 am

A Ja Rules tribute act, that involves a Star Wars theme somehow.

Punchin' Clowns

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Tue May 23, 2006 6:31 pm

One of those bands you've never heard of, but seriously, you should. They're actually pretty awesome. They've got an awesome old-school rock 'n' roll feel, and they do this one cover of Styx's "Renegade" that is supremely awesome. One of the few bands to come out of this game that is not only comprehensible, but actually a-pretty pretty good!

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