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Author:  Chekt [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:21 pm ]
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if the characters actually had jobs (besides the obvious poopsmith and Bubs) what do you think that they would be?
(all biz-cas-fri stuff aside)

Author:  Mini Moose n gir [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:31 pm ]
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:hr: flight attendent
:sb: construction worker
:sm: wrestler
:sad: poet
:cheat: gansta
:marzi: animal rights agent
:pom: pimp
:homsar: first class retard
:trogdor: burninator
:ehsteve: pianist

Author:  Shopiom [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:43 pm ]
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Actually, a lot of the characters have jobs. Not just the Poopsmith.

Homestar: Office worker
Strong Bad: Office worker
The Cheat: Office worker
Bubs: Concession stand guy
Coach Z: A coach
The King of Town: Doesn't have/need a job, he's a king
The afformentioned Poopsmith: A poopsmith

I don't know about the rest.

Author:  homestarspants [ Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:47 pm ]
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Mini Moose n gir wrote:
:hr: flight attendent
:sb: construction worker
:sm: wrestler
:sad: poet
:cheat: gansta
:marzi: animal rights agent
:pom: pimp
:homsar: first class retard
:trogdor: burninator
:ehsteve: pianist


I could not have put it better myself.

:sb: I don't know what his job is. I would way that he answeres company e-mails. We know that he works on a computer in a cubical. I could so see him doing tech support.

Author:  Chekt [ Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:46 am ]
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Shopiom wrote:
Actually, a lot of the characters have jobs. Not just the Poopsmith.

Homestar: Office worker
Strong Bad: Office worker
The Cheat: Office worker
Bubs: Concession stand guy
Coach Z: A coach
The King of Town: Doesn't have/need a job, he's a king
The afformentioned Poopsmith: A poopsmith

I don't know about the rest.


well forget about the Biz Cas Fri stuff... and I knew i forgot someone and it was Bubs... somehow i forgot Mr.Bubs

Author:  Dactyl [ Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:24 pm ]
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:sb: Wrestler! Doy! Why you think he has a mask! Jeez I can't believe no one's said that.

Author:  Shopiom [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:32 am ]
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The mask is his head. And the boxing gloves are his hands.

Author:  Dactyl [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:52 am ]
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Well he could still have been a wrestler in the past...but maybe it's just an internet cartoon. :p

Author:  TCIndiana [ Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:01 pm ]
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From what I can see (Excluding biz cas fri) The jobs are
Poopsmith: Crap Shoveller
The Cheat: Thief
Coach Z: Coaches some weird sport
Pom-Pom: Movie Producer (E-mail "Technology")
Strong Bad and Strong Mad: Tag-Team Wrestlers (Marshmallow's Last Stand)
Bubs: Con-Artist
Strong Sad: Night Manager at stuckies (is that spelled right?)
Homsar: Kids show host (e-mail "For Kids")
Marzipan: Health food advocate/Spokesperson for World Wildlife Foundation?
Homestar: Plays some weird sport that Coach Z coaches
King of Town: King... or so he says.

Author:  20X6_chairscoot [ Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:27 am ]
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:hr: :Bread Seller
:sb: :A guy in a hotdog suit
:sm: : Used car dealer
:sad: : Politician
:cheat: : Door- to- door- salesman
:bubs: : Breakdancer
:coachz: : Jobless
:marzi: :country folk singer
:pom: : movie director
:kot: : Janitor at burger king
:poop: : Mime
:homsar: : Telephone Cleaner
:trogdor: : Lawyer
:ehsteve: : Video game programmer
I've outta ideas

Author:  homsario [ Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:31 am ]
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:hr: :Ballerina
:sb: : Call center operator
:sm: : Pro wrestler
:sad: : Depressed poet
:cheat: : Pianist
:coachz: : Haunted house worker
:marzi: : Volunteer at the SPCA
:pom: : Bouncy ball
:homsar: King of everything and captain of the gravy train
:trogdor: Soldier.

Author:  Code J [ Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:39 am ]
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Well, arn't Strong Bad and Strong Mad tag-team wrestelers? Well, they were back in Marshmellow's Last Stand.

And Homsario, please resize your signiture to 500 x 100 pixels, because it is way too big.

Author:  homsario [ Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:03 pm ]
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Sorry, I'm new.

Author:  Sherlockrunner [ Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:56 pm ]
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SB works at the office THE OFFICE on friday

Author:  Strong Badia [ Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:50 pm ]
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:hr: Ballerina
:sb: Contstruction Worker
:sm: Infamous Pro-Wrestler/Gangster
:sad: Depressed Poet
:cheat: Computer Hacker
:coachz: hobo
:marzi: Kindergarten Teacher
:pom: Cheerleader
:kot: Animal activist
:homsar: First Class Retard
:trogdor: Soldier
:ehsteve: Lousy Actor

I like homsario's idea though! I sort of agree with him. I just think that Pom Pom should be a cheerleader. I also agree with Mini moose n gir...

ALTHOUGH DOESN'T EVERYONE AGREE THAT COACH Z SHOULD BE A HOBO??? lol...

