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When anything out of the ordinary happens my friends and I will shout, "Purple monkey dishwashers!!!!!!!!" If any of you read Caraboo Comics, that's where that line that Ico said came from in my guest comic.

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One recent inside joke that's come about only began last month. I was walking in the hallway when these two girls were walking past - one was my friend Bree and the other was her friend who I've forgotten the name of, and they were in the middle of a conversation. I said "Hi" to Bree, and she tried to say "HELLO" to me loudly as she usually does AND to say "Yes" to her friend at the same time, and she accidentally said "YES" to me very loudly and walked away. So the conversation goes something like this.

[Enter Jerome]
[Enter Bree & friend]
Jerome: Hi, Bree.
Bree: YES.
[Exit Bree and friend. Jerome cracks up laughing.]

Now whenever I greet her I say "Yes" rather than "Hi" or "Hi, Bree."

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"They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!"
"Quick, let's get outta here before they bring him back!"

Another inside joke from camp!

I'm bored and I wanna go ho-o-ome,
I'm bored and I wanna go ho-o-ome,
I'm bored and I wanna go ho-o-ome,
Because there's nothing to do!

So basically, whenever we were playing some stupid sport, or just kinda sitting around in the glen, or other stuff, I would sing this song in a lounge-singer voice. It really bugged the crap out of these two girls, Rachel and Chelsea, and Rachel eventually got to twisting my arm when I sang it.

And then there were other variations, like I'm bored and I wanna go swi-i-mming...

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The Jazz Band in my school went to see this Jazz Day thingy, and in the vocal jazz thing, the guy was scat singing, and he was all "a bedo bop bop squee squee sdup bulduhbup..". I just said "SqueeSquee", because it sounded funny, and now it's an inside joke.

SQUEESQUEE!

'My precious cheese!"

Sortof a weird story...

One day during lunch my friend Christina just popped out of nowhere and asked that after I finished eating that I could go over and do something absolutely hilarious while she drank soda. I said yes, thinking to myself, What the heck was that about?

So after I finished I walked over to her and immediately dropped to the floor, screaming, "Take anything! Anyhting you want! Just not my precious cheese! My wonderful cheese!" And pretended to pass out on the ground. She ended up having water come out of her nose --

And onto my head.

"Picasso"

I was drawing some stuff on the markerboard at school, and I was bored and feeling pretty silly that day, so I started drawing things that looked like a 2 year old made them. And the called me Picasso, being sarcastic, of course.

That's what boredom does to ya.

"Pancho"

Whenever the forecast says rain, FoNT draws a little mexican on his arm writes "Pancho" over it and tells passerbys "I didn't bring a raincoat, but I brought a PANCHO!"

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Sister, now that we're grieving
Our fingers will falter
Our lungs will be leaking
All over each other and without even speaking
We'll know that it's over and smile and go greeting
Whatever comes next

What goes bump in the night? Me, reviving this thread.

I've recently developed a couple of jokes with my friend. Anytime we mention Lays chips, we have to drag it out really long and put on this stupid voice.

Me: You know what I'm eating?
Him: What?
Me: LAAAAAAAYSSSSSSSSSS CHIIIIIIIIIPPPSSSSSSS!

We also do this with Orange Soda, Grape Soda, and Pringles Chips. Why? It'd take too long to explain.

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All polar bears are left-handed, and they eat people If I explained this, you would all be . So I'd rather leave you mystified.

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My good-bye on the phone to one of my friends is "Cheese". It just started by me being a complete idiot mixed with too much sugar and caffiene.

Lunch Puke - We used to mix everything from lunch together and have someone eat it. I never did though. The worst had to be milk, ketchup, whipped cream and peach cobbler, and corn. Eww...

Fa shizzle - Don't ask. My friend and I love to just say Fa Shizzle and a bunch of other stupid made up words like Pa Frizzle of Pilly Dilly-o. My friend also likes to say Fa Shizzlay. It sounds French. Sort of. Not really.

Food Feeling - I make my friends laugh hysterically by taking the stickiest, mushiest thing from lunch and squishing it in my hand as hard as I can. Ice cream is cold.

PUN!!!!! - I, sometimes my friends too, yell as loud as I can "PUN!!!!" whenever I hear one. A lot of sitting in the back of class for that one.

That's all I got. I know there are more but I'm too tired to think. Blah.

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It's graham-cracker-rific!

Monkeroos. Props if you know what they are.

Also, a big brother of the girl I've known since I was 3 has a real good inside joke. He and his friends played Crash Team Racing, and one of them had this one ring that had CTR on it. It meant something else, but the guy thought that it stood for Crash Team Racing. It's pretty funny.

What else? Well I know some cheerleaders and last year in seventh grade a teacher told them that their intelligence is wasted because they joined cheerleading. Me and my best friend poke them at that a lot.

