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What the heck?

181 what the hecks walk into a bar. The partender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." And the what the hecks say "It's because we didn't play the game, right?"

Ju Ju Bees.

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181 Ju Ju Bees walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The Ju Ju Bees say, "Well, buzz off!"

Ballpoint pens

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181 ballpoint pens walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The Ballpoint pens (except for one) say, "And your point is...?" The other ballpoint pen yells, "round!"

Scotch tape rolls

181 Scotch tape rolls walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Scotch tape rolls say, "Stick it where the sun don't shine, buddy!"

Speakers

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181 Speakers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Speakers say, "So thats how you 'tweet' us!"

You said it had to be lame.

Head bangers

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

181 headbangers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The headbangers say, "THEN YOUR HEAD WILL A SPLODE!"

Get it? Bang, a splode...
This is the lamest one yet.

Eekdancers

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Actually, screw this. I'm out.

181 Eekdaners walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Eedkdancers say, "OMGOMG ARRRGLGLGLBLBLBLBL!!!1! topd"

Warlocks

181 Warlocks walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Warlocks said, "ABRACADABRA! You do now!"

Psycologists

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You always have bad feeling! You have bad feeling about morning food nipple!

181 psychologists walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The psychologists say, "It's your mother's fault!"

Chairs

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181 chairs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The chairs say, "What? Nono, we're looking for work here."

Spam singing vikings.

Uh...

181 Spam singing vikings walk in to a bar. The Bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here." The vikings reply by singing, "Oh emm GEEEEEEEEE!!!"

That was bad. Real bad.


David Beckham

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181 David Beckhams walk into a bar. The Bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here." The Beckhams say, "Oh, I'll take it from the corner then."

Glowy Boxs

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

181 Glowy Boxs walk into a bar. The Bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here." The Glowy Boxs say, "Oh, ok, we'll just glow somewhere else."

s

181 s walk into a bar. The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here." The s don't say anything, because they don't know how to talk!

Gorillas

181 gorillas walk into a bar. The Bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here." The gorillas say, "Well, you'll better start to, because we've just taken over the world."

Bartenders

181 bartenders walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The bartenders say, "So, where do YOU get a drink?"

French fries

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181 french fries walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve you kind here." The french fries then say, "Well, you don't have to have such a salty personality!"

Pieces of paper.

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181 pieces of paper walk into a bar.
Bartender says "Sorry, we don' t serve your type here."

They say "Why? Because we're A4?"

Nike Logos

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181 Nike Logos walk into a bar. Bartender says "Sorry, we don' t serve your type here." They say "Wow, what a tickhead!"

Basket balls

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

181 basket balls walk into a bar. Bartender says "Sorry, we don' t serve your type here." They say "comeon guys, lets bounce"


Pringle guys

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181 Pringle guys walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Pringle guys say, "There's no fun to stop now!"

Mythbusters

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181 Mythbusters walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Mythbusters say, "I guess you wont find out how they ACTUALLY make that rare ale"


Idiots

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181 Idiots walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here."& The Idiots just sit down anyway.

Crows

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181 crows walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here. They say "to his new car!"



sumos!

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181 sumos walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The sumos say, "That chick over THERE is in a thong!"

Buttons

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181 buttons walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The buttons say, "Don't push us, bub."

Fires

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

181 Fires walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The fires say, "BURN!"

Teletubies

181 Teletubbies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The purple one says, "I TOLD you it was my turn to pick!"

Furries

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181 Furries walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Furries say, "Even THIS guy doesn't know what we are!"

Frogs.

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