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2:11 A bat flies in and bites Ned.

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2:12

"Crap! I jinxed it!" Ned exclaimed.

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2:15 Ned sees a new commerical for an amazing new product on TV.

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2:30 From outside Ned's apartment, Clan and Jinzo act as detectives, because they assume Ned's fiancee was part of a mansion murder. They ask themselves, "Why does she have a dagger in that shelf?! We gotta save Ned!"

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This isnt funny. This is no way relevant to the post before. NO EFFECT.

2:30.01 secs: Clan and jinzo die, being removed from the story, and in no way can come back. If clan ( the poster ) says it will work and they are back his post will NOT work.

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2: 45 Clan is an Undead Forsaken so he cannot die again. He feels sorry for Jinzo, though, as That Candy Cane thing fragged him badly. Ned offers to take Jinzo to the hospital ONLY if Clan rHrN will stop tormenting him with Megamorph pills and badly done posts. Ned will only accept Clan's goodly-done posts like this one.

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Fine. This can happen.





No, Clan cannot even be in the game! And he cannot be an undead forsaken. So he is removed ONCE AND FOR ALL.

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3:00 Ned takes Jinzo to the hospital as part of his promise. Clan's no longer in the game, but watching Ned. Ned thinks to himself, "Jinzo...you shouldn't have entered my apartment..."

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Yeah that pretty much sums it up.

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(Out of game)Adding on or deleting anything I say in your quotes is kinda offensive and I can tell FireBird or JoeyDay(Inofgame)
(Deleting last post of Clan's cos Ned hates it)
3:00 Ned lets Jinzo enter, but not Clan. Ned says," I passed your Radiology test,Clan. You can't be in this story,I'm sorry that ThatCanyCaneThing is controlling me." ThatCandyCaneThing uses his demonic powers to brainwash Ned. Ned gets out his fiancee's dagger to stab Clan, but something's wrong in his brain.

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they wont care, its not offensive. you sir are the kind of guy who will sue a daycare because you tripped over a rock on their property. you think that someone is always there to take care of you, listen buddy, your in the Internet, the place where you aint supposed to care about aanyone, and bassicly, dont go around telling people "Ill sick JoeyDay on you!" or "im gonna tell firebird!" because this is not a freakin school where anything bad that happens to you or offends you is gonna stop. grow up, and act like a dignyfied young person like a third of this forum does.

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What about the remaining two-thirds?

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All people over 14

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Look. Let's continue to the game.

3:45 Ned is having a trauma, making his wife enraged at ThatCandyCaneThing. Clan is worried and thus attempts to slay That CandyCaneThing. It results in a draw after both Clan and ThatCandyCaneThing die. Jinzo is saddened, and plans a funeral after Ned's wedding. Ned's fiancee says to Jinzo, "How about Ned being your new master?!" Jinzo, still in tears, nods.

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i seriously, painfully, and godly hate you. jinzo and Clan was removed from teh game and cannot be put back into it!

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4:00 Cthulhu arrives with the food known as Spam. Ned kicks him out and Nylarthotep challenges Jinzo because he hates him so much. The Deep Ones have arrived! Jinzo gets out a cutlass and chops Nylarthotep's head off. Cthulhu, being such a coward, leaves immediately and doesn't come back ever again.

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dont you dare speak of the Mythos like that your undeserving baffoon! Cthulhu cannot be destroyed! Cthulhu is the Warrior of the Great old ones and has fought many a battle claiming the Stars for the Master, Yog-Sothoth! Nylarthotep has no head and can take any form he chooses and cannot be killed by any human invention, and the Deep ones can only come to the surface if theyre has been an intruder into the deep sea, and DONT REFERENCE THE CTHULHU MYTHOS OR WE WILL COME FOR YOU!

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Nylarthotep's cult emerges from the surface of Ned's apartment with their steel golem, Registeel. Registeel greets Jinzo. Ned invites everyone and revives Clan with Nylarthotp's help.

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can someone please ban this guy??? all i had in my life, all i had was the Cthuhlu Mythos..... and now you have ruined it. my entire belif system is down the tubes now because of you. great job, idiot, thats another life you have ruined

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Nope. it's another i've saved. I think you're on Cthulhu drugs.

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thats it clan, im starting a campaign against you, you dont mock the Cthulhu Mythology. Jello B., your the master.

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How do I get one of those banners? I'd like to join, and Ill use the banner until the B and A force grants me my request.

Toastpaint all yalls.

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Clicky:

4:00 None of what clan said happens. Instead, Ned returns to his normal life. Work, Get hurt, Get revived, Get hurt, The usual.

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the campaigne is rising..yes....soon...cthulhu...soon... i mean, yay

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4:30 Ned is getting married. However, after reading the news, he finds that his wife was on a mansion murder that Jinzo solved. Ned decides to ask Jinzo how to solve his problems.
(Only Cthulhu can check if it is perfect timing or not)

4:30 59/60 PM

A wolf comes out of nowhere and carries Ned off.

5:00 Jinzo follows the wolf and finds Ned injured. The wolf howls and sends his pack to rip Jinzo off...they fail as Jinzo is a powerful machine.
Jinzo rescues Ned. It's up to him to decide the eligibility of this post.

6:00

Ned is happy that this topic is revived

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

6:30
Ned trips on a crack and breaks His leg exclaiming "curse You revived topic!"

Ugh, Cola, how many freaking times do I have to say this: a post like that is freaking considered spam!

7:30, Ned ends up going to hospital...for the five-hundredth time this game.

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