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*tinkly faerie magic music* Now you are a conscious, not-emo, not-dead sexy robot. Unfortunately, you forgot to add "with a Clan-disintegrating raygun," because as much as he follows you around now, you certainly regret not having one.

I wish that clown was filled with TNT.

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Your wish is my command. The clown IS filled with TNT. This, of course, casues the clown to undergo massive gastrointestinal trauma, resulting in internal bleading and a herniated septum (not to mention one wicked case of rectal discomfort). The gastric acid in the clown's stomache disoves the paper containers the TNT was packaged in, and the resulting leakage of raw TNt into the clown's intestines destabalises both the TNT and the clown's internal body chemistry, simultainiously putting the clown into gastro-intestinal failure AND turning the TNT into Nitric Acid. The Nitric Acid then burns a hole in the clown from the inside out, leaking unstabable explosives and strong acid all over the circus floor. (Did I forget to mention that the clown was at the circus? Well, he is. And so are you). All this is too much for our brave clown, and with a wimper and a final horn-honk, he falls over, hiting the floor with a thump. Unfortunately, some of the Nitric acid has chemicaly reacted with the sawdust on the floor of the circus ring, transforming it into a crude form of Nitro Glyiserin. This extremely unstable chemical explosive is set off by the force of the clown hitting the ground, and this, in turn, sets off the remaining TNT, detonating the clown and killing you when some of the flying debris shoots a splinter of wood through your eye into your brain.

And if all that seems an unlikely series of events, I suppose I should have explained that this was an IRONIC clown!

I wish I was a teenager again. It's no fun being an adult.

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Granted, you became a 14 year old

Then somehow you became 7 years younger

Then you suffer pre-life

then death

I wish I know what's the right answer to the second question on my last geography test, which is on 6 January 2006 about 01:26 in tha afternoon

Your wish is grated. You will know the right answer to the second question on your last geography test, which is on 6 January 2006 about 01:26 in the afternoon. Unfortunately, you won't know this until noon on the 7th of January 2006, which is too late to help you pass the test.

I wish I had a pizza pocket.

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You get a pocket full of pizza. Unfortunatly the pizza is covered in whatever you already had in your pocket to start off with, making a weird tasting pizza.

I wish strong bad was real.

Strong Bad comes out of the computer screen and uses his SUPER POWER to make your head pop off for not capitalizing his name.

I wish I will die a horrible death of torture and fire.

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YOUR WISH IS GRANTED. WOW, THAT WAS EASY.

I WISH FOR A PIECE OF PIZZA DIPPED IN RANCH DRESSING.

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Granted. Unfortunately, it's fat-free Ranch, which is substantially different from the real stuff.

I wish this English project was easier.

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get LOST

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED. YOU PASS IT VERY EASILY AND IT ENDS UP ADVANCING YOU UP BY 5 GRADES. THIS MEANS THAT YOU MOVE TO A HIGHER LEVEL OF EDUCATION, AND CAN NO LONGER SEE YOUR FRIENDS. YOU BECOME SO DEPRESSED THAT YOU THROW YOURSELF OFF OF A CLIFF. HOW SAD.

I WISH THERE WERE NO CONSEQUENCES FOR UNETHICAL ACTIONS.

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Wish granted! I am now free to bash your head in unethically for leaving caps-lock on, because that's annoying. o_o;

I wish my vocal range was...more feminine

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get LOST

Your wish is granted. You are magicly transformed into Celine Dion. Do I need to explain to you why being Celine Dion is a bad thing?

I wish I had an inanimate carbon rod.

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YOU GET SAID ROD. UNFORTUNATELY, A WIZARD COMES BY AND CURSES IT, AND IT BECOMES ANIMATE. YOU DIE.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I'M PLAYING THE WILL POWER GAME! YEAH, IT ANNOYS ME TOO.

I WISH THIS TABLE WERE MADE OF WOOD.

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Your wish is granted: The table your computer is on is now made of wood. Unfortunately, it's also on fire. Enjoy your flaming table.

I wish I was a Cheat Commando.

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You get shot by blue Lazers. Gee...

I wish the ytmnd I URL'D! would get Strong Rad to laugh.

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He laughs, but it's at you.

I wish I could shoot laz0r beams from my eyes!

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Granted. You are unable to control your power, and you wind up killing everyone you love, from your parents to your friends to almost all of the forum peoples.

I wish I were better at art.

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You are ending up getting envied by Musachan, who kills you.

I wish for a YTMND that doesn't insult Hilary Duff or bash her in any way.

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People make a bunch of new YTMNDs, but they all make fun of you instead.

I wish I received a Wiki Forum Award.

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That may come true.

I wish I could adopt this poor blind pup that was dumped on the road 12 days after birth.

Granted. It grows up into a sociopathic attack dog that kills you.

I wish Paul was my boyfriend.

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You guys date for a while, but Paul dumps you for a department store mannequin. Then he complains that there's not enough communication in his relationship.

I wish Clan would disappear!

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Clan disappears, but only for 5 seconds. You missed him in your thoughts.

I wish that only Hilary Duff wishes are in this game.

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Granted. All of them end in Hilary Duff being killed horribly.

I wish Clan would shut up and go away.

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He does, but he appears in every one of the girls' dreams for 8 years.

I wish that lamp had a blacklight bulb in it.

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It does. But the bulb shatters and shards of glass cut your eyes. Now your blind.


I wish I had Skittles right now. Mmmm..

Here ya go! They only expired 10 years ago.

I wish trolls never existed.

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Trolls like Necromancer and Devil of Firewalls are gone, and there's peace everywhere. But there's famine, too.

I wish to see a Hilary Duff picture worth seeing.

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Granted. It's a picture of her being impaled on a large spike.

I wish I lived in the year 3000.

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You'd end up in MST3K, which takes place in 3000 A.D.

I wish that Crow and Tom Servo did voiceovers of my fanfic of Bonus Stage.

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[It's called RUIN the Wish. Not grant the wish.]

They do a guest ep, but it's so degrading that people literally laugh at you through your compy monitor.

I wish Ace were an Oscar Mayer weiner...

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