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1) buttcake: Today I had a (month-late) birthday party. One of my friends, Rayford (El Rito, in case you're wondering), was PictoChatting with me on our Nintendo DSs. For no apparent reason, I sent a picture of a carrot, soon followed by the message "Carrots are good for you!", soon followed by the message "...but cake is BETTER for you!".

He cracked up.

Barely able to speak through all the laughter (this always happens to him...you should see him), he told me that when he read "but cake" he thought it was "buttcake". We both started laughing, causing Ray's little brother, Alija (I think that's how you spell it) to laugh even though he had no clue what we were talking about. I explained it to Alija. Next thing you know, he wouldn't stop shouting "BUTTCAKE!!!", so I made up the fact that every 5 seconds, Alija has extreme urges to scream this.

Buttcake can be used at pretty much any random time.

Glory, I hath remembered two more inside jokes.

The first is Delaware being the state that everyone forgets about. I mean, come on. If you were asked to name all 50 states, can you honestly see yourself remembering Delaware?

"CYBORG PIZZA!" Used when encountering any kind of pizza. Originates from one time when I got a piece of pizza with a little scrap of tin foil on it and I shouted it out.

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The said cyborg pizza was from my house. I've encountered many cyborg pizzas in my lifetime, since my conservationist mother saves every slice of pizza we don't eat and wraps it in tin foil.

And Delaware can also be substituted with Maryland. I mean, it doesn't seem state-y. It seems more like... a region. Yeah.

OMG BEES.
That's another one. Inspired by InterruptorJones's title, brought to life by one of Myrrh's notebooks. On the back, she has Winnie the Pooh (with some lovely devil horns, thanks to me) surrounded by bees. We just had to write OMG BEES on it. Then I would entertain myself by flipping the notebook over, laughing, flipping it back, and repeating the process. Ahh, the good ol' days.

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Suasage and biscuit!

About a month ago there was a homeless person in my stepfather's office's parking lot. The homeless person walked up to my stepfather's open window and said to him, "Gimme some money, I wanna buy a sausage and biscuit! That's it, a sausage and biscuit!" So my stepfather gave him 5 dollars.

A few minutes later he passed the homeless person, who was asking someone else for money for a sausage and biscuit. My stepfather yelled, "Hey! I gave you money for a sausage and biscuit!" The homeless person was extremely surprised, and said, "Oh! Sorry! I'll go right5 now! Want to come with me?"

EDIT: Oh, and on a side note: 300 POSTS!!!!!!!!!11111111oneoneone

Oh, butter, flee!
That's a weird inside joke. It started when we were singing "Oh, Butterfly" at school. But one of us sang, or rather, yelled "Oh, butter, flee!" instead of "Oh, butterfly." It was hilarious.

And now it's an inside joke. We (my classmates) say it whenever we feel like it.

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Actually, screw this. I'm out.

At a Styx concert me and friends went to about three weeks ago, this obviously high and/or drunk girl wanted to give each of us a high five.

Yeah friggin right.

Suffice it to say she missed, horribly, every time we attempted a five. So, since then, we've given each other inaccurate high fives.

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OMG BEES DOT COM is all up in the hizzy, fools!

The Second Episode of Pokemon: Ok, so at my friends Eagle Scout ceremony, one of my other friends make a speech for him. (note they're like 16 now) And here's how it went. "I first met doobs in 3rd grade, at Jeepers. We played the driving game together. So I invited him over to play, but he said no because the second episode of Pokemon was on that night. Then his mom made him go, even though the episode was pivotal to the plot. That was when they introduced team rocket. But I'm kinda glad he missed it, because ever since then he has been one of my most trusted friends. I shouldn't have to tell you how much he deserves this, but I will anyway (goes in to his qualities) and in conclusion, I present to Doobs, a complete Synopsis of the episode of Pokemon he missed. *hands over the papers* It got 5 pokeballs at pokefan.com, It looks like a good one." BWAHAHA

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Sister, now that we're grieving
Our fingers will falter
Our lungs will be leaking
All over each other and without even speaking
We'll know that it's over and smile and go greeting
Whatever comes next

Well, this is only one that has the potential to become an inside joke, but here goes:

John Hancock.

