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181 DarkSideoftheSchwartzs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The DSoTS's say, "Um...we're too lazy to come up with a joke."

Agent Smiths

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181 Smiths walk into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here," & the smiths say "Now you are me, me, me, me..." The bartender says "Me too"

Pacmans

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181 Pacmans (Pacmen?) walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The Pacdudes say, "We got a call that a Ms. Pac-Man was here."

Didymus-es

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see nobody likes me

181Didymus-es walk into a bar the bartender says we don't serve your kind here and the Didymus-es say ok we'll just go to another bar.

your moms

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

181 your moms walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here.", and your moms say "Ah, well milk is probably better for a baby anyways.

Evil cantelopes

181 evil canteloupes walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here", & the evil canteloupes say, "Shut up, melonhead!"

Guitar picks

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181 guitar walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here", & the guitar picks say, "They never pick us.."

Man, aren't I friken' hilarious? IHoo ha!

No? Aw peas.

181 peas walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, your kind isn't allowed here" and the peas say, "Do not make me quote TGS #8!"

Cats

181 cats walk into a bar the bartender says we don't serve your kind here then the cats realize they are allergic to the bartender and sneeze themselves into comas

ropes

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

No no NO no no, you should have referenced Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, when the bartender.... Yes, I'm a geek. Sorry.

181 ropes walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind in here," and the ropes say, "Looks like we need to be taut the rules in these here parts!" Yes, that was lame, but that's the point, isn't it?

Superheroes

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

181 ropes walked into a bar. The bartender said, "we don't serve your kind here." So the ropes go out into the street, tie themselves together, and fray their ends. They walk back in and the bartender says, "we don't serve your kind here" and the ropes say, "we're afrayed knot!"

181 [whatever]s walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here, & the [whatever]s say, "[something funny/lame]"

star wars episode 4's

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

[Quit skipping stuff!]

181 superheroes walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The superheroes say, "Oh, that's just super."

NOW we do Star Wars Episode 4's.

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181 SW4s walked into a bar. The bartender said, "We don't allow your kind" the SW4s reply, "Good. Gives us more time to figure out why Episodes 1-3 were so terrible!"

181 Geddup Noises walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The Geddup Nosies say, "Way-o way-o!"

Keytars

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181 keytars walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The keytars say, "I'm going to "key" you, then!"

(Get it? Kill...key? God my puns suck.)

Planets

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[They're supposed to be corny!]

181 planets walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The planets say, "Eh, we'll get around."

Get around? Orbit? Yeah, I'm done.

Floppy disks

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181 floppy disks walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The floppy disks say, "This is probably because we're from the 80's, isn't it."



elephants

181 elephants walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The elephants say, "That's fine. We have our own beer in the trunk."

mushrooms

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

181 mushrooms walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The mushrooms say, "Fung you!"

Moonducks

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181 moonducks walked into a bar and the barkeep says "we dont serve your kind here" and the moonducks said what planet are you on?

coach Zs -

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181 moonducks walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The moonducks sniff and say sadly, "Fine. "sniff" Off to the sun with us..!"

Apple flavored bees

181 apple-flavored bees walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The bees say, "We'll go where we're accepted...Applebee's!"

Coach Zs

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181 Coach Zs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The Coach Zs say, "You peoples tried to fade me.. us!"

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Googles.

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181 googles walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve your kind," and the googles say, "we'll search for a better bar."

Books

181 books walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind," and the books say, "Read between the lines!"

Hammers

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181 hammers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve your kind here" and the hammers break out into song, "Hammertime! Dunununu, nunu, nunu, can't touch this!"

M&Ms

[quote="Bugsprite10"]181 M&Ms walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." and the M&Ms walk out, saying "At least they're not trying to eat crispy."

Ju Ju Bees

181 DSOSs walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here". They say, "who's 'your'?"

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