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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:16 am ] |
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Q: Jeez, what's your problem, man? A: A wind-powered cow moistener. |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:30 am ] |
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Q: What's that you're blowing your hair with? A: I like the taste. |
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| Author: | Mini Moose n gir [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:42 am ] |
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Q: Why do you keep licking my belly button A: goats are soooooo not electronic! |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:46 am ] |
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Q: Did you know that all animals are actually robots? A: His teeth are big! |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:01 am ] |
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Q: Wow! How did he bite through the locks on the fridge? A: It's not cancer... probably. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:45 am ] |
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Q: Which constelation is that one? A: Welcome abord the USS Homestar Runner. I'll be your captain, Homestar Runner. |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:51 am ] |
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Q: Are you the captain of the Titanic? Where is my cabin? A: I can't tie knots well. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:44 am ] |
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Q: What's with the zippers on your shoes? A: I am Cheif Inspector Jacques Clouseau |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:25 pm ] |
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Q: Uh... who are you? A: Probably... |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:36 pm ] |
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Q: Did that guy just poison my hamburger? A: 'Cause you wont quit screaming my name! |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:55 pm ] |
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Q. Why do you keep following me (ow) over this (ow), field of burning coals (ow) Ow? A. Hold on. I have to dig it up from the bowels of heck first. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:03 pm ] |
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Q: Can I see your vacation pictures? A I roll 20's |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:49 pm ] |
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Q: Ugh... this place smells like no fresh air has gotten in for years! Why is that? A: AAAAHAAAAHAAARRRRGLGLGGLGBLLBBLLBAAAAAHAHAAHAAAAAAWWAAAAHHHAAAAAAWWWWAAAAAOOOONOOOOAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!42!! |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:38 pm ] |
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Q: How would you react if I told you I ate the last one? A: You broke him, you bought him. |
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| Author: | Bugkiss [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:44 pm ] |
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Q: Why did that horribly made bat that I was playing with get put on my receipt? A: I hate Dr. Seuss! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:45 pm ] |
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Q: Do you like him in a pan? Do you like him in a Can? Do you like him colored tan? How about if he's carried by Stan? A:I've taken over her body. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:46 am ] |
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Question: How's it with you and your girlfriend? Answer: Nobody likes you, everyone loved you, they're all out without you, havin' fun! |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:02 am ] |
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Q: Why... why did no one come to my awesome algebra 2 party? :'( A: It's hard to find a date when you eat your mate. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:03 am ] |
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Question! How was your trip to ooga-booga island? Answer! Some of them want to use you, some of them want to get used by you. |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:07 am ] |
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Q: Sweet dreams are made of what? A: Presenting: Biosalad! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:35 am ] |
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Q: So, you're the guy in charge of coming up with healthy menu items for McDondals? A: The pawn is mightier than the pnowed. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:32 pm ] |
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Q: So you learned how to spell? Why? A: Douglas! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:31 pm ] |
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Q: Adams? A: Freezing rain followed by snow followed by high winds. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:33 pm ] |
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Q: What's happened to your face?! It looks like it's been in the freezer! A: I don't know that! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:51 pm ] |
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Q: What's 2+2? A: I drink it straight from the bottle. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:05 pm ] |
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Q: Are you sure about this? I don't think that drinking something that's 85% alcohol is very healthy... A: Let's have a party, and a wedding, and a baby, and kill someone off! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:41 pm ] |
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Q: What shall we do for this season on the sitcom? A: I'm tempted to grab some of Tim's CDs. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:34 pm ] |
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Q. Hmm. Now what do that all the radio stations in out town have converted to 24-hour boy band format? A. Nobody knows my true identity. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:04 pm ] |
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Q: What are you so happy about? A: Jesus, Dr. Light, it's only one button! |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:00 pm ] |
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Question! What soda are you going to get from this vending machine? Answer! I hope you like it. |
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