Basically, whenever you're talking about somebody who did something, it's John Hancock. Here are some examples:

"John Hancock wrote the Declaration of Independence!"

"John Hancock lives in a box!"

"John Hancock shot Abraham Lincoln!"

"John Hancock invented the television!"

"John Hancock cancelled Family Guy!"

"John Hancock wrote War and Peace!"
"No, actually that was Peace and War!"
"Yeah, that too! That was the sequel!"

"John Hancock thought the Star Wars prequels were good... because he directed them!"

You get the idea.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

That's kind of similar to a short-lived inside joke I had with one of my friends, only we replaced John Hancock with The Beatles, to poke fun at people who think they invented everything. It briefly turned into a acoustic song idea for awhile.

The Beatles invented air.
The Beatles invented washing machines.
The Beatles invented the internet.
etc.

BWAHAHA is right! That is drop dead hilarious!

I have a couple more(I think)...

Wait. I just forgot them all.

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"Trophy, trophy, I have a trophy."

Apparently, that is my official song. Ever since we won at festival, I have been clutching one of the trophies we won. And on the bus ride home from Magic Mountain, I sang that song.

So now, people all around school ask me to sing the "trophy song," and my friends and I think it is really funny and stuffs.


Also, ever since I broke my ankle, I haven't told anyone but my best friends about how I broke it. It IS a really stupid way to break your ankle.
So, now the two friends and I that know how I did it form "The Secret Service of the Mysterious Broken Ankle."

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8hugs*

Joke between me and Entropy. The first time I IMed her:

Entropy: I gotta go now, bye!
Entropy: *hugs*
Bug: Hugs?
Entropy: I'm a very huggy person

Eventually, I stsarted saying *hugs* as well. Then one day:

Entropy: 8hugs*
Bug: 8 hugs! Yay!!
Entropy: lol

Next time I IMed her, she purposefully did 8hugs*. Now we battle for most hugs. Example:

Entropy: *hugs*
Entropy: 8hugs*
Bug: 9hugs*
Entropy: 100000000000000000hugs*
Bug: Like, infinity hugs*

REVIVE'D!

Sorry about that, but this is a great topic. In fact, after I joined the forum, it was the first topic I wanted to post on, but then something weird happened with my activation e-mail and it fell. Don't kill me, mods! At least I didn't make a new topic...!

So my friends and I have lots of inside jokes. Not surprisingly, a number of them are video-game related...

"I am Mr. Potatohead, now you shall DIE!"
Meaning: Just something to say when there's nothing else to say.
Origin: One day, my best friend Glenn and I were making mashed potatoes for my cousins for lunch. We were both playing Link's Awakening at the time, so we understandably had Zelda on the brain. One of us (who knows who it was) mused out loud that the potato masher looked sort of like a rejected Zelda item, and we began to contrive the Potato Dungeon in which you would get the Magical Potato Masher. At the end, you would have to fight the evil Potato Boss. Glenn screamed, loud enough to make the others wonder what was going on, "I am Mr. Potatohead, now you shall DIE!" by way of the boss's opening taunt. Now we love to say this.

"How--does--(s)he--DO--thaaaaat?"
Meaning: Awe at someone's mad skillz, especially if they involve contortionism
Origin: Coined by my sister. She was watching me play Metroid Prime one day, and I used the Morph Ball. My sister said, in a way that is hard to replicate properly in type, "How--does--she--DO--thaaaat?" We started saying it everywhere after that when we saw someone do something particularly odd/difficult/looking. Whenenver you use this phrase, you MUST say it just she did, though, as I said, it's hard to copy in type. It's also spawned a spin-off joke, "Maybe that's it," but that's a little harder to explain.

