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10:54: After a few minutes of searching, Ned gives up trying to find tylenol and heads to the local pharmacy.

11:02AM: Ned goes to the pharmacy only to find out that it is closed until 11:10.

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10:55 AM: He slips on a jar of pills and cracks his head open.

11:10 AM: Ned enters the pharmacy and buys some Tylenol and a box of chocolates for his new date.

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11:20AM: Ned goes to the hospital to patch up his cracked head.

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1:53: Ned finally gets to the front of the line of the busy phramacy and buys the tylenol, then walks over to the auto-doors, only to have them not open and hit them. Then again. And again.

EDFIT: AAARRRGGGHHHBLLBLBLBL!!! Super almost quad post!

2:00 PM Ned finds a puppy.

1:56: Ned is addmited to the hospital with a broken head and severe door-realated bruises.
(combining JuJu's and Markie's)

EDIT: GHAARG! This is a very popular topic. Mine was for Ju Ju's.

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Door-related bruises, nice.

1:59: The doors of the ambulence bringing Ned to the hospital break open and ned rolls down the street on the hospital bed thing.

2:02 Ned finds himself paralyzed inside a sewer tunnel.

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2:08 Mutant sewer gators begin to close in on Ned, still paralized.

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2:10 PM: Sally Jones followed the smell of STENCH for Men, and found Ned. She brought flowers.

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2:11 Ned gets super ninja powers.

2:15: WIth hsi super ninja powerd, Ned goes flying into the air, hitting his already damged head on the sewer cover, making it fly off along with Ned. After a few minutes, Ned falls back down to the ground, back onto the hospital bed.

Ugh, this game is getting out of hand. FireBird, is there anything we can do about this?

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

I say, if you're goiong to post a part, first post something like "My psot goes here, wait a sec, I'm making it" then you edit it. That way, you get a "reserved spot" in the gamne, and you can see if people have reserevd before you and wait for them to make the story before you "reserve" the spot.

That's a good idea. Especially if you're a slow typer. WE should do that for now, untill the game becomes less popular.

But, toastpaint. Back to the game.

2:24: Ned looses his superpowers and his girlfriend takes him bake to the er.

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2:30 P.M.: Ned wakes up and realizes that everything that happened (with all the simulposts) was merely hallucinations due to the anisthetics and pain relievers. He goes back to sleep.

Uh... not claim?

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Good Excuse

4:26: ned wakes up in a hospital room with his head all bandaged up.

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4:40 The doctor takes off his bandages.

4:45. They get infected again.

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5:00 Ned's opperations are finished and he walks out of the hospital.

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5:30 PM: Ned orders Chinese takeout and eats it at home.

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10:30 PM: Ned's Chineese food arrives.

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10:31 PM: Ned wonders how he could have eaten his Chinese food before it arrived. Then he discovers that he had, in fact, eaten the Chinese teapot that was resting on the stove.

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10:35 PM: Ned is now thirsty. He should have ordered a drink.

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10:37 PM: Ned has poured a very tall glass of Coke and Sprite mixed together. He is a soda nerd.

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10:38 PM: Ned spills his soda all over his new carpet.

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10:41 PM: Ned makes a call to Average Joe's Carpet. Some guys are gonna come over tomorrow to give him a new carpet, due to the fact that Ned doesn't have any stain spray.

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