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I have quite a few....

Judge Greg-This started in Lunch, when my friend stuck his apple on a straw and started banging it on his tray, thus calling himself Judge Greg. This led to a lot of funny moments.
Attack of The She Woman-Me and my freind went to see a movie at our cinema, and after, started to play some Battle Axe arcade. Anyways, in one of the levels, there are these Amazon Woman that I started calling She-woman.
GIRAFFE MEAT!- Yeah, me and the Judge were on safety patrol, see, and we stand on a sidewalk. Up above is a rain cover, made of wood. Most of it is made of Giraffe Print, which I later called "Giraffe Meat", and tried to rescue it, which led to this...
I Be Spider Man!- Yeah, our walls are sticky. I tried to crawl up em'. So shut up, kid.
YOU DROPPED YOUR NAPKIN!!!!- Judge was on safety patrol too, like me, and he covers around the lunch area. Anyways, this one kid ran from breakfast and dropped his napkin. Judge Greg yelled what the title is.
Porkacheese- Me and my freind were watching Willy Wonka, and started to fool around with the Languages. We picked them, and made up funny names. We gave Portugese "Porkacheese." Also, it sounded exactly like english.
Lets All Do The Funny Dance-Needs no explanation.
Elmo Buddies-Yeah, me and my friend(A girl, mind you) put our elbow points right on each others, and then she created "Elbow Buddies". I later re-named the group "Elmo Buddies", for no reason whatsoever.
Octoboobly-Yeah, me and Judge made this last night. We were playing Sly 3:Honor Among Theives, and I was talking about Octavio, a Lion who sings opera that has a dastardly building destruction plan, with oil involved.(He's also Venices crime boss).Don't ask. Anyways, he couldnt remember the name, so he called him "Octoboobly."

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Russians running the school: Friend1 and I have Gym for homeroom, and so the announcements can't be heard very clearly. Our Teacher made some comment about the announcements sounding like russians. Now whenever our school does something stupid, we go, curse you Russians.

King of the rock/High general of Ice/etc. On a field trip (ended on the same day I joined) we had some recreational time out on the rec field. There was this big rock, and we called it king's rock. After a few successions, I stole the throne from Friend3. I made Friend 1 my high general of Ice and Friend2 my General of Fire. I had the longest reign of any king. Friend1 protected me from the high treasonists who tried to take my throne.

Friend3 dying: Friend3 was annoying me one day, so I decided to make him a pathetic character who died in my story. Ever since then he's always been portrayed by me like that. Since he started to complain about it, I make him complain about it in the stories.

Kinda boring, I guess.

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Well, there is my catchphrase:

"I like blue! I can't help myself! It's like cornbread, I like blue!"

And the sixth grade legend at my school that's been around since Monday of Raisin Boy!

My friend Cole (Who is very short) asked me to watch his jacket while he went back in the lunchline (I need to tell you this now: I bring lunch from home, and I had a box of raisins). His jacket had pockets in it. So I poured the raisins in his pocket. After school he stuck his hand in his pocket, yelled, "YOU PUT RAISINS IN MY POCKETS?!?!?!" and started pelting me with raisin after raisin. Ever since I've been calling him Raisin Boy.

Scott and I often randomly quote stuff that happened at camp, including the ever-popular "Is Devan gonna take me home?" (LONG story, I'll edit this post later to explain)