"Yea, verily!" (shouted in a high-pitched voice)
Meaning: A statement of affirmation... but one with a special meaning to us!
Origin: Glenn (again) and I write a lot of stories, and one particular one we were talking about that day was one called Kliktz. This particular part of the story (well, really more of a TV show episode-style plot) involved a group of Robin Hood wannabes who talked in pseudo Olde English. We were ad-libbing dialogue, and to make one of them agree, I said, "Yea, verily!" in a high-pitched squeal. But I kept making that character say it throughout the dialogue, like a running gag. Now, if you ever say "Yay" or "Yah!," the other person is obliged to follow with "Yea, verily!"

PSA (Public Service Anouncement)
Meaning: A video game commercial
Origin: No, this has nothing to do with how I think new video games are a gift to humanity or whatnot... but it does involve how I am otherwise a moron. I once mistook a video game commericial for a public service announcement at first sight. It had the muted colors on a PSA and was set in some PSA-like location (either a gym or a city street or something, I don't really remember the commercial itself at all), and I said, "I really hate these darn Verb commercials." But then I saw the screenshots fly, and I was like, "Oh." Now I call video game commercials PSA's for this.

"The gnooome... it's aliiive... it's in the hooouse..."
Meaning: Something to be said on seeing a gnome of any kind.
Origin: Would you believe it's not video-game related? Yes! It's actually from the book-story-universe-thing I'm working on/writing at this moment. Sort of. One of the characters has a rather unique fear of lawn gnomes, and at one point freaks out that a lawn gnome he saw actually came to life and began to attack his things. Yes, he's completely sane, just paranoid about small plaster garden ornaments.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

I have this joke in which a guy called Chriss asks me to KAMEHAMEHA his sister. Thats it. But he does it everytime we walk past her.

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A while back my friend Danny was feeling kind of bleh, so I waved a bag of carrots in front of him, and I say "Have a carrot, they make everything better."

then as soon as he took a bite of one I say "They have ecstacy in them."

so yeah. The drugged up carrots. Wow that's random.

and, and "lime disease" that happened when I asked my friend Brenda is hyperness was cantagious. Like lime disease.

We're all very wierd.

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I though of another one yesterday. It's not a phrase, though. It's the Exorcist Soda Can Face!

What happened, you see, was that I was reading a piece of my writing to Glenn. Just as I began to read, he opened his can of soda with an audible shlick! I turned around to glare had him with a positively demonic expression on my face. He cracked up. Now, every time I read something of mine to him, I have to turn around to look at him evilly at least once.

I actually have a picture my grandpa took of me on the computer where I had turned around to face him. My smile was sort of faked, and the picture came out with horrible red-eye. I looked like a demon child!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Ooh, inside jokes.

I was with a pal of mine, watching Teen Girl Squad, and the part comes up where two girls claim that they're cool, and the pounds / potatoes are dropped (No, You're not). Naturally, we thought it was the funniest thing ever...

Later, my brother was saying something that was completely untrue, like "I can sing well" or "I'm cool". I don't remember. My friend was right there, so I dropped one fist to the table, and then the other (representing pounds / potatoes). He immediately got the message-- my brother can't sing, he isn't cool, whatever. It's turned into a secret way of saying "No, you're not." or "No, it isn't." With great results.

Another that I use sometimes is "the most cigarettes". You're gonna have to read Cryptonomicon to get that one. It's used whenever we think about doing something illegal.

Oh, one between me and my parents...

"IF WE DON'T GET OUR CHOCOLATE, THE TERRORISTS WIN!"

Daddy and I were going to get chocolate, and Daddy said, "You see, if we don't get our chocolate, the Christ Child won't come and Christmas will be ruined and Santa will sit up at the North Pole AND SULK."

I responded, "Yeah, and the terrorists will win!"

Daddy said, "YEAH! If we don't get our chocolate, THE TERRORISTS WIN! And the Soviets win! And they'll come over in a red tide!"

