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Whaaaa?! That's not fair!

Oh well.

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Knowing there are sites like that on the internet, I was surprised everyone was so honest. Good work, yall.

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It obviously cost us...

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Sister, now that we're grieving
Our fingers will falter
Our lungs will be leaking
All over each other and without even speaking
We'll know that it's over and smile and go greeting
Whatever comes next

I was assuming you guys would be honest... I highly doubted anyone would get as high as 1000.

And I'll do tribal council on Sunday night. I've got Exhibit A's vote, so all I need is Pop_tire's... if he doesn't vote by, say, tomorrow night at 6, I'll do Tribal Council.

Oh, wow, that does seem pretty unfair. Where'd you find that out?

EDIT: Oh.. I see.. it's a link...

for intisipation tell us who has the most votes now and who is second (please dont lie)

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I don't think he can do that, it's supposed to be suspensful.

oh ok thats a good idea

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Well, yeah. In the real Survivor, does the guy come out and say (during the voting), "Jake has five votes, and John has three?", no, he doesn't.

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5 1/4 hours till Tribal Council. I still haven't got Poppy's vote...

woah! It got stickified...cool.


HURRY UP POPPY!!!!

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It doesn't really matter. I'm totally getting voted off.

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Man, are you guys are depressed over at Morlock or something? There's like, no team spirit or anything.

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I'll team spirit your mom!

Oh, wait.. scratch that. I think one of the people who did nothing is leaving.

The tired tribes emerged from the challenge arena exhausted. Both Jetrel and Morlock had scrambled to get together as many words as they could before their time ran out. Unfortunately, Morlock had lost, and was to face Tribal Council that night. Douglas told both tribes to head back to their camps for now.

Back at the Jetrel camp, the members strated to gather food supplies for the remainder of their time on this mysterious island. Ju Ju and Kiss offered to go into the palm tree forest to scrounge up any edible roots.

"So..." Ju Ju said to Kiss as he rummaged through the foliage. "Hwo do you think the challenge went?"

"Well, we won, didn't we?"

"Yeah, but it was tricky. They gave us a real run for our money."

"True. I think that if everyone on their team had been working at full capacity, they might've won," Kiss said.

"Hmmm. They've got a pretty strong tribe. Especially Teff... he got more words than the two of us combined. I get the feeling he's gonna be a huge competitor."

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Over at the Morlock tribe, the mood was grim.

Teff threw a stick into the fire. "I figured this would happen. We need everyone at their best if we want to beat Jetrel!"

"I've gotta apologize, guys..." Ace said. "I kinda suck at these logic puzzle things."

"Well, you tried, anyway."

Hi Guys sat silently on a log, stoking the fire.

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Darkness fell, and Morlock grabbed their torches and walked single file over to a clearing in the middle of the island.

Douglas was there, and he motioned for everyone to take a seat on two rows of stumps.

"Hello, Morlock... welcome to Tribal Council. A place you don't want to visit often. Here's how it works: you vote for the person you want off the island.Each of you has a torch with your name etched onto it. If you are voted out, your torch will be snuffed out, and you will have a chance to say some final words. You must then leave immediately, and the game is over for you. Now, let's get down to some questions."

Douglas looked at Bugkiss. "Bugkiss, do you feel vulnerable tonight?"

Bugkiss shifted in his seat. "Vulnerable? Mildly. I wasn't the most help with that challenge, but I did what I could."

"Ace, how much did you contribute to your tribe?"

"Agh..." Ace ran his hand back through his hair. "I only contributed three words. I've seen this kind of logic problem before, and I really suck at it." He looked around at his tribe. "Don't worry, guys: next time will be better!"

"Exhibit A, who did the most work on this challenge?"

Exhibit A looked up. "Well, I think Teff did the most work out of everyone."

"Jonn-E, why do you think you guys lost this challenge?"

Jonn-E arched an eyebrow. "One reason: Jetrel was quick to put up their words, and I was the only person in Morlock who told the Morlocks to post. I shouldn't get voted out, because I did at least ten words at a time."

"Ian, who did the least work on this challenge?"

Ian spoke quietly. "Hi Guys contributed nothing."

"Teff, do you know of any alliances around camp?"

Teff smiled. "Yeah, I know of one. I'm allied with No Toppings, Ace, and Ian right now."

"Hi Guys, who do you think isn't pulling their own weight?"
Sighing,, Hi Guys looked up with a resigned look on his face. "Ummm... me."

"No Toppings, what was your experience like in this challenge?"

"Well, I got kind of scared, because I suck at spelling..." NT replied.

Douglas stood up. "Okay, Morlock tribe, it is now ime to vote. Proceed to the left and into the forest. There, you will find an urn. Write your vote down, and put it into the urn.

One by one, the Morlock tribe walked off into the forest. After they had all gone, Douglas went to retrieve the urn.

"I'll tally the votes." He proceeded to remove one scrap of paper at a time.














HI GUYS

Sorry, man, but you need to go. You didn't do too much for the team at all.












HI GUYS

Only 5 words in the challenge...












HI GUYS

You contributed nothing.












BUGKISS

No statement












HI GUYS

You did less than me.












HI GUYS

You contributed the same as me, but one of us has to go.












JONN-E

I don't think you contributed very many words.











HI GUYS

You didn't do a thing.


Douglas had a grim look on his face. "The first person voted out of Survivor: Forum Edition is Hi Guys. Hi Guys, grab your torch."

Hi Guys stood up slowly and sighed. He walked over and stood in front of Douglas.

