Kanye West: "I should be in the Bible"

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:15 am

StrongRad wrote:

He said it like Bush started the war in Iraq then made Katrina strike New Orleans simply to kill black people.. It's kinda sad that people bought into it.

you know something... did you guys see the R.Kelly trial on the show The Boondocks? its probably gonna end up something like that.

sb_enail.com · **Posted:** Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:36 am

The videro!

He says it at the very end. You can tell he's been getting pretty worked up about the topic though. Before you go on national TV though, you should probably take a breather and collect your thoughts.

StrongRad · **Posted:** Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:57 am

sb_enail.com wrote:

The videro!

He says it at the very end. You can tell he's been getting pretty worked up about the topic though. Before you go on national TV though, you should probably take a breather and collect your thoughts.

That look on Mike Meyers face is the look one makes when his IQ is being sucked out due to exposure to an incredibly stupid statement. You see it a lot when Bush speaks, too.

Kanye's statement was mocked SSSSSSOOOOOoooo much at the AMS conference last week.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:04 am

[s]Geroge bush does not care about Hispanics.
George bush does not care about Asians.
George bush does not care about canadians.
George bush does not care about White people.
George bush does not care about Kanye West.
George bush does care about Black, The Color of oil.[/s]

i dont think there is anyway that anyone can mock that statement.

Kittie Rose · **Joined:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:24 pm **Posts:** 544

Kayne West SHOULD be mentioned in the bible, right after the 10th Commandment.

Though shalt not be a Kayne West.

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:13 pm

Kittie Rose wrote:

Kayne West SHOULD be mentioned in the bible, right after the 10th Commandment.

Though shalt not be a Kayne West.

Isn't Pride one of the 7 deadly sins anyway?

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:54 am

Prof. Tor Coolguy wrote:

Kittie Rose wrote:

Kayne West SHOULD be mentioned in the bible, right after the 10th Commandment.

Though shalt not be a Kayne West.

Isn't Pride one of the 7 deadly sins anyway?

ohh crap! im going to hell!

[size=0]not that i wasnt before....[/size]

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:55 am

Dude, Jesus=forgives.

Kevin DuBrow · **Posted:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:25 am

That's really arrogant and I guess somewhat blasphemous. He shouldn't have said that.

Jim Gaffigan's funny voice: He's going to Hell. He's practically sprinting there. I didn't say that, Jim Gaffigan did.

Prof. Tor Coolguy · **Posted:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:03 am

IantheGecko wrote:

Dude, Jesus=forgives.

Rofl Ian, that was the quote of the day.

sb_enail.com · **Posted:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:02 am

Prof. Tor Coolguy wrote:

Kittie Rose wrote:

Kayne West SHOULD be mentioned in the bible, right after the 10th Commandment.

Though shalt not be a Kayne West.

Isn't Pride one of the 7 deadly sins anyway?

Yeah, but those aren't in the Bible. It's a purely Catholic... thing. Not that pride, or lust, or gluttony, or all those other homunculi (Full Metal Alchemist ref) are particularly good things, but they didn't originate in the bible, at least, not to my knowledge.

Didymus · **Posted:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:05 am

I think the idea of those things being sin is there, but they are never listed in that way.

Crystallina · **Posted:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:58 pm

Kanye West is rapidly turning into a self-parody.

almo · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:19 am **Posts:** 46

You think he's gonna be like David Koresh and start his own religion?

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:29 am

almo wrote:

You think he's gonna be like David Koresh and start his own religion?

we allready went through something like that, except it was L. Ron Hubard.

infact, who is David Koresh?

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:25 pm

One word: Waco.

StrongRad · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:15 pm

He said Waco (as in Texas). Not wacko (as in Michael Jackson)..

Anydangways, here's Koresh in a wikipedia article.

soce,the elemental wizard · **Posted:** Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:30 pm

I'm a Kanye fan and all, but he really is going over the top. His beats are nice, but his flow has never been that great. People are just overly impressed because they can understand what he's saying.

If a no-name MC spit Kanye's lyrics at an open mic, no one would give him props. I think he's truly jumped the shark at this point. I can't wait until he says something else ridiculous.

Oh and Kanye if you're reading this.. I'm still down to collabo any time, man!!! Call me!!!

topofsm · **Posted:** Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:13 am

Most celebs don't really know religion. They are our role models, and many Americans aren't religious, this is proof.

StrongRad · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:16 am

Pardon the necromancy in bringing up an old topic, but are any of you watching Mind of Mencia?

He's pretty much rippin' Kanye a couple of new ones.

This is hillarious!
I know my neighbors have to hear me laughing on this one!!!

Hi Guys · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:48 pm

StrongRad wrote:

Pardon the necromancy in bringing up an old topic, but are any of you watching Mind of Mencia?

He's pretty much rippin' Kanye a couple of new ones.

This is hillarious!
I know my neighbors have to hear me laughing on this one!!!

Oh, yeah, I saw that. Pretty funny.
If you think he's a punk, holla "He's not Jesus!"

Simon Zeno · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:12 pm

I saw that. That was great... Oh the things that man does.

putitinyourshoe · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:28 pm

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Occasional JD wrote:

Wow.

Why would you want to be in the bible anyway? All the cool characters die!

well, maybee he can produce a new type of religion, and form it on what he wants, no matter if the stuff doesnt connect or make sense, just like L. Ron Hubbard.

oooh BURN!

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:36 pm

IantheGecko wrote:

Dude, Jesus=forgives.

But Cthulhu= Eaten.

Kevin DuBrow · **Posted:** Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:07 am

topofsm wrote:

Most celebs don't really know religion. They are our role models, and many Americans aren't religious, this is proof.

That's the most accurate thing that I have heard all day. They are too busy divulging in themselves to make themselves look good that they have no idea what they were talking about.

Mini Moose n gir · **Posted:** Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:30 pm

i hate kanye west, no doubt about it....
and i think the whole "i should be in the bible" crap, is a good reason not to do that...any ways, there is no way he would ever go in the bible, the bible is the bible and you cant change it

Dactyl · **Posted:** Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:39 pm

Yeah, really, you can't make new versions of it, like the Farmer's Almanac. Anyway, he's a arrogant jerk, and he doesn't know WTH he's talking about.

andrew · **Posted:** Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:26 am

If he wasn't joking, the man seriously needs to get a reality check. He's been a hit or miss artist over the past two years whose first hit song was rapped with his mouth wired shut. Celebrities are too arrogant for their own good and can't discriminate between when they're breaking ground or parodying themselves.

StrongRad · **Posted:** Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:24 am

Once again, I say: "If you think he's a punk, say 'He's not Jesus!' ."

Seriously, I'm suprised he hasn't sued Carlos Mencia for that yet.

Chichindrich · **Posted:** Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:51 pm

Wow. Can people get any more concieted and overall stupid?

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