EDIT: OK here we go. At camp, we were in the program wherein we (46 people) have to write a musical based on a chapter from the Bible. Yes, this is a church-oriented camp. (Didymus is suddenly interested i bet ) At any rate, we basically had 5 days to write and produce it - Sunday night we began scripting and songwriting, and were done Wednesday afternoon. Everything was finalized by Thursday morning and we began rehearsing that evening. So that Friday was entirely rehearsal. About 3:30 PM, we got a break, and we headed back to our building to shower and such. Now, all the guy's showers (an astounding 3 of them) were downstairs, in our room's bathroom. (see, we were in one of the winterized buildings, totally enclosed) So even those of us not taking showers were hanging out right at the door. During this time, for some reason, everyone waiting to go in was chucking wet toilet paper at everyone in the showers. Quick sidetrack: one of the songs had the line "Is heaven gonna take me home?", and one of the counselors was named Devan. So we were standing there, flinging wet toilet apper around, when someone wondered out loud how we were gonna mock him this year (he's one of those types that enjoys it), and someone said "you know, it sounds like 'Is Devan gonna take me home?'" at which point everyone agreed it was cool. We then told the rest of the people in our program. After rehearsal we sang the chorus with that line to him, and he was much pleased. During the show that night, many of us were singing "Devan" instead of "heaven" under our collective breath, and it became our catchphrase until the end of the program (the next day ). One of my friends told me that "I don't want Devan to take me home, because then he would know where I live and that would be creepy." My sister (also in the same program) replied "I want Devan to take me home, because then he would know where I live and that would be cool." O.o.

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Well, there's one that my family shares.

Right now, it is the middle of hot seaso in San Diego, and the usual temperature is about 100-102.
Plus, because just about everyone in the family hangs around upstairs, it gets even hotter.
So, nowadays, whenever we come home, one of us always says, "Welcome back to the [insert my last name here]' Sauna. It's pretty funny.

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I'm gonna be using lots of names of people that no one here knows about, because if I kept saying "a friend," "another friend," "yet another friend," etc. it would get annoying.

Online Friends

1) - This is the Skype guy that appears when you type (dance). Usually repeated several times over several rows and often earning the comment "sexy." Began when my online family, The Chaos Chambers, had its own short-lived streamcast radio and we operators were DJing. It didn't work thanks to really stupid lag issues, so Ryo (who was running it) started a chat with a 10x20 block of the Skype guy dancing. It was great.

2) Dribbling - Knight dribbles. Ryo double dribbles. Yul triple dribbles. And Jerec? He quadribbles. I wasn't even around when this started. Ryo and Knight were speaking with Rei about her boyfriend, and they began mocking him. She said he played basketball, and Knight said, "He double dribbles." Somehow it got twisted into "Ryo double dribbles." It reached its peak during those few Skype sessions, when Ryo would kick Knight and Jerec from the conversation when anyone (usually me ) mentioned it... and it of course was mentioned several times.

3) Grapes - Said to be the secret to the power Jerec wields. It isn't. One day, Jerec couldn't remember the password to his old email account. Mizu said, "Try grapes," but offered no explanation. Later, Jerec was still having trouble, and Mizu persisted: "Try grapes." But this time he added "...not that grapes is my password." Grapes was not the password to either Jerec or Mizu's email accounts, but after that any password was referred to as "grapes." It was even used by some members of the CC for throwaway accounts.

4) -_- and "ur face" - An emoticon and expression used by former-user Huy. Huy can be summed up in the word "moron." He was very smart and yet still a perfect moron. -_- was the only emoticon he ever used, and "ur face" was a retort he often used. He's banned now (we got fed up with him ), but he remains in the CC by our uses of the face and expression. And it is always "ur," never "your."

5) Commies - Used to refer to those unvoiced in the IRC chan. In the CC we have several members who prefer to go voiceless and sit at the bottom of the list, along with the bots. We jokingly refer to them as "commies" (never "communists") because of the way they are equal in the nick list with the bots, which are supposed to be "below" real users.

6) Knights of Ownerage - Official definition: "The term does not exist and has no meaning. You are reading nonsense. Go away." Jerec created this organisation on a whim one day, but declared it covert. Since we then knew of its existence, he insisted it did not exist. The acronym version (KoO) often pops up randomly to perplex who do not know of this organisation. And they shouldn't know about it, considering it doesn't exist.

7) Weasel Paste - The most versatile substance in the universe, exclusively sold by CC Brand. Made from 100% weasel plus 20% wombat based filler. I've no clue how this started, but you can do anything with weasel paste.

8) Poodoo - Coined by Yul. I don't really want to know what it is.

