Q: Who showed up for the Fantasy Poker Tournement?
A: It's gonna blow!
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:24 pm ] |
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Q: Wanna see my apartment? A: She skipped me! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:07 pm ] |
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Q: Want a cheesburger? A: If it moos, shoot it. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:29 pm ] |
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Q: You want me to guard this cow, general?? A: They sound funny when you pop them. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:32 pm ] |
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Q: What do you like best about baloons? A: We covered him in post-it notes and left him on your desk. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:35 pm ] |
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Question! What's with cousin it? Answer! Simulpost! |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:47 pm ] |
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Q: What kind of a stupid response was that? A: Well, I taught that if I bring ice and you bring cream... |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:03 am ] |
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Q. Uhh, what's that dripping out of the bottom of your waffle cone? A. Bigfoot, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus. |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:10 am ] |
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Q: Who showed up for the Fantasy Poker Tournement? A: It's gonna blow!
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:14 am ] |
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Q. Is it normal for your clock to tick that loud? A. Quick! Look in your pockets! |
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| Author: | JTHomeslice [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:16 am ] |
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Q:Where are my keys? A:Who wants to see my balls!? |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:23 am ] |
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Q: Did you get anything interesting at the Golf Store? A: We like to dip them in tapioca pudding and throw them at the nurses. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:39 am ] |
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Q. Did you finally find a use for all those extra surgical gloves we ordered? A. I told you--ALWAYS dress approproately for the vacuum of space! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:45 am ] |
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Q: Mom, my lower torso swelled up during my space-ball fight. A: It's good to see you are making proper use of your time. |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 3:41 am ] |
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Q: Wanna see me shove a pencil up my nose? A: b plus or minus the square root of YOUR MOM. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:31 am ] |
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Question! How was your genetics test? Answer! Stop being a centipede! |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:48 am ] |
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Q: Will you STOP shooting me with that laser? A: The yodel of life! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:51 am ] |
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Q: How will you counter the Scream Of Death? A: I'm not gonna dignify that with a response. |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:54 am ] |
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Q: Did you shank my Jengaship? A: Maybe, but my chainsaw wouldn't like it. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:04 am ] |
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Think you can cut down that smokestack? A: Well, maybe if you try really hard... |
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| Author: | Snailmail [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:14 pm ] |
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Q: How come I'm choking you and you're not dying! A: at a thing in a bag. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:24 pm ] |
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Q: Where'd you find that pie? A: I'll have to ask my lawyer about that. |
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| Author: | Kevin DuBrow [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:42 pm ] |
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Q: Did you just kill someone? A: In my back pocket. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:53 pm ] |
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Q: *Crash* What was that? Where did you say you had the million-dollar CD? A: Don't worry, I'll have some of yours, then! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:12 pm ] |
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What, you didn't bring any? A: I think it was a goat |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:14 pm ] |
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Q: Your father died before you were born? A: Yes... Mwuhahahahaha...! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:09 pm ] |
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Q: Is that a deathray gun? A: It's extra irresistable |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:17 pm ] |
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Q: Why can't I stop chewing this minty gum?! UAGHKLASKLJAFDSA!!111 A: It-*GAG**CHOKE**gurglegurgle* |
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| Author: | JTHomeslice [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:19 pm ] |
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Q: What sound does a drowning pair of pants make? A: The girls are out! |
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| Author: | Sarge [ Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:32 pm ] |
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Q: Bob, why are you going into the girls locker room? A: I looked around for inspiration and all I found was a pack of chewing gun. |
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| Author: | Pepperochu Pepperotyugh [ Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:50 am ] |
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Q: You call this ABC gum a masterpiece? A: It's coming from inside the building! |
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