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Author:  Sarge [ Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:48 am ]
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Q: Why are you running away from the fire?
A: I'm frying up some pork and some onions and it smells good.

Author:  topofsm [ Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:29 am ]
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Question! I like healthy food, are you making it?

Answer! You're a chicken.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:51 am ]
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Q: Why are you pointing that box of chicken seasoning at me?
A: I've traveled back in time from the 24th century.

Author:  DukeNuke [ Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:59 pm ]
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Q: What's with the silly clothes?

A: You go that way, I go home.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:23 pm ]
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Q: Wanna go jump in the lake?
A: Led Zeplin

Author:  topofsm [ Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:59 pm ]
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Question! Who rocks good stuff?

Answer! no.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:00 pm ]
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Q: Are you decent?
A: My foot is stuck.

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:25 pm ]
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Q: Move! Move! Oh man, come on, why wont you move?!

A: O SNAP!!1

Author:  topofsm [ Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:25 am ]
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Question! Did you die?

Answer! That's just great, how was I supposed to know? I'm not a mind reader!

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:58 am ]
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Q: Why are you throwing bricks at me? That's not a good thing!

A: Pine... apple. Pineapple... ?

Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:02 am ]
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Question: If only we could find just the right idea, the boss won't fire us! Now, what could we make...?

Answer: Yes, I believe that is mine.

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:52 am ]
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Q: Excuse me, is this your spleen?
A: It's extra fresh today!

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:54 am ]
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Q: Are you eating a spine?

A: Whatever. I don't have it.

Author:  topofsm [ Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:44 am ]
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Question! Have you seen my ritalin? You would seem the type that would need it.

Answer! That's what I was just about to say!

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:04 am ]
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Q: Are socks blue or are you?
A: It's a cheese bun.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:18 pm ]
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Q. That's an interesting new pair of earmuffs you've got there... what're they made of?

A. The ghost gave it to me.

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:27 pm ]
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Q: Where'd you get the bucket of ectoplasm?
A: The puck is out in the center-ice area.

Author:  Join The Homestarmy [ Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:59 pm ]
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Q:We're playing hockey. Have you seen the puck?

A: ACDC

EDIT: forgot the answer

Author:  JTHomeslice [ Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:10 pm ]
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Q: Name a Band

A:42

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:20 pm ]
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Q. What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

A. But I was just about to set off my land mine!

Author:  Sarge [ Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:23 pm ]
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Q: Did you hear about the world-wide landmine ban?
A: Well, it's not vegitable or mineral.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:44 am ]
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Q. What is that thing gnawing on your leg?

A. With love from me to you!

Author:  Sarge [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:35 am ]
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Q: What's your Valentine say?
A: mmm.... more brains!

Author:  DukeNuke [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:53 pm ]
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Q: Heya zombie! Have you heard about the laboratory they're gonna build in town?

A: Oooooh, I get it...

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:05 pm ]
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Q. Well, you see, both wood and witches burn, and wood floats, so if she floats, she's made of wood and she must be a witch! You get it?

A. I thought it was a rare disease!

Author:  DukeNuke [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:08 pm ]
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Q: Not that I'm complaining, but why did you ban Clan rHrN?

A: I don't know, I'll have to ask her about that later.

Author:  Sarge [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:20 pm ]
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Q: Is your cat eating a mouse?
A: I don't want to.

Author:  Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:28 pm ]
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Q: Wanna jump off a cliff? Everyone's doing it!

A: It smells like death and... peanuts.

Author:  Sarge [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:42 pm ]
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Q: What's the haunted peanut plantation like?
A: Just the basic facts.

Author:  SEAN'D! [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:39 am ]
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Q: What is that?

A: I'm on fire!

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