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You get it, but the plate is so huge you can't get up to the paella.\

I wish I had a new compy.

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Granted. It's slighty shotgunned though! :bubs:

I wish for a stepladder to get to the aforementioned paella! (have fun with this one :cheatgrin: )

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Wish not granted, but Your rights to over use HSR emiticons in Your posts have been taken away.

I wish one day Humans will finally set foot on Mars.


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Congradulations! you set Foot on mars! now there is a whole colony of FOOT men living on mars. they invade earth and destroy you for sending them there.

i wish for a giant spinner pendant about the size of a wall clock.

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Granted, it's copper and your neck permanently turns green.

I wish for a lycopodium mask.

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Granted but its to small and it squeezes your eyeballs out and it they get dragged off by badgers, and jou get dragged of by a platypus, but it drops you in the street, then you get his by a MAC truck, a S.U.V, a Ford Truck, a Z24 Caviler, a 4-wheeler, and a motorcycle, the a Bicycle then a Trike then an obese old lady

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Granted but its to small and it squeezes your eyeballs out and it they get dragged off by badgers, and jou get dragged of by a platypus, but it drops you in the street, then you get his by a MAC truck, a S.U.V, a Ford Truck, a Z24 Caviler, a 4-wheeler, and a motorcycle, the a Bicycle then a Trike then an obese old lady


I wish Jare had made a wish. ;)

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Jare makes his wish. He wishes an anvil to fall on your head. ANVIL'D!!

Type: I wish this chili were a little spicier.

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Granted. It's so spicy, you die from the spicyness.

I wish I had more pants that fit me.

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you got more pants that fit you... and then you ... uh... get hit by a semi for some reason.



i wish i knew what to wish for =\

i have a feeling i know whats gonna happen

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Bang, and you remember that old lady with big humps.

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Haha. You get a wish granted now.

I wish for a pile o' nacho!

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granted. But it's on you and you're so sticky, you die of suffication.


I wish I was rich, RICH I SAY!

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You are rich. Because all the Mafia's money magically ended up in your bank account. Of course, the Mafia's not terribly happy with you now. In fact, they send some large guys to your house to "play a little tune on their violins," if you understand what I mean. Hope you like cement shoes. And sleeping with the fishes.

Type: I wish sausage could talk.

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Granted. It insults you. All the time. FOREVER.

I wish I was allowed to think, because I should be allowed to think.

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you get to think and your head kersplodes.

i wish i had half life for the mac

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Granted. You can't install it, tough.

I wish I had the abillity to fall asleep in an instant whenever I wanted.


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Granted. Unfortunately, though, when you use the power, you never wake up.

I wish I had a tasty pie!

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Granted, You seem to like Cow pies

I wish I can meet Mike & Matt Chapman


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You meet Mike and Matt Chapman. They hate you and kick you in the junk.

I wish for a nice tall cold one.

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You get one, but it's so tall, that it completely blocks the Sun's light, and it's so cold (in addition to the blocked heat) that the world freezes over. And you turn into an icecube.

I wish for a pizza.

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To bad, You get roasted plague rat.

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Granted. It's a bike intended for 5-years-old girls.

I wish I was some kind of awesome robot-type.

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You are. Unfortunately, you materialise over a lake, shorting out your circuts, bringing DEATH TO YOU!

I wish for a wish not to be granted.

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Granted. Some five years old didn't get his favourite toy for his birthday. You meanie.

I wish TBC would update ever so often!


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They do. They start flooding out updates every second, then the site crashes down on itself. Then this forum is flooded with "OMG WERE HSR!?" So the forum shuts down on itself. Forever. Good job, Duke!

I wish for a coaster.

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Granted, you didn't get the assembly manual though

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Okay. You end up becoming that one thief that was crucified beside Jesus. So after hours and hours of horrendous torture, you finally make it, but only because Jesus promised you would.

I wish tacos could swim.

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Granted. They swim at you while your swimming and attack you. You dead.

I wish my feet weren't so cold.

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Granted. Your feet burst into flame.

I wish I wasn't awesome.

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