9) The Grammar Hammer - I wield the Grammar Hammer, sister of Thor's legendary Mjolnir, and use it to punish those who offend the Grammar Nazis. Oftentimes it ends up being used against me, as I tend to point out my own mistakes which others don't notice.

Offline Friends
1) Pregnancy by hand-holding - Began in 6th grade. During Band, Emily, Katie, and I would often pass a piece of paper between each other and write really stupid stories. I drew a picture of Eiko and Vivi from Final Fantasy IX holding hands one day, and we began a story about them when they were older. Eiko was suddenly pregnant, and Vivi shouted, "But all we did was hold hands!" to which Dagger cooly replied, "That'll do it."

2) Pescado - Cameron took Spanish, and he and another Spanish student were conversing in Spanish one day after school as I idly walked beside them. So at a pause, I interjected, "Pescado," knowing full well it meant fish. Cameron cracked up, while the other student was just confused. Pescado has evolved from a mention in Spanish to a full entity that lives with Cameron. Pescado has a dorsal fin that spins to reveal the hidden, razon-edged doisal fin, his head spins, his cheeks blinks (inspired by a Finding Nemo toy), he bleeds, and he sings the Hamster Dance song backwards.

3) Speaking backwards - Cameron and Emily were goofing around on the phone, and Cameron recorded part of their conversation. He tweaked it a bit, and reversed it. Certain parts of it stood out, and we utter these as though they mean something during everyday conversations.

There are probably more from both categories, but I've already listed enough. Freakin' huge post...

Creepy, considering my name is Cameron - rare name - and that those are things I would probably do.

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oh yeah, also... we tend to refer to things as 'sexy' a lot

like, for example, watching 'The Searchers' in English
"That guy has SEXY hair!"

hehe
you know "i'm to sexy", that song by that band called Right Said Fred or summin like that?
that was me and one of my bestie's theme song lol... we printed off all the lyrics and sang it all the time!
"I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, what do you think about that?"

and with the same friend, the joke is how sexy we are *cough*
like once a group of us were going out after school on the the last day of last year, and we're at our friends house getting ready, and me and her are in front of the mirror going "Sthumtimes i worry how sthexy i am!" in stupid voices.
and one of our friends comes along and goes what are you doing? and we're like "we're discussing how sexy we are!"
and she backs away. slowly.

and in the art department there was this massive mirror, and we went there with another friend cos she needed to finish her art, and while she's doing that we're standing back to back in front of the mirror going "Oh man! someone should really take a picture of us!"

i suppose its funny cos we're considered nerds

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Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubes! *The Jube Collection*

Oh man, there are quite a few.

There's the "DO YOU LIKE EGGS??" from last year that I would ask my friends Jack and Noah....it was a line from DBZ. I seriously laughed at that line, despite that it meant Goten now had no parents.

Ooo, and then there was the "Jack, you used to have a third arm!" I really can't exactly remember where that one came from, but it was funny.

And there's "Six is not an odd number." See, me and my friend Scott were figuring out these number mystery things in sixth grade....he though six was one of the digits, cause he didn't see that one of the clues was that that digit was an odd number. Yeah.

Then there's "Get along little froggy!" with my best friend Colette, which is also a line from DBZ. That Vegeta said. To the froggy Captain Ginyu.

A new one would be this kid Charlie going "Hey Stinkoman!" and then I'm all like "Hey Coach Z!" I'm Stinkoman cause I got that Stinko shirt I made. And the buttons. I was calling him Coach Z, since he's got the Coach Z shirt.

There's also the "You're ugly", "You have no friends", "Your mom", "Your dad's a psycopath", "You suck", "You're a guy", and others I can't think of that are the just the day-by-day insults I get from Billy u_u

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I have WAY too many.

1. The word "smrat". I first saw it on an Adult Swim bump, and my friends and I started using it. We generally use it to mean "stupid", or something along those lines.

2. Squids. Paul is especially obsessed with squids.

3. The phrase "Put on your squid hat!". It's originally from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, but we changed the tune a bit. The teacher used it at our graduation.

4. The phrase "Is hat!". Paul originally said this on a field trip, when somebody's hat fell into the ocean. At graduation, when we threw our hats into the air, we shouted, "IS HAT!".

