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181 frogs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The frogs say, "Let's hop outta here!"

Robots

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181 Robots walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Robots say, "We're not gonna get drunk, we've got cast iron stomachs"

Guitars

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

181 Guitars walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Guitars say, "Bah, we shouldn't have trusted that banjo..."

Normal people

181 normal people walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The normal people say, "Freak of nature!"

Pac-Man Ghosts

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181 Pac-Man Ghosts walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." Pac-Man Ghosts, "just hide the cherrys guys..."

Clan rHrNs

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181 ChYn RyHn walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." and they say but we're not spamming

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181 Clan rHrNs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." Clan rHrNs say, "Hillary Duff PWNXORS!!"

Mr Greens (I mean this guy -> )

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Actually, screw this. I'm out.

181 Mr. Greens walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Mr. Greens say, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

Webcams

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181 webcams walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The webcams say, "We'll see about that after you see our video!"

Vampires

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You always have bad feeling! You have bad feeling about morning food nipple!

181 vampires walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The vampires say, "SUCK it!"

Pillows

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181 pillows walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The pillows say, "What? No pillow fights?"

Trick or treating children

181 Trick or treating children walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Trick or treating children say, "I thought you said the chocolate malts were in here!"

Dargons (See SBEmail "Dragon")

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You always have bad feeling! You have bad feeling about morning food nipple!

181 Dargons walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Dargons say, "Pitty... we'll go to the bar across the streat then."

Demon Hunters

181 demon hunters walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The demon hunters say, "After all we've done for you?"

Prisoners

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You always have bad feeling! You have bad feeling about morning food nipple!

181 prisoners walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The prisoners say, "You actaully thaught we'd buy something? Hands up and give us your money!"

Americans

181 Americans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Americans say, "This is un-American!"

Seashells

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181 seashells walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The seashells say,"be carefull we're rough"

s

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181 s walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The s say,"Eh Steve!"

Cameras

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I'm the best around
Dubba dubba dubba, can take me down!
I'm the best around!
Dubba dubba dubba, can take me down!

181 cameras walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The cameras say "Watch the birdie"


Napolean Dynamite.

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181 Napolean Dynamites walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The Napolean Dynamites says "Dang! I don't look old enough!"

Beer Bottles

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I'm the best around
Dubba dubba dubba, can take me down!
I'm the best around!
Dubba dubba dubba, can take me down!

181 beer bottles walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." The beer bottles say, "We are here for the booze."

Ozzy Osbourne

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181 Ozzy Osbournes walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." The Ozzy Osbournes say. "We thought that bat was fake!"

Man, that was stupid.

Water bottles

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181 Nerds walk into a bar. The jock says,"We don't serve your kind!"

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^Dude, you're supposed to go after the NEXT person, not your own.

181 water bottles walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The water bottles say, "What do you mean, you don't serve DRINKS?!"

Nerds

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181 geeks walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve nerds here." The geeks say, "Geeks and nerds are not the same!!!"

181 FunkMAN clones

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181 FunkMAN clones walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The FunkMAN clones say, "Foolish mortal! We clones will take over the world and ruin your bar! Bwuhawhawhawhawhawk!!"

Acolytes

181 Acolytes walk into a bar. The bartender says,"We don't serve your kind here." The Acolytes say," We serve the Lich King Nehr'Zuhl. He has asked for a beer."

Jigglypuffs

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181 jigglypuffs walk into a bar. The bartender says,"We don't serve your kind here," The jigglypuffs say,"jigglypuff"

chocolate milk

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181 Chocolate Milk Cartons walked into a bar. The bartender says, " We don't serve your kind here." They said," We came at the same time as those 181 Jigglypuffs!"


Now for 181 Hilary Duffs!

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181 Hillary Duffs walk into a bar. The bartender says, " We don't serve your kind here." The Hillary Duffs say,"That's what they all say."

Madmen.

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You always have bad feeling! You have bad feeling about morning food nipple!