Author:  20X6_chairscoot [ Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:26 pm ]
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Shouldn't there be a superheroic protector of justice in FCUSA? Maybe one of the characters can be a Superhero for a part time job

Author:  Metal Head [ Thu May 04, 2006 8:57 pm ]
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:hr:-cow lamp salesman
:sb:-e-mail checker
:sm:-President of the impaired speach foundation
:cheat:-Burgaler
:bubs:-con man
:coachz:-vice president of the impaired speach foundation
:marzi:-environmentalist
:pom:-street fighter
:kot:-king, what else?
:poop:-duh
:homsar:-god
:trogdor:-in jail for arsony
:ehsteve:-greek chef
:sad:-goth poet nerd thingy

Author:  buhubs [ Fri May 05, 2006 2:00 am ]
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:coachz: Not jorb related! ha-ha, everybody's a critic!
I think you hurt coach z's feelings

Author:  GoodfellaSnoop [ Fri May 05, 2006 2:57 am ]
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:hr: Host of The Show
:sb: Some kind of middle-management office employee
:sm: Wrestler
:cheat: Con artist
:bubs: Salesman extraordinaire
:coachz: Incompetant gym teacher
:marzi: Herbal pharmacist
:pom: Playboy columnist
:kot: Some kind of upper-management office employee
:poop: Farmer
:homsar: appraisal expert on Antiques Roadshow
:trogdor: Manager of an IHOP
:ehsteve: US President

Author:  Homsar22 [ Fri May 05, 2006 4:17 am ]
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:hr: Assistant chef
:sb: Tele-marketer
:sm: Hitman
:sad: Poet
:cheat: Repo man
:bubs: Concession stand owner
:coachz: Languagely challenged vaguely coach type person
:marzi: Environmentalist
:pom: Ballon handing out guy
:kot: Prime Minister, or President (depending what government FCUSA is run under)
:poop: 911 Operator (just kidding)
:homsar: Captain of the gravy train.

Author:  Chekt [ Sun May 07, 2006 10:27 pm ]
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20X6_chairscoot wrote:
Shouldn't there be a superheroic protector of justice in FCUSA? Maybe one of the characters can be a Superhero for a part time job

i can see the poopsmith doing that, he could fly above the town dropping mysterious blobs on people

Author:  The Noid [ Mon May 08, 2006 12:16 am ]
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:hr: Athelete of somesuch, and Bubs employee.
:sb: he already works for Bubs(okay, i'm pretty sure he quit, but he probably crawled back after he got bored.)
:sm: Claymation..ist
:sad: Poet?
:cheat: Animatzorz
:bubs: Durrrrr.
:coachz: Coach.
:marzi: Real Estate Agent(...yes.)
:pom: Automobile Dealer(even better.)
:kot: King
:poop: Poopsmith
:homsar: Nuclear Physicist

:p

Author:  cathwon [ Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:54 am ]
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:hr: track athlete
:sb: construction worker
:sm: weight lifter
:sad: classical music composer
:cheat: young genius
:bubs: movie director
:coachz: comedian
:marzi: kelly clarkson junior
:pom: obessed lawyer
:kot: old retired man (used to work at a gas station)
:homsar: teacher

Author:  HHFOV [ Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:56 pm ]
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Strong Badia wrote:

ALTHOUGH DOESN'T EVERYONE AGREE THAT COACH Z SHOULD BE A HOBO??? lol...

Um...how could he be a hobo if he was a Coach, hence the name, COACH Z?
That would be a job, so he would presumably get money, and presumably use that to buy a house.

Author:  ramrod [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:28 am ]
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HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:
Strong Badia wrote:

ALTHOUGH DOESN'T EVERYONE AGREE THAT COACH Z SHOULD BE A HOBO??? lol...

Um...how could he be a hobo if he was a Coach, hence the name, COACH Z?
That would be a job, so he would presumably get money, and presumably use that to buy a house.
Well, Coach Z has stated that he has money [s]prablems[/s] problems and that he sleeps in the locker room, so you can't take much for granted with that.

Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:03 am ]
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GoodfellaSnoop wrote:
:pom: Playboy columnist

;) Image

Author:  Jenny [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:07 am ]
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Heh, I thought about this already cuz of my fanfic

I totally think Homestar could be a gym teacher. Gym teachers like... don't require brains. And after seeing what a good aerobics person he makes, it seems to suit him.

I think SB fits in at an office somewhere. I imagine him as a cubicle slave because of his computer use.

I see Marzy managing a health food store. One of those alternative foods places. The ones that sell those spritzers in a can and weird "all natural" potato chips.

I'm still thinkin' on the others.

Author:  helxliankid [ Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:38 am ]
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:hr: : Pro Athlete
:sb: : criminal
:sm: : Guy who controls the wrecking ball
:sad: : A writer
:cheat: : DJ
:bubs: : Director
:coachz: : Mime
:marzi: : The person who trains the whales at Sea World
:pom: : Actor
:kot: : Food critic
:poop: : Chef
:homsar: : President

Author:  Nerdbert MacMaggot [ Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:56 am ]
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:hr: Minister of 7th inning adventist church
:sb: Long term inmate
:sm: Butcher
:sad: Overpaid lyrics writer for Emo-like bands
:cheat: Burglar/thief
:bubs: Scam artist
:coachz: International spelling champion or proofreader for newspapers
:marzi: Greenpeace activist
:pom: Ol' ladies' chaperon
:kot: Professional taster
:poop: Chef
:homsar: Test subject for psychotropic drugs

Author:  Dusk [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:56 pm ]
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Homestar Runner: Track And Field Runner
Strong Bad: Retired Wrestler, but a CGNU founder and Principal, and govenor of Strong Badia
Strong Mad: Miner
Strong Sad: Part-Time Radio Talk Show Host
The Cheat: Theif
Bubs: Consecssion Stand Worker
Coach Z: High School (Middle perhaps) Coach
Marzipan: Professional Song Writer
Pom-Pom: Technology Tester
KOT: King
Poopsmith: Poopsmith
Homsar: Unemployed
Senor Cardgage: Car Dealer and Mortage company owner

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