"Made of blood?"

"YES!!!"

Also, this explanation for a very dirty song: "It's about the Olympics.". (It's really about sex, of course.) I'd go into detail, but I worry about bannination.

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You people are all wierd. But not as wierd as me.

Whenever me and my friends have one of those awkward silences, someone will suddenly say "How about that Abraham Lincoln guy?"

So a conversation might go like this;

Girl: Yeah, so, that Brian is such a pedophile, eh?

*silence*

*silence*

Me: How about that Abraham Lincoln?
Guy: Yeah, I like his beard.
Girl: Yeah, I wish I could grow a beard like that.
Me: Me too.

And the awkward silence is dispelled! Like magic!

WEIrd, wEIrd! JEEEEEEZ! GAWRSH!

Anyway, yeah, you're all weird. I'm weirder than you, but not in the inside joke department. In fact, I really don't have many inside jokes at all.


Maybe because I have almost no friends.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Awww, It's okay, Einoo. I'll be your friend.

"Fartence"
Origin: Ath-a-late's little brother mistaking the word "barnacles" for "fartence" during a game of Lights, Camera, Pants.
Used as: A yell of frustration while playing video games (losing a life, dropping items, getting a game over). Nobody else besides me and my brother gets it, so it counts as an inside joke.

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AAAAAAAAA! GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

I don't know if this counts, but some of my friends and I have nicknames with origins so obscure that we don't even remember how they got started.
My friend "Shaft" comes to mind.. All we know is that it has nothing to do with anything dirty..
"Crane" is another one that causes us to scratch our heads when we get the expected "why do you call him that?".


My friend Jessica and I had this thing in high school where we would act like we were making out whenever this one girl walked by. She would go "oh, Tyler, let's make her jealous!"..

The best one, though, is "MOP HEAD!"
My friend Brad used to have a "surfer" haircut, and there was this really stupid guy that would try to make fun of him by calling him "mop head" (Like heavily ephasizing both words, MOP HEAD!).. It was just so funny that Brad and I started saying it. One day the dumb guy comes up and I call Brad "Mop Head!". Brad starts laughing and el dumbo goes "What is that? Some kind of smart people joke?!"

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

MCOMNH! (Milk Coming Out Of My Nose Hilarious) @ "Fartence."

I thought of another random one. (My friends are insane, so there are millions of these floating around.) The Scurry Walk. In order to Scurry Walk, paste your elbows to your sides, hold up your arms, and move your feet and hands up and down as fast as possible, while moving the shortest distance you come. It has to do with the game I'm making, where, for the longest time, the characters' walking animation speeds were glitchy, and they always moved their arms and legs really fast, but moved slowly. It looked really funny.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Lol, I just tried that. Pretty funny.

Hmm...my list ought to be amusing...

1) "Corey": In middle school (6th, 7th, 8th grade), there was a girl in my language arts class (all three years) named Corey. She was an organization Nazi and actually offered to reorganize peoples' bookbags before class in the mornings (because the teacher was awesome and let us hang out in her room until the bell rang). If you needed a Post-It flag, index card, or paperclip, Corey was the one to go to, and she was incredibly squeamish and anal-retentive when it came to dirty things. She got sent home from a camp for refusing to clean a toilet on the grounds that it was "icky". So one of my friends, Gil (he'll come up a lot in this thread if I keep posting), and I see her as perfect fodder for our random improv/insult comedy routines. She's so easy to make fun of, we can't help it. Like Corey spraying her future husband with Lysol before consummating the marriage. Oh, and Corey also managed to break the LA teacher's opaque projector. She'll insist that she didn't break it, the door just came off on its own, but we all saw it. .
2) "Indiana": This has nothing to do with the state. It's a semi-secret nickname Gil and I came up with for this one girl Lauren. Gil dislikes Lauren and so I offered to get a picture of her head and photoshop it onto a picture of Indiana Jones or something like that. Whenever she's nearby we'll hum the Indiana Jones theme. I called her Indiana once but she didn't notice. Gil and I often spout off random things that Indiana may be doing right now, or how she'd react to things we've said. Also, up until he died, we had this second part to the joke about Mr. Miyagi which we haven't really used for a while so I don't remember it.
3) "The Pen Fairy": This one has nothing to do with Gil. Another friend, Kelly, just randomly during some free time in Geography class, exclaimed (complete with hilariously fake British accent) "The pen fairy...is behind you...with the feather!" I think it stemmed from someone needing a pen or something. Then we later declared Kelcey (nother friend) The Pen Fairy, and Kelly became Jebus Crispis. Because her parents don't like her taking Jesus's name in vain, so Kelly says Jebus. And now she is Jebus.

