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181 madmen walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The madmen scream, "OOOOH MY GOD! I'M IN A BAR!!!!"

Lego men

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

181 Lego Men walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Lego Men scream, "WE'LL KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF!"

Drumsticks

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81 drumsticks walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The drumsticks say, "Well that just fries me!" (stinky)
plastics

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It will be an honor burinating you, Rather Dashing

181 plastics walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The plastics say, "Oh, don't worry, the alcohol would probably eat us away anyway."

Eyeballs

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

181 eyeballs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The eyeballs say, "I see..."

s

181 s walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The s say, "GLASS CUP!!!"

Donald Trumps

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181 Donald Trumps walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Donald Trumps say, "Just because we all have the same name doesn't mean we're wierdoes!"

Kamikaze Watermellons

181 kamikaze watermelons walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The watermelons don't say anything yet you hear, "Vooom, SPLAT"

cymbals.

181 cymbals walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The cymbals say, "Awww, can't we crash here?"

newspapers

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181 newspapers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The newspapers say, "If its because of our color, we can be black OR white!"

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Clicky:

181 walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The say, _____________.

Goldeneye 64s

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

181 Goldeneye 64s into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The Goldeneye 64s say, "YOU only live twice!"

shopping carts

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181 shopping carts into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The shopping carts say, "No fair! You serve that shopping bag over there!"

<--- hopping santas

181 hopping santas walk into a bar, the bartender says" Look, Santa. I know it's Christmas and all, but we're CLOSED! And we don't serve your kind here! The 181 hopping santas hop all over the bartender 'till they get all drunk.

181 Clan rHrNs
(No offenses on me and ABSOLUTELY NO CALLING ME A SPAMMER OR TROLL because I am not and calling me BanSpam only makes you REPEAT the 181 Clan rHrNs until you say my name CORRECTLY. I'm tired of this taurencrap occuring understood?)

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181 Clan rHrNs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The Clan rHrNs say, "Aww, Dufflust! Let's go, Jinzos..."

Airhorns

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(Nice job, SantaGecko!)
181 Airhorns walk into a bar. The bartender tells them," No pets allowed! Get out, now! We don't serve your kind here." The 181 Airhorns sigh and vow to return later.

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181 mindless sigs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The mindless sigs say, "JINZO PWNS ALL!!!"

Eggs

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181 eggs enter a bar. They all crack before the bartender can say anything.

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Dude, you're supposed to go by the format.

Once again, eggs.

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181 eggs enter the bar. The bartender says," We do NOT serve your kind here!" The 181 eggs crack and turn into yolk. More pancakes for the bartender.

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[Dude, you're supposed to post what the eggs say. Read the rules.]

181 blank spaces walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The blank spaces say, "..."

Space bars

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181 nothings enter the bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The nothings do nothing.


Sims

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181 Sims enter the bar. The bartender explains, : We don't serve Sims at bars. None of 'em are allowed." Saddened, the Sims say, "Dangit, we thought it was a restaurant."

181 Jinzos
(No offense)

181 Jinzos enter the bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Jinzos say, "We own the bar! We don't serve YOUR kind here!"

[Get it? It's like how you twisted up the story threads.]

Thermometers

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181 Thermometers walk into a bar. The Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The Thermometers say, "I sense your a little hot on us being here."


>Kanye West

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181 Kayne Wests enter a bar. The bartender says," We don't serve your kind here." The Kayne Wests ask, "Is it because Hilary Duffs are better than us?"

[Jinzo one is FUNNY! Thank me for letting him in there ]

181 Tailses
(Now, Cthulhu, I understand not to overuse Hilary Duff and Jinzo in one forum game Therefore, I just need the perfect timing; hurt-heal h*r cracters is where jinzo will be in the second game made: the one made by get ur dun if ur asking)

181 Tailses enter a bar. The bartender says," We don't serve your kind here." The Tailses ask, "But there isn't another bar for MILES!!!"

Get it? Miles is Tails' real name!

Martini speakers

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181 Martini speakers walk into a bar and the bartender says
"Sorry we don't serve your kind here " and they say " But This time, we will mske it dry! "

Minors.

181 minors walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The minors say, "This is a MAJOR problem!"

crumbs

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181 crumbs walk into a bar. The bartender gets a microscope and says," We don't serve your kind here!" The crumbs say," Oh, dangit! We didn't last as long as Miles or Clan. And Jinzo owns the bar!"

181 Jello B.'s
(In his honour)