This one is a bit long, but it's classic:
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Douglas Well, Sockie, there's something I need to tell you.
=-= Douglas is now known as Sockie
Einoo Hi! Huh?
Sockie Oh. Whoops. hang on.
=-= Sockie is now known as Douglas
Einoo ??????
Douglas Yeah, I was just talking to my sock puppet.
Douglas I was bored.
Einoo Oh. Can I say hi to Sockie!
Einoo ?
Douglas Sure! Sockie, come on out here!
=-= Douglas is now known as Sockie
Sockie Uh... hi...
=-= Sockie is now known as Douglas
Douglas Oh, Sickie's a bit shy.
Douglas *Sockie
Einoo Sockie thinks I'm psychotic, doesn't he?
Einoo Roffle. Sickie.
=-= Douglas is now known as Sockie
Sockie Are you psychotic, Mr. Einoo?
Einoo Yes. Very yes,
Sockie Oh, my. Douglas, I'm frightened.
Sockie hides behind Douglas's back
=-= Sockie is now known as Douglas
X-Liner yeah this is getting weird
Douglas Yeah. Sockie, come on out of there!
=-= Douglas is now known as Sockie
Sockie goes rabid and bites Douglas's head off
=-= Sockie is now known as Douglas
Douglas rips Sockie apart
Einoo takes Douglas's head and puts it in a plastic bag,
Einoo Wanna meet my sock puppet, Slick? I must warn you, he's kind of............ evil.
Douglas Sure.
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Einoo Hey, Slick! How are you?
Einoo .....He's a bit slow.
Douglas Aww.
Slick Oh, I'm fine! I just illegally downloaded 500 SNES warez from the Internet!
Einoo Ha ha ha, you're so funny.
Douglas My gosh!
Slick Hey, who's this Douglas creep? Can I cut him in half with a chainsaw?
Einoo No. No, you can't.
Douglas Augh!
Einoo Slick, meet Socky!
=-= Douglas is now known as Sockie
Sockie Uh... hi...
Einoo Or Sockie. Whatever. My bad.
Sockie Heh.
Slick Hello. You look like a spineless wimp.
Sockie whimpers
Slick Ah, I was right then.
Einoo whispers something into Slick's ear.
Slick Uhhhhh, OK Einoo.... sure....
Slick Um, Sockie.... Do you want to be my...... friend?
Sockie Yay! Sure!
Sockie throws flowers into the air
Slick whispers something into Einoo's ear.
Einoo Yes, you did fine, Slick.
Einoo Now, hug!
Slick ....
Slick What?
Einoo Hug!
Slick No!
Einoo Slick.....
Sockie Aw, c'mere!
Slick Alright. But you owe me big time.
Slick hugs Sockie.
Slick Ugh.
Sockie hugs Slick again
Slick O_O
Sockie Awww!
Einoo Grrrrrrr........
Slick Grrrrrrr........
Sockie whimpers
Slick 's eyes turn red
Slick AAAAAAAAAAARGLBLBLBLBLBL!
Slick explodes
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Sockie cries
Einoo Oh dear. My sock puppet seems to have exploded.
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Einoo Just kidding. He's back!
Einoo ^_^
Sockie Slick!
Sockie hugs Slick
Slick hugs Sockie back.
Sockie Oh, you're nice!
Slick WE'LL BE FRIENDS FOREVER!
Einoo Gag me.
Sockie HOORAY!
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=-= Sockie is now known as Douglas
Douglas Me too.
Slick C'mon, let's go eat cookies and watch Star Trek IV.
=-= Douglas is now known as Sockie
Sockie KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Slick And after that, we can CUT SOME GUY'S HEAD OFF! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Einoo Slick!
Sockie whimpers
Einoo slaps Slick.
Sockie Augh! Such violence!
Slick Sorry, I couldn't control myself.
Sockie I forgive you.
Einoo Slick is in a 12-step program, Evil Guys Anonymous.
Einoo It's been a bit hard on him.
Sockie Aww. That's so sad.
Sockie Well, I have to go buy some cucumbers now. Bye, Slick!
=-= Sockie is now known as Douglas
Einoo Bye, Sockie!
Douglas I have to go too, Einoo. Bye, Slick! Good luck with your problem, and everything!
Slick Bye, Douglas! Hope to see Sockie again!
Douglas Yep. Count on it.
Slick I gotta go now too.
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|<-- Douglas has left irc.freenode.net ("Bye all y'all")