And, at church camp, there was this guy named AJ and he had to make a banana look like a certain counselor named "Willy". When these two girl counselors came back out, they said "Now let's go over to AJ and see what his little willy looks like!" The whole room burst out laughing, and the counselors didn't even know what they said for about 20 seconds.

Not much else.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

My English class has this obsession with the word "somber". We were doing a poetry unit, and a majority of the poems we started with could best be described as somber - hence, all themes, tones, etc from then onward, no matter what the subject or genre, across all literary works, were somber.

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Me an' my friend use "Randy" as an insult for some reason, because I have this character named Randy who happens to be really weird.

We also talk aboot cows waaaay too much.

Jitterbug: The song... we sing it, and it cracks all the teachers up.

Wake me up, before you gogo, don't leave me hangin out like a yoyo
Wake me up, before you gogo, and take me dancin tonight...

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Sister, now that we're grieving
Our fingers will falter
Our lungs will be leaking
All over each other and without even speaking
We'll know that it's over and smile and go greeting
Whatever comes next

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

I do that exact same thing. Whenever someone asks me a question, and I don't know the answer, I'll say "Pants".

I'll also say Pants whenever else it's completley irrelevant.

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Sister, now that we're grieving
Our fingers will falter
Our lungs will be leaking
All over each other and without even speaking
We'll know that it's over and smile and go greeting
Whatever comes next

Oh, lobster tuesday...you still make me laugh.

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Ah! Who are you? My friends and I do the same thing!

And then there are some other guys in my class who will randomly start belting out Space Oddity during class. That happens at least once a week.

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NOT A SIGNATURE!

Another that I can remember is my best friend says "Only on Tuesdays" a lot.

They just keep firing off. I probably will think of another one as soon as I post this.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

SNAKES ON A LIFEBOAT.

Yep.

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The Mu is NOT dead!

Me and Cornelia: NOODLE SOUP!

I'll explain it later, really.

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In case you think this is interesting.

You know, inventoring my inside jokes has lead me to realize that I am an utter dork. Like, half of them involve video games. Here's some of the highlights that I've not mentioned:

-"I'm being attacked by grilled cheese!"
-"What is the sound of one hand and one gun clapping?"
-"Link? It's Saria. Can you hear me? OK. Can you hear me now? Gooood!"
-"Whyyyy a chicken suuuuit? ...Can I play?"
-"Martha"
-"Douuuughnut!"
-"You're Rocket, I'm Sprocket, and he's... Rockette?"
-"Suicine Killer!"
-"She's a MAN'S lady, yo."
-"Giantspider!"

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Dude, I know a guy that does that too...

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I think it's a quote from either a movie or a comedy sketch. Maybe that's why...

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Well, one nerdish thing that never ceases to amuse us is Yoda. Although he's not exactly an inside joke, there are hundreds of jokes that have stemmed from that wrinkly old guy.

Oh, and the correct response to "May the Force be with you." is to do the Vulcan Salute and say "Yeah? Same to you, bugface!"

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Here's a couple from school...
(Note: I go to an all girls school, so do not be alarmed by the complete lack of males)

Dry bread: I find this one annoying more than anything else. I was vegetarian at one point and wanted my sandwiches without butter. Of course, as the teacher was rather dim(in my eyes, anyway) and we hated each other, It didn't go particularly well. No one has let me forget what happened. ¬_¬

Guy: A sixth-form boy. This joke's almost dead, but I think it's worth mentioning. When Guy walks past the window, everyone in the room screams, squeals and yells his name like they're all adoring fans.

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Uh dry bread is more of a pet peeve.

Some person said only on Mondays. Maybe it's from Seinfield. Cause my friend watches that too.

And at this one camp that I've already mentioned, the people from Tucson and Phoenix and the rest of the valley are always stuck-up and they can barely walk up the short climb up about 20 feet up the mountain. And they can't hike, and they act like we're inferior to them. My friend and I call them "richidiots"

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

My username is an inside joke with my Russian classmates. And in my middle school, we had "RAYYAR", which apparantly stood for good and evil (long story), and we also had "Grr." My friend brought in a picture of this guy wearing a cape with this evil scowl, and he would fold it in half, then open it in someone's face and say, "Grr!" It quickly became a commonly used phrase.

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Hey, hey hey! I'm one of those "valley folk" y'all speak of, and I can climb a mean mountain! I don't know who those morons are, but I ain't one of 'em. And Phoenix isn't a valley town...

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

"KNEECAPS!"

My friends and I were talking about the movie Freddy vs. Jason, which my friend Sean couldn't see because his parents set a V-chip to block PG-13 movies (he watched Jason X before it and that is rated R which is weird to me), so we started talking about other scary movies. We eventually got to zombie movies and we disscussed why they always want brains. I said "Why don't they go for other things like (in a tone like a retarded zombie) KNEECAPS!" Everyone started laughing and we use it all the time now.

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