5. "Dude, the/my (blank) is huuuuuuuuge...it/they can touch anything but itself/themselves...oh, wait...". Originally from Futurama. (The original quote is, "Dude, my hands are huuuuuuuge...they can touch anything but themselves...oh, wait...".)

6. The phrase, "Is a miracle". From Homestar Runner, of course.

7. The phrase, "Woah, Devon, you have HUGE nipples.". This is a quote from Alec. When we got to England, we were all really tired. Alec meant to say "dimples", but it came out wrong.

8. The phrases "Mmm...so vegetarian" and "...and then he died, but somehow he was still alive". These humorous quotes are from Zack's little sister, Rachel, who told some morbid, violent, yet cute and funny stories.

9. The phrase, "...must be cool". Matt said this when he was telling a story about how he discovered Harry Potter. He said, in a pseudo-British accent, "Harry Potter? Must be cool."

10. The phrase, "funky business in Mexico". This comes from a discussion on the book Surviving the Applewhites (which, by the way, is a great book). Someone speculated that two of the characters may have been doing some "funky business in Mexico". Mexico is always pronounced "Meh-hee-co", and the phrase is always said in a pseudo-Mexican accent.

11. The phrase, "Your mom". Used in a humorous sense. Example: "I got a puppy from the shelter!" "Your MOM got a puppy from the shelter!"

12. Pronouncing chatspeak abbreviations semi-phonetically. "OMG" becomes "Awmoog", "WTF" becomes "Woot'f", "UR" becomes "Urr", and "LOL" becomes "Lawl".

13. The phrase, "I kill you with FISH!". This one comes from a doodle I did in Science class.

14. The phrases, "We eat much meds" and "Hey, P'chan, can you potate can wow?". These phrases were used to scare the kids at Science Camp. (The first phrase was Emily's response when some kid asked if we took medication, and the latter phrase was thought to be "swearing in German".)

15. The phrase, "Well, I gonna name mah kid Potassium and there ain't nothin' you can do about it, foo!" A girl at Science Camp named Presley said something like this to me, but I tweaked it a bit to make it funnier. It's not too far off, though.

16. The phrase, "We saw a SHEEP. He was HAPPY.". Alec and I were at the Victoria and Albert Museum in England when my mom pointed out some...ahem...anatomically correct animal statues, including a sheep and a griffin.

17. The phrase, "Hello, Bertha.". Alec said this while we were staying on a reproduction of the Golden Hinde in London. There was a gun that this guy had named Bertha, and we had to say hello to her/it. Well, Alec decided to go beyond flirting with the gun--he began caressing it. It was funny.

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Yeah, my friends and I do that a lot. "Your face" and "urr face" are two completely different things. I also do it to amuse my mom, because the people she speaks to online are lawling all over the place, all the time.


The fact that you and he share names is a bit odd, but for those on this forum, I don't think the things I mentioned are that weird.

Ohemgee. My friends and I totally do that pronouncing internet slang thing too. Except a little different...

"OHEMGEEAY. JOD IS SO HOT." (Jod is another inside joke.)
"BE-RIB, I HAVE TO GO, LIKE, YEAH AND STUFF."

Said in a very obnoxious voice.

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My friend Zach plays the baritone sax. Rumor has it small children can fit in its case. We still have to get Lobo (really named John, nobody calls him that) in there.

There's also the one about Zach being Mexican (he does look it, but lost a decent amount of weight playing DDR, not quite so any more).

