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That is hilarious. It is so hilarious, in fact, that it should be ILLEGAL.

Anything with zombies is almost always funny. Including another pseudo-inside joke, which isn't really inside because it's a quote from a TV show:

"You haven't seen anything... suspicious around here, have you? Zombies... an army of the undead..."

EDIT: TOTPD... TOTPD!

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Speaking of Zombies...

Whenever my friend Mark gets ahead of himself, I just say "zombie pizza."

See, my friend Nathan was talking about how annoying it would be to have a zombie constantly attacking you, and then Mark said "How would you cook a pizza if you were being attacked by a zombie?" He was serious...

My friend and I often do strange impressions. Although my impression of Bill Cosby was way better than his, he came up with this great line.

Well, you see, I have to get back on the TV. But I can't get back, cuz one day, I was dealing with this guy from a Chineese food place. And I was waiting for two hours, for my food, waitin for it to be delivered. And when it finally showed up, I said, "What took so long for it to be delivered?" And he said, "It's not delivery, it's Digorno," And I said "What the heck you talkin' 'bout, I just want my Chicken Chow-main. Now give me my Chicken chow-main before I blow your frickin' brains out with a magnum .44

Now we call everyone we don't like "Chicken Chow-main Chineese guy".

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John throws a basketball over the fence at school. A car pulls up and a little girl pops out and throws it back. I comment with "It's like she's standing there. There's no car, but she suddenly jumps back, the car flies by at the speed of light, her impact on the seat of the car makes the seatbelt fasten around her, and a meatball sandwich falls into her hands from the car's celing. Her family is a team of basketball retrieving spies. 'Mission accomplished! YEAH!!' she says in a deep grainy voice."

Now when we get things done, we shout "Mission accomplished! YEAH!!"

Yea, verily! That is awesome. I want a super secret spy mission like that!

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I could remember because well....I LIVE IN DELAWARE. yeah Your right It kinda sucks badly but I enjoy it.

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Osaka.

It's a Japanese restaurant around these parts.

And because of a certain anime, and my friends and I being like a number of those characters from a certain anime, we laugh when we eat there.

I'm so totally Tomo.

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The Mu is NOT dead!

Turcake: It's cake. 'Cept with turkey instead of cake. And gravy instead of frosting.

"WHEATBEAN!": A new one. Has no real meaning.

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You're not allowed to read my knee!

Yes.

It's something my sister said. She wrote a short passage on her knee through the rips in her jeans proclaiming her love for her crush, which I would have never even have considered looking for had she not blurted this out. XD Knees are a funny, gunny body part.

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Okay...the Bonus Stage names.

At my birthday party, half the kids there were Bonus Stage fans, myself included. There were 8 kids, so we gave everyone new names. I was Rya, Andreas was Andrew, Anton was Joel, Jordan was Phil, Emily was Cassidy, Rowen was Elly, Kaia was Jessica, and Devon was June because there weren't any guy names left. I kept calling Kaia Jessica, even after the party. Like at school. "Hi, Anna." "Hi, Jessica!" "O_o" In addition, Andreas keeps calling me "Ryanna".

And the INFAMOUS Bread Woman. Okay, on the BS forums, when Bonus Stages came out, I mentioned that I thought Rya was some kinda bread. Then Myrrh and I had an IM conversation, where we decided to call her Bread Woman. I even doodled a picture of Bread Woman, which I used as my avatar at one point.

In addition, Jessica is "Jessycow" (she was originally "Jessycaw", but Tara thought it looked like "Jessycow"), Elly is "Ellyphant", Cassidy is "Cassadingdong" (or, according to Jello, "Cassalammadingdong"), and June is "J00n".

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Hey, Cassalammadingdong is way better than Cassadingdong. Partially because it has more syllables. Mostly because anything I come up with is siggable and quotable.

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We all speak in gangsta from time to time.

Fo' Schizzle my nizzle, yo. Whaddup, Jello bizzle, that is the shiznit.

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Hmmm... is that OK, or is that borderline swearing? Me = clueless.

I say "fo'shizzle" sometimes just for the heck of it.

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"BRING IN THE MULES!": Originated from when my friend and I were watching Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron. That was what some guy said... in the movie.

A joke I can't properly type: Uh... just click here.

Use by throwing your hands up in the air as if praising the gods.

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The Radioactive Color pencil

Well, today a purple color pencil fell out of my friends binder, so when the guy next to her went to pick it up, i screamed "CAREFUL, THAT PENCIL IS RADIOACTIVE!" My friend started laughing and so did the guy. Later I was awarded the pencil for my coolness and got superpowers. And my hands started getting real hot.

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boop boop beep boop bop

Me and my brother have an inside joke. It's called "You're a dead duck!" It follows the phrases "Guess what?" or "You know what?" and it does for no real reason.

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"Sounds fun! And radioactive."