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get LOST

It helps if you Scurry Walk with a big, ridiculous fake grin on your face too.

Here's four more! It's gonna be a looong time before I run outta ammo.

Billy Mummy Bike Shark Flenn Oranges
Purpose: What you say when you want to annoy my little sister.
Origin: This originally started out as just "Billy." My little sister is in a dance company. One year, she was doing a group dance to the song "Billy" from the movie Chicago, and she hated it. So if you wanted to irritate her, you'd say "Biiiilly" like they do in the song. "We. Want. Biiiillly." Bugged the heck out of her. Now, my sister also dislikes mummies (of the Egyptian, gauze-garbed variety), and Billy Mumy is/was a famous child star, so "Mummy" got tacked on eventually. So we'd say "Billy, mummy, Billy, mummy..." As time went on, other things got added.

Bike: One day in the car, Sarah (my sister's name) said not to say the word "bike" around her, because it reminded her that she never rode her bike for anything. So the chant became "Billy, Mummy, Bike."

Shark: My sister is also afraid of sharks. "Billy, Mummy, Bike, Shark."

Flenn: This was added mostly for fun. One day, Glenn and I were trading versions of the two Oracle Zelda games, so we could play the other versions. I entered Glenn's trade-over code for him, but accidentally inverted to parenthesis. Result: His name became "Flenn." It was hilarious. "Billy, Mummy, Bike, Shark, Flenn!"

Oranges: Another random addition. One day Glenn and I decided that oranges were funny, so we added oranges. Thus, "Billy, Mummy, Bike, Shark, Flenn, Oranges!"

"Can't you just draw CHEESE?"
Meaning: A comment on unusual artwork.
Origin: I draw some pretty unusual things--strange creatures and whatnot. I was looking through a folder I keep of all my monster creations, and my mom saw me. She wanted to say, with slight but feigned exasparation, "Can't you just draw TREES?" Instead, "trees" stumbled on the way out of her tongue and became "cheese." We pretty much fell down laughing and have said it ever since.

Boyfriend-sitting
Meaning: A service that Glenn and I supposedly offer, which consists of playing Yu-Gi-Oh! with the detaine... err, boyfriend in question
Origin: Me, Glenn, and our friends Megan and Topher all went to see a movie one day, but Megan couldn't give Tohper a ride home. So she left him at Glenn's house with us, but told us to "Take good care of him." One of us said, "Don't worry, we're liscenced boyfriend-sitters!" or words to that effect. So boyfriend-sitters we became. He may not ever beat either of our leet decks, but we gurantee him back in one piece!

The Mountain Men song
Meaning: Well, just read it for yourself below
Origin: Glenn and I wrote this bizarre song in seventh grade. You sing it like a barbershop quartet. It sort of explains itself. Sort of.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!

Just because the rules of grammar, particularly "i before e except after c", are so ingrained into my brain that I can't make room for little exceptions such as "weird", doesn't mean you can persecute me! Oh, sob. Oh, cry.



Another inside joke I have is "chow-ming". It's what me and my friends say instead of good-bye. I don'r know why, really.

You officially win Really Awesome for saying that.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?