"Hi Guys... the tribe has spoken. Goodbye."

Hi Guys, you now have the opportunity to post your final words to your tribemates. If I don't get anything by tomorrow at 11, I'll post the next immunity challenge, and you can PM me your final words. They'll be put up on Page 1.

...


DUM DUM DUM!
Did anyone not see that one coming from a mile away?

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Once i didn't see a truck coming and it hit my goat.

I mean.. not mygoat.. I don't own.. a goat.. well, not anymore..


But yeah, it was pretty obvious. I knew Ace wouldn't go because he's a nmore well=known memebr of the forums. Plus, since Hi Guys did nothing, it was an easy pick.

Guys, please don't kick me out of the competition. I'm really sorry, I didn't vote in time. I've had a lot going this weekend and I didn't have a chance to check on here until now. Please don't kick me out.

Don't worry; you're safe this week.

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I wonder who voted for me...

Heh, Bugkiss going on an insane witch hunt for the one person who voted for him, that'd be cool.

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who voted me?
i contributed some good words, short..yet perfect
hi guys sorry dude but think, its better now than 4th because your sooo close to getting something.
as a word to all the morlocks
when Wensday comes,post here more than all the other threads!

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(Hi Guys last words are on the front page, if you want to check them out)

Morlock walked back to camp after tribal council in the dark. Pop_tire ran up to them, apologizing profusely.

"Guys, I'm really sorry. I didn't get my vote in. I promise I'll try really hard at this next immunity challenge, though! Please don't vote me out!"

Ian put a comforting hand around Poppy's shoulder. "Don't worry, man. You're safe this week."

"Yeah," Bugkiss said, glancing around at the other tribe members, "but I'd just like to know who voted for me."

"Yeah, me too!" said Jonn-E.

"Don't worry about it, guys..." said Teff. "The only thing that matters now is winning this immunity challenge."

Back at their camp, they found something suprising. An unknown person was standing by their fire!

"Um, who are you?" said Acekirby.

"I'm Cleverdan!" said the person. "Douglas sent me to join your tribe. I'm a late entry, I guess you could say."

"That's great," said Teff. "We need all the help we can get."




The next morning, the two tribes gathered together by the clearing. Douglas was waiting for them.

"Welcome, Morlock and Jetrel. Jetrel, meet the new Morlock tribe. Hi Guys was voted out at Tribal Council last night, but Cleverdan has been added to their numbers."



IMMUNITY CHALLENGE 2
RANDOM RACE

This challenge is a race.

The first tribe that gets to the finish line, or as close to it as possible before 11:59 PM on Wednesday night, will win the challenge. During the game you will encounter exactly 3 obstacles stations. Each station will required some specific quality.

Station 1:
Mathematics

Station 2:
Internet research

Station 3:
Strength





Here is the details about your racetrack in the forest:

Distance From Start to Station 1: 1,000m
Distance From Station 1 to Station 2: 1,500m
Distance From Station 2 to Station 3: 2,000m
Distance From Station 3 to Finish: 3,000m

Each running leg is made by posting. Here's the amount of posts each tribe must make for each leg.

Jetrel
to Station 1: 15
to Station 2: 20
to Station 3: 25
to Finish: 30

Because of their 1- player disadvantage, Morlock gets a handicap:

Morlock
1000m: 12
1500m: 17
2000m: 22
3000m: 27


Here's the post format I want:

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Tribe Name

RUN

Number of "RUN" posts made in this leg
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Got it?

After your last RUN post is made for a running leg, you can start your OBSTACLE STATION.

Here's the complete details about each STATION.

Station 1:
Your tribe must use the quadratic formula with these values:

a = 521.1

b = 826.9

c = -321.7

There are two correct answers: PM me one of them once you have solved it. I will give you the go ahead to run to the next station.

DO NOT POST THE CORRECT ANSWER IN THE SURVIVOR THREAD!

Station 2:
As a tribe your job here is to find 20 websites where you can see the word MITHRANDIR.
Once you get all the websites, you must PM all the links to me. Then I'll give you the go-ahead.

Station 3:
Here it's simple, as a TRIBE you have to move ONE huge boulder which weighs 500kg. To move the boulder out of the way you just need POSTS: just post your tribe name, the word BOULDER, and the amount of posts your tribe has made on the boulder so far.

Posts needed:
Jetrel: 30 posts needed
Morlock: 27 posts needed




So here's a recap:

1st: Run the first leg(1000m) by posting your tribe name, the word RUN, and the amount of posts your tribe has done so far for this leg.

2nd: Complete Station 1.

3rd: Run the second leg(1500m), using the same method as before.

4th:Complete station 2.

5th: Run the third leg(2000m), using the same method as before.

6th: Complete Station 3.

7th: Run the last leg(3000m), using the same method as before.

8th: Post your tribe name, and the word DONE.

This is a tricky one, so play hard, and have fun!

Morlock

RUN

1

(Dag, I don't know the quadratic formula...)

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Sister, now that we're grieving
Our fingers will falter
Our lungs will be leaking
All over each other and without even speaking
We'll know that it's over and smile and go greeting
Whatever comes next

RUN

1

(x = [ -b ± sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) ] / 2a )

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MORLOCK

RUN

3

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Sister, now that we're grieving
Our fingers will falter
Our lungs will be leaking
All over each other and without even speaking
We'll know that it's over and smile and go greeting
Whatever comes next

Jetrel

Run!

(1)

Morlock

Run!
4

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Jetrel

RUN

2

Jetrel

RUN

3

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