It's a line from the book I'm working on. My co-author and I quote the darn story repeatedly, especially the more insane stuff. That's just one of the many crazy lines we've come up with...

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I'm a hobbit! <high-pitched falsetto voice>Hahaha!</high pitched falsetto voice>.

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well, i've got this friend named tim, and we have a lot of inside jokes.

numba one: he has long hair, so he has to wear a rubber band during home ecenomics. the first time i saw that, i said "this cream corn tastes like cream crap!" "watch the potty mouth, honey!"

numba two: flipping a light switch on and off, saying "fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight! fight!"

numba three: glove slapping him and saying "sir, you have offended my honor! i demand satisfaction!"

numba four: spanners. i keep one in my bag to fix my bike, and he laughs whenever i try to club people with it.

My friend and I are part of the renamed human race: The Rubber Ducky *knock-knock* Society. I dunno. It sounded funny, so whenever we say rubber ducky *knock knock*, we have to knock on something.

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Space Maroons...I'm not even gonna bother to explain it.

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Gerard Way's (From My Chemical Romance) Voice: Me and my friend Heather are convinced that Gerard's real voice (I'm not sure where it came from either.) is really high pitched and odd. Think... Ron from Potter Puppet Pals. We speak in this voice all. the. time. It really irritates people when we sing/talk for hours on end in this voice.

Bother: Again, inspired by Potter Puppet Pals. It involves throwing ourselves off each other and screaming, "BOTHER!"

Ducks and an um.. rhyming swear word: I think it's best I don't explain this one.

"Mr. B, you're HOT!" and various MST3K quotes: Um, we're obsessed with MST3K. 'Nuff said.

Confusion: Apparantly I have the ability to confuse people, make their heads explode and make them throw themselves out a window. I don't know where this came from either but randomly, somebody will say, "Watch out! Holly will confuse you!"

"I don't wanna!": Must be said in a sulky, toddler tone. We say it all the time, especially when figures of authority tell us what to do.

"WORSHIP PIGGY!": You leave my friend with a voice recorder and the result is insanity.

Promiscuous: I'm not going to explain this actually.

Ah, there are too many.

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No plus no equals no. All no's lead to no, no, NO!

Got a new one:

I scribble out th 'n's on Ryan's name and call him Rya all the time. I often claim that 'it's his real name' and that he should accept it.

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My friends sometimes say the word NOR (Pronounced GNAW) to describe someone doing something stupid or something uncool. It's the long version of Nor Man, and started out as Nah Man.

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Spangles, you reminded me of another one...

"They FEED on human FLESH!"

Me and the rest of the members of my friend Glenn's posse were once looking for a blank tape at his house. We ended up digging up this old recording he'd made when he was, like, seven, of some space-thing he'd recorded. He was, like, a space officer leaving a log of his trials with some evil alien race. At one point, his prepubescent self screamed, "They FEED on human FLESH!" in the most HILARIOUS pitch. Suffice to say, it's awesome.

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I laughed so hard when I read these my dog started barking.

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Dag, yo.

My friend Alexis and I met at a camp at which me, her, and her crush were all in the same group, and she stole my binoculars to stand far behind him and stare at his "BOO-TAY!!!", as she called it, and she still threatens to steal hiking equipment. We also have many jokes about Mountain Dew: Livewire and school breadsticks/soft pretzels. And dead cafeteria ladies. And what they do when they die.

A song named japanese

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My friend Jason and I constantly make jokes in US History. We basically created an alternate version of things... for example:

Dracula cause the great depression: This was from some paper he was reading, written by some kid, and it seriously looked like it said "dracula lead to the worst economic depression." Dang crappy handwriting.

Thomas Jefferson is made of thousands of human bodies: There was this comparison sheet between Jefferson and Hamilton, and under "party" it said "Made up of farmers, artisans, and small business owners." So, we say TJ is made up of all those people. Also, his brain is the one that killed the dinosaurs, from Futurama.

Martin Van Buren is Merlin: He was called the Little Wizard.

Thomas Edison is also Merlin: Called the Wizard of Menlow Park. Besides, everyone knows Merlin lives forever.

Alexander Hamilton uses a Giant Robot, known as the Hamilbot: Also from when we were talking about Hamilton and Jefferson. We said that in order for Hamilton to fight Jefferson, he'd need a Giant robot. It's made of solid gold, too.

Harry Hopkins is a wizard: If you don't know who he is, he was in charge of the PWA during the Depression. Basically, I just thought that Harry Hopkins sounds like Harry Potter. Whenever we mention him in class, I say "You're a wizard, Harry."

Also, when we don't like someone in history, we say that they're on the Time Machine Hit List.

Calling our cheerleader friends stupid.

Saying my (possibly) best friend is a prep(he is a guy)

Calling random people hippies.

It was in this one class when we got to talking about cliques and stuff.

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