Your head a-splode.
I wish for world domination.
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| Author: | Occasional JD [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:24 am ] |
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All of your friends and family members went into a coma over hearing you spew out random psycho-babble. Hope you're happy! I want a pizza. |
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| Author: | The Cup of Coffee [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:31 am ] |
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You get one. It has mushroom. BAD! I wish I could play FIFA 06. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:17 pm ] |
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No men's soccer sucks. I wish I had a BMW. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:42 pm ] |
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You get all that. You also get an annoying little kid in stripey overalls and his identical pet monkey. They pretty much follow you around the rest of your life and annoy the living crap out of you. SPRAGGLE & CHIMCHIM'D!! I wish for a coffee cup that automatically magically refilled itself. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:47 pm ] |
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You get it, but you wish is misinterpreted and you get coffee mixed with Ex-Lax. Bad Day. I wish a little of the root of all evil, money. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:02 pm ] |
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You get a root of evil. It grows into a giant flower of doom. And the only way to stop it is for The Tick and Arthur to sing show tunes to it. I wish for a rack of BBQ ribs. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:11 pm ] |
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You get OMGWTFBBQ! ribs I wish I stayed at the Marriot. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:13 pm ] |
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You stayed at the Marriot. Permanently. By getting buried in their basement. And it's one of the old ones that doesn't get high speed internets, either. I wish for world peace. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:48 pm ] |
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Everyone and everything dies. Way to go, joik! Oh well, with everything gone, there's no fighting. I wish I didn't have to be at work. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:18 pm ] |
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Wish granted, you're fired. I wish I had one of these time watches that you can stop and resume time with, and that it would never brake, and that I wouldn't also be stopped when I used it. |
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| Author: | DeathlyPallor [ Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:42 am ] |
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Well, the watch doesn't brake per se... since it is not a vehicle or a wheelchair. But, what it does do is slip from your fingers and shatters upon the ground, leaving you frozen in time posing in an embarassing position. I wish for this wish to not to have an anti-climactic resolution, making the wish in vain. |
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| Author: | Parlod [ Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:19 pm ] |
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Your head a-splode. I wish for world domination.
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:17 pm ] |
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You abort your plans when you meet a rough trip named Jill. I wish for Hulk like stength. |
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| Author: | DeathlyPallor [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:39 am ] |
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(world domination? Leave that to the religious zealots and the republicans! ~ The Monarch from The Venture Bros) hehe Ok, you get that kind of strength. But, while you are trying to adjust to it, you break an incredibly expensive vase. You summarily say "D'oh" slap your forehead... ripping it from your neck and making it bounce down the stairs. Congratulations you're dead. I wish the apocalypse would just hurry up and happen.. I'm missing the Simpsons. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:46 am ] |
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Granted. You wind up in Hell for some reason, and you are annoyed by Satan for all eternity. And there's no Simpsons. And it's on the sun. I wish I had this shirt, and that it fit me. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:48 am ] |
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Yeah, you come to Matt Groening's funeral wearing that peice of crap. HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW?! Anyways, my wish is to have a rewarding relationship with Shippinator Mandy. We could punch happy people and make them sad. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:50 am ] |
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Granted. Eventually, I go crazy from having to be around you all day, and I kill you. It's ruled to be justifiable homicide. I wish Clan would stop hitting on me. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:58 am ] |
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Too bad that wish is unpossible to make. Disable No Toppings' love with Mandy. Permanently. |
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| Author: | DeathlyPallor [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:47 am ] |
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Quote: Too bad that wish is unpossible to make.
Tough, your wish is shattered when you find out Hilary Duff was stalking you. She finds out about you being infatuated with another, and gets her vengeance Stephen King's Misery-style. Read the book. Enjoy having functioning ankles in this current moment... I wish for cheese. Lots and lots of cheese. |
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| Author: | Exhibit A [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:50 am ] |
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You get so much cheese you are buried alive and suffocate. I wish I was a Jedi. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:52 am ] |
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You endeth up a Sith. I wish I had the 7 Chaos Emeralds. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:04 am ] |
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I refuse to grant that wish on the grounds that you wouldn't grant mine. I wish Clan would leave me alone. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:08 am ] |
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Shippinator Mandy wrote: I refuse to grant that wish on the grounds that you wouldn't grant mine.
I wish Clan would leave me alone. WHY???? (Grant me my previous wish, d00d) |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:09 am ] |
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Not until you grant mine. It's awfully hypocritical of you to refuse to grant my wish, then whine when I refuse to grant yours. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:12 am ] |
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Shippinator Mandy wrote: Not until you grant mine. It's awfully hypocritical of you to refuse to grant my wish, then whine when I refuse to grant yours.
I can't grant yours because I'm pretending to like you more than a friend. LOL you fell for it! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BTW, Toastpaint. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:16 am ] |
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I still don't like you. So grant my wish, and I'll grant yours. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:17 am ] |
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Clan will shut up and kill Evil to not hit on Mandy. (Now grant my wish) |
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| Author: | Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:21 am ] |
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you Freeze in Level nine of Dantes Hell, you are eaten for eternity in the third mouth of Lucifer. i wish for a White Fender Stratocaster with Whammy bar. |
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| Author: | DeathlyPallor [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:22 am ] |
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Fine, you can have it. It comes disassembled. Ok... I wish for the $50 bucks you owe me for the perscription of vicodin for the migraines you are giving me... and that heavy mining equipment falls on Clan for instigating. NOW, TOASTPAINT. |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:29 am ] |
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Granted. There's no way I can ruin that wish. It makes me too happy. But...um...you get the flu for some unrelated reason. I wish Clan would shut up and stop posting annoying and stupid things on the BSWiki. |
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