He, Seth, and I also have a dirty little secret/very secret in-joke which is generally phrased as "Like at the June concert...", "Oh yeah our litle corner!" or (more recently) "Cameron's pimpin it up". Zach came to see our school band's (second) spring concert, as he came back here this year. So, during said concert, as it was the last the seniors would be able to be in, they got a chance to sing some song. We were standing at the back edge of the seats in the auditorium, near the side doors, and at the end of the song, the seniors kinda jumped off the stage and ran up the side. Now, they were all supposed to run out to one side and exit, but as the half that came up the side we were on started to turn, the definitely most lechable (appearance-wise only) senior girl darted out from the group and sorta did this whole provocative dance thingy in front of me....use your imagination....lasted about 15 seconds, and we literally rolled on floor lauching for the next 3 minutes. We required assistance in getting to a standing position. And you know what? The 3 of us, and the ladytype involved, are the only ones to know. And only I know the full extent of what happened the next day. Nothing bad, but I never really bothered telling them what went on - basically, I had thanked her for making me laugh, but she interpreted it a very wrong way. It's to the point where I was helping Zach set up his DDR online account and he almost put in "cameronandmarissa05pimpin" for his password.

And then there's the time before the winter type concert (band is so much fun) where our director was telling us that there are pretty much no valid excuses for not showing up at the concert. However, our dear friend Jay was not there for that announcement, having taken a mostly-unannounced trip to Mexico a week and a half prior. So Ms. T. came up with the one valid reason anybody could miss the concert - "If you're hit by a truck full of chickens that happens to be driven by Jason as he tried to escape back into the U.S." He only found out about the chicken truck a month ago.

Oh. Geometry class last year. Seth and I had to work with some sophomore (Vinnie) to design and build a birdhouse and find out all this geometric crap about it. However, the foam paper we were given to use was only available in bright yellow by the time we got a chance to get some. Seth decided that it was Big Bird's coffin, because of the color, and we even went so far as to make the perch beak-shaped ("it didn't all fit in") and wrote "R.I.P. Big Bird" on the back. We then came up with a backstory, notably, that Vinnie was the one who killed him, and every time he was absent we decided that the authorities had finally apprehended him.

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TOGA!!! - We were going somewhere, I forget. And so my brother gets bored, and he starts saying, "Only (number of minutes) to go!" and then I join in, only saying "to go!" Eventually, he stops singing while I say "to go!" Eventually I said "TOGA!!!" And then went on about wanting to have a toga party and stuff.

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Pass the Potato!

Our director often said that, and threatened to destroy our grades for missing concerts and such. I don't believe anyone ever lost a point.

Your mention of band reminded me of a few more inside jokes my friends and I have.

1) Zombie rats - We had a new band building, complete with auditorium, built two years ago. While sitting in the auditorium early in the year, we noticed how high the ceiling was. I said, "There are giant rats up there," as a reference to a part of the awesome game Chrono Trigger. Scott said, "No, there are zombies." I said, "Let's compromise: zombie rats." (Paraphrased; it's been a long time.)

2) "It's not rocket scientists!" and "Don't breathe and die at the end." - Both said by our band director, Mr. Morris (who retired this year). They just stuck, and have been repeated many times since he uttered them.

3) Dropping/throwing the baton - Our assistant band director has the amazing ability to look like a high school student, so he doesn't get any respect from the band, poor guy. He has a habit of dropping the baton; he even did so during state contest, but managed to catch it with quite a flourish! Mr. Morris, on the other hand, often ends up somehow throwing the baton, usually just barely missing the flutes.

I've made a pretty big inside joke. Everyone at our school knows it. It's called "the Bee-ba-ba-baropo" song. None of us know it's real name.
Once I started singing it at school and now it's quite common that when someone is having a serious with someone else, he suddenly starts singing it.

Yeah, it's stupid, but I'm proud of it.

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Actually, screw this. I'm out.

hehe.... I was waiting outside a chinese restaurant w/ my main man Tyler (destroy_us_all) and my friend Danny. tyler decided that he was going to form the first ever BluesMetal band (totaly oxymoron) and Danny would play the elecktric saxophone.

Then there's The Rainbow Plague It was over AIM, again w/ Tyler, I belive the conversation went something like this.

Tyler: Why are you so pointlessly happy?
Me: No reason
Tyler: Is it the pills?
Me: I'm not into the fake happy pills
Tyler: XANEX!!! PROZAK!!!! ZOLOFT!!! RED BULL!!!!
Me: *Takes pills and flushes them down the toilet* *takes red bull and chugs*
Tyler: *Rats gnaw on pills and spread the rainbow plague*
Tyler: It's like the Black Plague, but it makes you happy!

