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Toppy, what's up with your banner? It's all...creeepyy

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

My banner? Haven't you played Dungeonman 3 yet?

Okay, Chichindrich.

[size=0]may I please know who the detectives are?[/size]

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

I did, it stunk and freaked me out, there is no way out of the dungeon! I want to get ye flask! move the wolf aside and I'll do it

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

*jeopardy music*

Come on guys, get your votes in. That is, before I have to go vigilante on Chichi and start dealing out cummupence afore the mafia's finished with their slacking...

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Stinked isn't a word, there isn't a wolf, and you get out of the dungeon by getting the claws.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

*grabs machine gun*

Bring it punk.

Seriously, mafia & folks, get your PM's in!

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Dangit, send in your PMs already, mafia people!

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I think you're a mafia.

Vote Chichindrich out!

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Well, the mafia finally PM'd me, so I just need the doctors and the detectives now.

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......*twiddles thumbs*......

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Chichindrich, have you tried PMing the doctors and dectectives yet? Or maybe you should check if the people who haven't PM'd you yet are still around.

Man, something must have been wrong with the ol' PM machine. Almost nobody who I PM'd recieved one!

Anyhoo...

PurpleKoopa was walking around with his good friend Susan, when they saw Jones' Girl walk into a bar. They sat down with her, and began to discuss current events and the like. Time passed, people came and left, and it got pretty boring. They must've drank a collective 242 root beers before the author felt like continuing the plot of this little story. Jones' girl looked up and thought, Man, things are pretty boring around here. I wish something would happen. Almost like magic, the barkeeper, topofsm, slumped over from a...weasel bite. He was rushed to the hospital, where, unfortunatly, they couldn't save Capt. Ido Nos in the next bed over.


HAH! Bet I fooled you toppy! Anyway, the point is, the Capt. is dead, slipping me fives doesn't work very well, and you guys need to form an angry mob and kill someone. I'll provide the torches and pitchforks.

EDIT: This does NOT mean that toppy was saved. It was a minor plot point that I thought up. And this stories have nothing to do with who's who.

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*gasp*
Okay. I don't think it's very likely that it's Susan, Jones' Girl, or PurpleKoopa. Just an opinion, I think that he just incorporated them into the plot.

On the other hand, Capt. is dead, so he is probably not a mafia.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

You bet I'm not. Well, that was mighty anticlamactic for m'self. Oh well. Hey Chichi, since a fiver won't do the trick, how's aboot a good old Hamilton? If not, then there's nothing left to do but become a vigilante zombie.

Moofia, I'ma comin' fo' yo' brains.

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Well, we don't have enough info right now. Hate to do it, but just like in any one of the games game, we should probably do some random lynching.

I noticed topofsm didn't mention himself when discussing those already in the plot. Is this because he didn't want to lie about his mafia affiliations?

No offense topofsm, just thought I'd get the ball rolling.

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Hey, good point.

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But we could also say that Jones' Girl is trying to divert attention away from herself. Which would make sense, seeing as Chichi is pretty likely to have included at least one maffia member in the group, just to keep everyone from automatically excluding all of those people. Then again, that would also back up the case for topofsm, and I suppose anyone could say the same about me that I just said about Jones' Girl, so that really gets us nowhere.

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I suppose that Chichindrich could mix in a mafia just for fun, to see us suffer.

I don't want to fully accuse someone, but I'm starting to suspect Jones' Girl.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Another thing I'd like to point out is that, if topofsm was in the maffia, that post probably wouldn't have fooled him, as the maffia don't usually kill each other, as far as I know, and a detective investigation wouldn't have put him in the hospital. Score a point toward topofsm not being maffia.

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Good point. I guess I rescind my vote for topofsm...for now.

As for the accusations against me...I was just minding my own business, having a few drinks before calling it a night. I was just about to invite Susan and PurpleKoopa to join me back at my place to watch some StrongBad emails when topofsm fell over. I never even saw the weasel. I hate weasels.

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That's true....

Maybe it's Susan or PurpleKoopa. Just a thought.

EDIT: Crap, I already voted for Toppy. Is it too late to take back my vote, Chinchindritch?

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Get on your knees and beg, scum! Or give me aproximatly (1) twenty-dollar bill, and I'll see what I can do.

Yeah, I guess you can change your vote. Free of charge too!

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Or maybe you are accusing Jones' Girl of diverting attention away from herself on topofsm when you are secretly diverting attention on yourself and seeming like the innocent, wise minded one who has the answers. But you are really some kind of... EVIL DOER! BAH!!!

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Yes, didn't I already mention that possibility? Speaking of Jones' Girl, though, I think she's probably not maffia, seeing as she incorrectly identified the name of the target there. The weasels and topofsm didn't have anything to do with it, it was Capt. Ido Nos who was killed.

(Either that, or, like she said about topofsm, she's conveniently avoiding the real subject so that she doesn't have to tell a lie about what happened. I'll leave that decision up to you guys, though I think the first option is more likely.)

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Well, since I myself do not want to be killed, I'm betting on Jones' Girl. That is who I vote for.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

I'm hurt topofsm. I took back my vote for you and this is how you repay me?

I don't know who to vote for now. Toppy or Buldozer? Or maybe someone who hasn't really spoken up yet...because they have no alibi??

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There doesn't seem to be any way to know who to lynch right now. It might be a good idea to have us decide on a random person and vote to lynch them, it's really all we can do right now.

Random pointy finger: Hi Guys.

I'm sorry for voting for you Jones' Girl. I'll take mine back too.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Not to sound like I'm on the defensive, but, based on the last game, I'd guess that the maffia is probably not posting to try to keep their names out of everyone's minds. It's working, too, since me, toppy, and Jones' Girl - the only ones who have posted more than twice, and the only ones actively trying to look for any evidence - seem to be the only ones under suspicion. I think we should look at everyone in the game, and not only the people who have posted, when we make our decisions. (This is an excellent strategy for them, too - when choosing a random lynch, we're more likely to choose a name that's fresh on our mind than one that hasn't been mentioned in a while. We should take that psychological detail into consideration when choosing.)

So, that having been said... there's really no way to make an intelligent decision on this, so Ju Ju's probably right. I still think, though, that we can at least rule out topofsm and Jones' Girl, for the reasons stated above.

My vote: Homerun Starrer.

He's posted twice, which would leave him out of the "People who haven't posted" randomization, but he hasn't posted enough to be fresh on our minds, and his post didn't have anything in it that would make us remember him in the debate, which leaves him in a virtual safe house against lynching with most people.



Since he was keen enough to point this out in the last game, he's probably keen enough to know how to avoid it.

(Sorry to accuse you, Homerun, but I gotta pick someone, and, psychologically, you're the most likely suspect in my eyes.)

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