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Are you a believer?
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Because the bible contradicts itself

Try starting at the beginning, there Choco. In what way?

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so you could do something in the bible that says its alright, but still end up in hell because of it.

Here's my response to that:

    And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, so must the Son of Man be lifted up, that whoever believes in him may have eternal life. For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life (John 3:14-16).

    And Peter said to them, "Repent and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins, and you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit. For the promise is for you and for your children and for all who are far off, everyone whom the Lord our God calls to himself" (Acts 2:38-39).

    For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast (Ephesians 2:8-9).

    And he called to him the crowd with his disciples and said to them, "If anyone would come after me, let him deny himself and take up his cross and follow me. For whoever would save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake and the gospel's will save it. For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and forfeit his life? For what can a man give in return for his life? For whoever is ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation, of him will the Son of Man also be ashamed when he comes in the glory of his Father with the holy angels" (Mark 8:34-38).

    If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness (1 John 1:8-9).

Other than that, I'd suggest reviewing The Ten Commandments, and maybe studying some of St. Paul's epistles.

The problem with your logic, Choco, is that you're missing the whole point of what grace is: on your own, you can never make yourself good enough for God, but Jesus Christ can. You're never going to be perfect in this life, and he already knows that. This doesn't mean you can just do whatever you want without consequence, but it does mean that, whenever we mess up, we can always turn to him, and he'll forgive us, renew us, and cleanse us from our sins.

But I will say this: That First Commandment is pretty clear. God doesn't tolerate worship of false gods. And why would you want to worship one that was basically made up by some fiction writer anyway?

But I will ask you this: have you been baptized? I think you once told me you had been. If so, then just remember this: he has written his name on you, and you are important to him. Only, do not nullify that covenant relationship by turning away from following him.

As you said, by renouncing him and following a made-up god, at least you know for sure where you are going. But is there really any comfort in that?

But something else I will offer: Martin Luther went through the exact same kind of thinking in his life. Early in his life, he was terrified that, no matter what he did, God was going to send him to hell. But after studying the Bible for years, he finally realized that God was on his side after all, that God did in fact give him the most precious gift of his only begotten Son. Only by turning away from him, and refusing to follow the way of the cross, can you lose out on that gift.

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didymus, bring your preaching to a different place, like the other forum thread you ruined. This is not a thread for you to just start preaching against anything. Now, you may defend yourself; but please don't rub all that bible crap in our faces, we don't want it. This thread is soully about Cthulhu, don't turn it into a holy war.

And Chaco, don't egg Didy on: he'll keep ranting.

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didymus, bring your preaching to a different place, like the other forum thread you ruined. This is not a thread for you to just start preaching against anything. Now, you may defend yourself; but please don't rub all that bible crap in our faces, we don't want it. This thread is soully about Cthulhu, don't turn it into a holy war.

And Chaco, don't egg Didy on: he'll keep ranting.

Ummm.... Didymus was just telling why he believes what he believes and responded to the challenge that "the bible contradicts ittself".

There's nothing wrong with that.

If you think there is, the link labeled "Log Out [Steve]" would be a good link to click.

What is this thread Didymus "ruined?"

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um, NOYB and SU. I only wanted this thread to be about cthulhu, not challenging others to religious scirmishes.

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um, NOYB and SU. I only wanted this thread to be about cthulhu, not challenging others to religious scirmishes.

What are NYOB and SU?

He was responding.. to the statement "the bible contradicts itsself".

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Maybe we could start a new thread, "discussion: cthulhu or God?"?

If the discussion about weather we should actually turn this into a discussion is so much, maybe thats the way to go.

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Maybe we could start a new thread, "discussion: cthulhu or God?"?

If the discussion about weather we should actually turn this into a discussion is so much, maybe thats the way to go.

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SR, could you lock this thread? i know, i know, "Shouldnt this thread stay so i can teach people what i belive in" no. this is making it look worse than it allready is.

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i have enjoyed this thread and if it gets locked then i say goodbye with sadness. COLA: i like that you know when something is about to spin wildly out of control, which it just about is (if it keeps going like this). i am fine with locking it but not because the thread should only be about cthulhu (because that just makes it seem like "We won't allow people to argue the opposite side on this thread" even if it isnt intended this way). i think its okay to lock this one up because its just going to degenerate from here.


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cyco wrote:
Maybe we could start a new thread, "discussion: cthulhu or God?"?