That one was great.

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Ok, i have a few.

Too Happy- Ok, so my pal Alex asks me, "Why do you hate Toni so much?" and my reply "Too f***ing happy" and he says "Whaaaaa?" and i say "TOO D*** HAPPY!" and he's like "Whatever..." and now whenever he asks me a question about a person the reply is "HE/SHE IS TOO HAPPY!"

Girl Scout Mass Murder - The conversation progressed like this:
Sami: I dreamed about Girl Scout Mass murders last night
Me: YESSS!
Christian: That obviously made Mike's day.

Poke the Brain: So we were watchign a video in health and they were poking a brain...a real one...heres how the class responded:
Most of the People: EEEW
Christian: Been there done that
Me & Sami: Hehe Poke the dismembered corpse

Sleeps with the sax- So my pal Drew only does a few things, plays saxophone, plays halo 2 and goes on AIM. Many have said that he sleeps with his saxophone.

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Sister, now that we're grieving
Our fingers will falter
Our lungs will be leaking
All over each other and without even speaking
We'll know that it's over and smile and go greeting
Whatever comes next

THE LEGEND OF THE...BUTTER!!!!11

In 8th grade, we had to sit at the same lunch tables for the entire year. So, my acquaintance/friend Brett was being his usual wacky self one day, doing this little thing that involved smacking one of those little pats of butter and seeing how it flies. Quite fun actually. This one time, however, he did this little "OWAOWAOWAOWAOWAOWAKAMIKAZE!!!!!11one" and smacked it so hard about half flew to the opposite wall of the cafeteria, by where one gets their lunch, and the other half seemed to have disappeared. In reality, it had flown up at a 45-or-so-degree angle into the ceiling at the opposite end of the table - we're talking a 12-foot ceiling and about an 80-foot distance from where he was to the wall he hit. It took about a minute of looking around for us to find it - until I pointed up at the ceiling and started laughing uncontrollably, and as everyone else slowly realized what happened, they had the same reaction. At this minute, the principal happened to be walking in our general area....but he's irrelevant to the story. At any rate, it was still up there about 4 months later when we graduated, and according to unverified reports, even dripped on one kid at some point last year. It's a living (and fuzzy) legend.

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I have a few more:

1) :#, hehe : Me and one of my IM friends have made up stupid rules due to us saying things too much. I alway make use of the smiley, so she told me to instead use :#. She always said "lol" so now she has to say "hehe" instead. Anyone who breaks these laws shal be punished severely, even though we made them for no reason.

2) "NO MORE K'S!!!": a phrase I say sometimes. I'll say "k" (as in "okay") and she responds by saying the same. Then I say this phrase as not to form the three letters of evil.

3) "IT'S TAPE RECORDER TIME!": Yeah, this is for that same IMing friend. She always IMs me a lot, and it always starts out like this:

Her: hey
Me: hi
Her: so whats up??
Me: not much

So I made up an inside joke poking fun at this. Now it goes like this:

Her: hey
Me: hi
Her: so whats up??
Me: *pulls out tape recorder*
Me: *play*
Me: "...not much..."
Me: *stop*
Me: *puts tape recorder away*

:#

And as of today, I start off with "what time is it?" then "IT'S TAPE RECORDER TIME!" before i do the tape recording act. Often it is now followed by "YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY WHOOOOOOOOOOO!".

4) -eeto: This is something of a suffix among my friends. Last year, the back read "P. Tow". People who knew Spanish saw this and used it as an insult to me (I'm not going to say what it means). I later figured out what it did to me thanks to one of my Spanish-speaking friends, and would start getting a little mad over it. My friends would start using it on me (jokingly) and I'd chase after 'em, ptrying to beat them with my lunchkit (I'm weird--I know.). This year I just took it cooly, and took it as a nickname for. I then made up names for some of my friends:

Dalton is Dorito.
Barry is Burito.
Nick is Neat-o.
coby is Cheeto.
Eric is Eeto1.
The other Eric is Eeto 2.
Ray is El Rito.
Michael is Meato.
I am Pito.

