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Author:  Exhibit A [ Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:50 am ]
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You get it, but the plate is so huge you can't get up to the paella.\

I wish I had a new compy.
Author:  DeathlyPallor [ Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:57 pm ]
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Granted. It's slighty shotgunned though! :bubs:

I wish for a stepladder to get to the aforementioned paella! (have fun with this one :cheatgrin: )
Author:  Alberto [ Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:28 pm ]
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Wish not granted, but Your rights to over use HSR emiticons in Your posts have been taken away.

I wish one day Humans will finally set foot on Mars.
Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:44 pm ]
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Congradulations! you set Foot on mars! now there is a whole colony of FOOT men living on mars. they invade earth and destroy you for sending them there.

i wish for a giant spinner pendant about the size of a wall clock.
Author:  DeathlyPallor [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:08 am ]
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Granted, it's copper and your neck permanently turns green.

I wish for a lycopodium mask.
Author:  Jare [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:25 am ]
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Granted but its to small and it squeezes your eyeballs out and it they get dragged off by badgers, and jou get dragged of by a platypus, but it drops you in the street, then you get his by a MAC truck, a S.U.V, a Ford Truck, a Z24 Caviler, a 4-wheeler, and a motorcycle, the a Bicycle then a Trike then an obese old lady
Author:  Windee [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:55 am ]
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Jare wrote:
Granted but its to small and it squeezes your eyeballs out and it they get dragged off by badgers, and jou get dragged of by a platypus, but it drops you in the street, then you get his by a MAC truck, a S.U.V, a Ford Truck, a Z24 Caviler, a 4-wheeler, and a motorcycle, the a Bicycle then a Trike then an obese old lady


I wish Jare had made a wish. ;)
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:52 pm ]
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Jare makes his wish. He wishes an anvil to fall on your head. ANVIL'D!!

Type: I wish this chili were a little spicier.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:54 pm ]
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Granted. It's so spicy, you die from the spicyness.

I wish I had more pants that fit me.
Author:  Itsy Bitsy [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:50 am ]
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you got more pants that fit you... and then you ... uh... get hit by a semi for some reason.



i wish i knew what to wish for =\

i have a feeling i know whats gonna happen
Author:  Eragon [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:19 am ]
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Bang, and you remember that old lady with big humps.
Author:  Occasional JD [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:10 am ]
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Haha. You get a wish granted now.

I wish for a pile o' nacho!
Author:  ikwaylx [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:05 pm ]
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granted. But it's on you and you're so sticky, you die of suffication.


I wish I was rich, RICH I SAY!
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:08 pm ]
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You are rich. Because all the Mafia's money magically ended up in your bank account. Of course, the Mafia's not terribly happy with you now. In fact, they send some large guys to your house to "play a little tune on their violins," if you understand what I mean. Hope you like cement shoes. And sleeping with the fishes.

Type: I wish sausage could talk.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:31 pm ]
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Granted. It insults you. All the time. FOREVER.

I wish I was allowed to think, because I should be allowed to think.
Author:  Itsy Bitsy [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:41 pm ]
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you get to think and your head kersplodes.

i wish i had half life for the mac
Author:  DukeNuke [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:38 pm ]
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Granted. You can't install it, tough.

I wish I had the abillity to fall asleep in an instant whenever I wanted.
Author:  Exhibit A [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:40 pm ]
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Granted. Unfortunately, though, when you use the power, you never wake up.

I wish I had a tasty pie!
Author:  20X6_chairscoot [ Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:59 am ]
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Granted, You seem to like Cow pies

I wish I can meet Mike & Matt Chapman
Author:  Didymus [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:39 am ]
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You meet Mike and Matt Chapman. They hate you and kick you in the junk.

I wish for a nice tall cold one.
Author:  Parlod [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:06 am ]
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You get one, but it's so tall, that it completely blocks the Sun's light, and it's so cold (in addition to the blocked heat) that the world freezes over. And you turn into an icecube.

I wish for a pizza.
Author:  Alberto [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:58 am ]
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To bad, You get roasted plague rat.

Gimme a bike.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:09 am ]
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Granted. It's a bike intended for 5-years-old girls.

I wish I was some kind of awesome robot-type.
Author:  Occasional JD [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:17 am ]
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You are. Unfortunately, you materialise over a lake, shorting out your circuts, bringing DEATH TO YOU!

I wish for a wish not to be granted.
Author:  DukeNuke [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:00 am ]
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Granted. Some five years old didn't get his favourite toy for his birthday. You meanie.

I wish TBC would update ever so often!
Author:  Occasional JD [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:13 am ]
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They do. They start flooding out updates every second, then the site crashes down on itself. Then this forum is flooded with "OMG WERE HSR!?" So the forum shuts down on itself. Forever. Good job, Duke!

I wish for a coaster.
Author:  20X6_chairscoot [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:12 pm ]
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Granted, you didn't get the assembly manual though

I wish I go to heaven when I die
Author:  Didymus [ Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:25 pm ]
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Okay. You end up becoming that one thief that was crucified beside Jesus. So after hours and hours of horrendous torture, you finally make it, but only because Jesus promised you would.

I wish tacos could swim.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:07 am ]
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Granted. They swim at you while your swimming and attack you. You dead.

I wish my feet weren't so cold.
Author:  Parlod [ Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:11 am ]
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Granted. Your feet burst into flame.

I wish I wasn't awesome.
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