You can be of any religion and still like Cthulhu. I don't think it ever existed, just like other things in Lovecraft's writing, it's based off of various cultural mythologies. I like stories and fantasy-horror novels as much as the last person, but I don't believe they're real. You can study other religions and read any sort of book and stay true to your religion. I don't think Cthulhu is or was ever real, but I think Lovecraft's books are fun.


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Hay!!!

I started a thread in the religion and politics area onca and wanted it blocked, it span into a wild direction and it ended up with Didy and I arguing about Jesus Christ! Now, if this gets blocked, I demmand that mine does!

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Yeah, there are a lot about Christianity. And that's fine. But other peoples' beliefs deserve a voice, too, even if others don't agree with them. Besides, isn't it better to be gentle and kind, rather than defensive? I think that goes for all religions, it's wrong to single out just one.

I'm a Messianic Jew, but I'm pretty easy going about religion, having friends from so many different ones. I don't get Cthulhuism, but it's always interesting to hear COLA's and others views on why they chose to believe the way they did.


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see, tahst it, i dont wanna tell people about my religion, if they ask about it through a PM, id gladly tell them, but i dont like doing it in a public form.

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That's a shame, COLA.
No one should have to be afraid of talking openly about their religion, and I think it's pretty cool. Feel free to PM me any time.


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heh, no, if anyone wants to learn about my religion, they gotta PM me i dont do this as a Handout service.

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Really? *looks at PM button nervously* well, I have school in 30 minutes. <_< >_>

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ha, your not on vacation (mockingly says).

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Steve wrote:
didymus, bring your preaching to a different place, like the other forum thread you ruined. This is not a thread for you to just start preaching against anything. Now, you may defend yourself; but please don't rub all that bible crap in our faces, we don't want it. This thread is soully about Cthulhu, don't turn it into a holy war.

And Chaco, don't egg Didy on: he'll keep ranting.

Steve, I really don't appreciate your attitude here. I WAS defending what I believe. Furthermore, I think I know Choco a little better than you do; he has shared some pretty intimate stuff with me before, which I am not at liberty to discuss here. In my thinking, I was doing WAY more than "ranting;" I was providing pastoral care, which, the last time I checked, was my job. I can relate to Choco's struggle with faith, because I myself have gone through similar struggles.

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um, NOYB and SU. I only wanted this thread to be about cthulhu, not challenging others to religious scirmishes.

What are NYOB and SU?

A wild guess here, but I think it's "None of your business" and "Shut up" (20th down).

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but please don't rub all that bible crap in our faces, we don't want it

Okay, I have a problem with that. How is Didymus supposed to defend his faith without providing examples? Also, who are you to talk for everyone? Maybe I like reading what Dids has to say.

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yeah, I don't mean any harm by my words, I keep forgetting how hard it is to establish emotion through writing. I'm only frustrated with the fact that this place seems to be more dominant in mostly religious people, I'm more used to dealing with secular people. I do appreciate Didymus' loyalty to Christ. I don't mean to be such a jerk in all of your eyes, but apparently it's impossible for me not to be. In your eyes I'll always seem to be a smart-mouthed noob that no one likes.

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No, I don't think that, Steve. I think you're just like the rest of us: you're passionate about what you believe, and you get frustrated when others don't understand it. I felt the same way back when Kittie Rose, King Nintendoid, Trog-Dork, and Dr. Zaius were here.

But you have one thing that most of those folks didn't: you are at least trying to be civil, even if you aren't perfect at it.

One of the challenges with the promotion of the free exchange of ideas is that you will occasionally encounter ideas that don't correspond with your own. That is a reality we all must learn to live with. All of us.

And one more thing: the reason I responded to Choco at all is because I didn't want him to live in terror that God is just waiting for him to make a mistake so he can hurl lightning bolts at him. Instead, I wanted him to understand that God is indeed a caring, compassionate being who sacrificed his own Son for him. Choco has hope in Christ, if only he could see it more clearly. All of us do, even when our problems blind us to it.

Anyway, it is time to apply colored pigments to reheated bread slices.

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I know who he is, but I'm not a believer. I don't believe in anything. We don't exist and are only figments of our own imagination.

Wait, that doesn't make any sense.

I voted 'no'.

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Actually, a fellow by the name of DesCartes proved that theory incorrect. Without existence, there can be neither self-awareness nor self-delusion. The very fact that you can imagine yourself existing proves that you actually exist.

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"Cogito Ergo Sum" is a theory, and as humans, we can never really get a definate answer about anything. But that's an epistomological argument that this thread just does not need.

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Anybody can call toastpaint, unless they use it incorrectly.

Therefore...