That's how we address each other sometimes.

"HamburgerMan" or "Hamburglar": nickname given to me by a fellow student of mine from Theater Arts. She calls me this due to my "burger" running gag in the class I mentioned in the first post.

Machoo: In my french class, there is a student named Matthew. However, our teacher (who is from Africa...Senegal to be exact) has an accent. So when he says Matthew's name, it comes out "Machoo." The class likes poking fun of that, and it has now even evolved into a way to sneeze: "MAAAAAAAAAAAA-CHOO!"

That's all I got now.

Here's one that me and one of my friends use. We just randomly yell out "ANGLE SLAM!" Even when it makes no sense.

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Either, "Your mom goes to college!" in a Kip voice (from Napoleon Dynamite), or "Your mom just called!" in a Joel voice (from Bonus Stage).

Practically all our stuff we say is either from Homestar Runner, Bonus Stage, or Napoleon Dynamite. Oh yes, and we often say the "Well... you were dead!" line from The Princess Bride. There are a few real inside jokes, though. Like making fun of people's spelling mistakes and substituting the misspelled word for the real one for weeks. Ah, we're so cruel.

Oh yeah, my eldest brother was making fun of my eldest sister for the way she was talking to her boyfriend on the phone. He said, "I looooooove you!" in a really funny voice. I collapsed on the floor laughing, and it's become something we all say randomly occasionally. Even my sister.

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New one.

Shuffle forward, much like a penguin, and say "Crispy, crispy ____!"

The first word we used was "dollars".

Yeah.

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I forgot this one. This is one of my favorites. When we're talking, sometimes we'll "MST3K" each other, or other people. We'll comment on things we shouldn't be. (Note this was last year)

Lunch Moderator: I'll be staying after tonight. If you get a detention, and your parents can't pick you up until 8:00, that's fine with me.
Me: Nice life.

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Ah one of my favorites was lool.
My friend once typo'd lol into lool. So when ever anyone makes that mispelling we have to go into an anagram fit.
"Llamas Outside Ohio Leap"
"Larry Owns Our Loofas"
stupid stuf like that.
Then there's "Snuff it" from a clockwork Orange, my friend Kenny and I use alot. PLus him and I have gotten into using the term (I'm not if it is appropriete for our british forum users so censor me if it is) wanker. Just 'cause we're morons liek that.

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TIRES TIRES TIRES

Geometry- Back a year ago, we were learning Geometry in Fourth Grade. Anyways, as soon as I saw it my head was hurting. So, I banged my head on my desk. I even did it on the test and yelled "NO!!!!!!!". I bang my heads a lot. Geomotry is black magic.


Yeah. Geomotry sucks.

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Okay, here's a great story. In my first year of seminary, this guy I knew decided to turn in a paper under the pseudonym, "Floyd Peterson." The paper read as follows:

The professor actually read it out loud to the class.

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I have more.


Chubbo-Yes, it's Unknown Girls little brother. We call him that. He flexes his muscles at us for another running gag.
Crapsticks- My one friend brings these weird oreo dunking sticks to school, and then I called them "Crapsticks". I then mentioned me saying that I'll name my kid crapsticks. My friend spit juice out of his nose!

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Hmm... inside jokes... the only one that comes to mind at the moment is randomly yelling "Particle physics!". I'm not really sure how that one got started.

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Hmm. Alrighty, then.

Well, my inside joke actualy has to do with Homestar Runner... sortof...

One day, me and my friend somehow got into the topic of manbags. She then grabed my super cool homestar book bag and called it a man bag. So I couldn't thing of anything to say, so I yelled "WELL YOUR A MANBAG!" She started laughing so it stuck.

Another day, i was trying to convence her to go to H*R.com. After much complaning, she finaly went. Of all toons, she watched A Jorb Well Done. She cme back the next day and started calling me homegrown and ramrod. So I called her stairmaster. So whenever we see eachother, we choose from one of the above.

Yes, we are wierd.

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