Oh, found it.
Douglas, between two of his rare periods of sanity, wrote:
<Douglas> M'kay. I'll talk to my sock puppet.
<Douglas> So, Sockie, hows it going?
* Douglas is now known as Sockie
<Sockie> Oh, it goes, Douglas. It goes.
* Sockie is now known as Douglas
<Douglas> Cool. Did you remember to go grocery shopping today? You know how you forget...
* Douglas is now known as Sockie
<Sockie> Oh, don't woory. I bought enough pig-ears to last me a week.
* Sockie is now known as Douglas
<Douglas> Oh, good. Those pig-ears are quite filling.
* Douglas is now known as Sockie
<Sockie> Oh, I agree. Have you tried my pig-ear sald yet? It's my personal favorite.
<Sockie> *salad
* Sockie is now known as Douglas
<Douglas> No, I haven't! You'll have to invite me over to try it sometime.
* Douglas is now known as Sockie
<Sockie> Okay... how's, um, Thursday at 6 for you?
* Sockie is now known as Douglas
<Douglas> That should work out fine. I'll bring my Xbox over. I just bought MTX Mototrax, so we can race each other.
* Douglas is now known as Sockie
<Sockie> That sounds great. Although, I know you'll beat me, becasue I have no hands.
* Sockie is now known as Douglas
<Douglas> Yeah. I find your lack of hands disturbing.
* Douglas is now known as Sockie
<Sockie> Well, you know, it's a birth defect.
Sockie's my bestest friend in the world.