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Sorry to override your toastpaint, but, I believe after we die, God has three directions for us, Heaven, Hell, and Reencarnation. I believe that when you die, if God has planned for you to go to heaven, you will go. If you were a terrible sinner and didn't believe in God, or believed in him and hated him, you would go to hell. But, I believe, that if you were somewhere in the middle, believing in God, yet, you have sinned a lot, and take no guilt upon it, you will be reencarnated with no memory of what happened, but, your goal this time through life is to sin less, and trust in God more.

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Teh Ch8t wrote:
Sorry to override your toastpaint, but, I believe after we die, God has three directions for us, Heaven, Hell, and Reencarnation. I believe that when you die, if God has planned for you to go to heaven, you will go. If you were a terrible sinner and didn't believe in God, or believed in him and hated him, you would go to hell. But, I believe, that if you were somewhere in the middle, believing in God, yet, you have sinned a lot, and take no guilt upon it, you will be reencarnated with no memory of what happened, but, your goal this time through life is to sin less, and trust in God more.

What if you don't believe in God, yet you don't live a sinful life?

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Teh Ch8t wrote:
Sorry to override your toastpaint, but, I believe after we die, God has three directions for us, Heaven, Hell, and Reencarnation. I believe that when you die, if God has planned for you to go to heaven, you will go. If you were a terrible sinner and didn't believe in God, or believed in him and hated him, you would go to hell. But, I believe, that if you were somewhere in the middle, believing in God, yet, you have sinned a lot, and take no guilt upon it, you will be reencarnated with no memory of what happened, but, your goal this time through life is to sin less, and trust in God more.

What if you don't believe in God, yet you don't live a sinful life?


You get reencarnated.

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kinda the mid point between my theory and original christian ideas. My idea (not theory, to me anyway) is kinda...a left wing if you will. But maybe that goes to far. Anyway, I don't think this thread is the place to talk about my ideas on life, it's about Cthulhu. If you wish to know my idea: PM me.

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Teh Ch8t wrote:
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Teh Ch8t wrote:
Sorry to override your toastpaint, but, I believe after we die, God has three directions for us, Heaven, Hell, and Reencarnation. I believe that when you die, if God has planned for you to go to heaven, you will go. If you were a terrible sinner and didn't believe in God, or believed in him and hated him, you would go to hell. But, I believe, that if you were somewhere in the middle, believing in God, yet, you have sinned a lot, and take no guilt upon it, you will be reencarnated with no memory of what happened, but, your goal this time through life is to sin less, and trust in God more.

What if you don't believe in God, yet you don't live a sinful life?


You get reencarnated.


God sees everything as black and white, no grey areas... haha a great quote for this: "Its tough when right and wrong is black and white...dont you wish there was something in-between, like a micheal jackson?"

Erm...yeah, If someone sins more than anyone else in the world, but wants to stop and asks Gods forgivness every time, they will go to heaven. If a "good" person who barley sins (nobody is sinless) but doesnt accept him, they go to hell. I wish that instead of hell there was always reencarnation, but yeah...Its sad... I'm not good with using scripute refrences, sooo...help anyone?

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Teh Ch8t wrote:
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Teh Ch8t wrote:
Sorry to override your toastpaint, but, I believe after we die, God has three directions for us, Heaven, Hell, and Reencarnation. I believe that when you die, if God has planned for you to go to heaven, you will go. If you were a terrible sinner and didn't believe in God, or believed in him and hated him, you would go to hell. But, I believe, that if you were somewhere in the middle, believing in God, yet, you have sinned a lot, and take no guilt upon it, you will be reencarnated with no memory of what happened, but, your goal this time through life is to sin less, and trust in God more.

What if you don't believe in God, yet you don't live a sinful life?


You get reencarnated.


God sees everything as black and white, no grey areas... haha a great quote for this: "Its tough when right and wrong is black and white...dont you wish there was something in-between, like a micheal jackson?"

Erm...yeah, If someone sins more than anyone else in the world, but wants to stop and asks Gods forgivness every time, they will go to heaven. If a "good" person who barley sins (nobody is sinless) but doesnt accept him, they go to hell. I wish that instead of hell there was always reencarnation, but yeah...Its sad... I'm not good with using scripute refrences, sooo...help anyone?


Well, that's what I bleieve in, I believe God can forgive not being accepted. And, by people going to Hell, I meant there is very few. The biggest evils of all time would go there, and the rest who sinned and were horrible, they would be reencarnated as a second chance, and if they screwed that up too, they would keep being reencarnated until they get it right, because, God does not want to put you in Hell for any bad things you've done, so, he gives you a second chance at life, and being a better person.

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