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| Author: | Homsar Fan [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Wish granted, but you instead posted a bomb threat and now the FBI is surrounding your house. I wish I had a banana that was purple. |
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| Author: | Askingforachallenge [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. Now it's an eggplanana. Aliens kidnap you and interrogate you on why you have one of thier legendary fruits on your planet. You can't answer. They shoot you with a beam rifle. You dead. Thanks for playing. I wish for a lobster, cooked and buttery. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. It's an Europa-pean lobster. {Drive-Thru Whale comes up next to Askingforachallenge} DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Hey, can I have some? ASKINGFORACHALLENGE: Nah! DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Well, fine then... {Drive-Thru Whale eats Askingforachallenge. Game overed. Thanks for playing.} I wish people were nicer to me. |
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| Author: | Askingforachallenge [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. Everyone is nicer to you. However, a guy named Everytwo hates you and assassinates you because he is jealous of you new popularity. You dead. Thanks for playing. I wish these pop-ups would go away... |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
ert+ y76p; '0lu8jykee;u4p;e'/Rh Askingforachal15456`-------++++++gf +++++-//==========/*8901ikg You now have 423,827 viruses, but no popups. Say hi to that HTML on your wall for me. I wish I had HTML on my wall. |
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| Author: | Askingforachallenge [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
fwqhgads fwqhgads fwqhgads fwqhgads BEEEP! *some of my buses1!!1* ==+=+-454546654768u46416b57-\j68n586n6 83♣ I wish for 400000 pizz points. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. You also get pizza trolls. I wish for a proton. |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. It's a proton that decayed from an atom of uranium, thus setting off a gigantic nuclear reaction that engulfs wherever it is you live. I wish I wasn't so easily distracted. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted, but now everyone else on the planet--OH LOOK! A BEAVER! I wish for an end to "Thanks for playing" jokes. |
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| Author: | Askingforachallenge [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. The world is now boring so you slowly die of a lack of fun. You- I wish for a "no facepalm" rule at the forum. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted, but they didn't say anything about... *FACEBUTT* I wish Facebook was called Facebutt. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
It is. Now nobody uses it. I wish 4chan never existed. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted, but somehow this causes mankind to be infected by an incurable virus. I wish that my computer had a "head-desk" button. |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
granted, but then it a splodes i wish this was that and then over there |
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| Author: | Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Too bad, Then is now. I wish for a pet cat named Lunch. |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Ok. Said cat is also made of lunch: a hulking conglomeration of salad, cold cuts, and sliced bread. Needless to say, this abomination drives you mad. I wish I was the world's greatest ballroom dancer. IantheGecko wrote: It is. Now nobody uses it. This is in no way a ruining. 
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| Author: | Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
You are, but you are so good, that all of the dances that are used today are so far under you that you cannot even do them. I wish for Cheese. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. The moon knocks Earth out of orbit and it crashes into the Sun. I wish people didn't care so much about random celebrity's weight. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. They're all obsessed with your weight instead. I wish I was built like Bolo from Enter the Dragon and could fight like him, too. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
My head explodes from not having heard of Enter the Dragon, and you have to clean up the mess and get me a 1-Up Mushroom. I wish I had answered this-guy's wish about random celebrities' weight before it's a lion! did. |
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| Author: | it's a lion! [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted, but your answer wasn't that funny and this thread died, oh and also TIME PARADOX SNAAAAAAAAAKE!! I wish that I was Solid Snake. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted, but the player isn't that good and you die. I wish I knew what Solid Snake has to do with a time paradox. |
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| Author: | 16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
"OH MY GOD A TIME PARADOX! I'M BEING SUCKED INTO THE VORTEX!!!" "Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAKE!!" I wish that I was certain about that last answer. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. It turns out to be wrong anyways. (I'm not actually sure; I've never played the Metal Gear series) I wish the following statement were true. I wish the previous statement were false. |
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| Author: | Homsar Fan [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Erm... Granted? But everyone's mind implodes because of confusion. Great job. I wish I was teh awsom!!!!11!!one!eleven!!!!!onehundredeleven!!111! |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. You are the awesome eleven, one, eleven, one hundred eleven, one hundred eleven. In other words, you're zero divided by zero, since that is the only thing that can be equal to more than one number at a time. And since you're 0/0, only some programming languages believe that you exist. I wish I had a programming language that believes that Homsar Fan exists. |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. Your program soon realizes that it has achieved human levels of intelligence and tries to kill you with laser beams. It's probably successful. I wish TheHumanScreenshot had heard of anything, ever. |
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| Author: | gino [ Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted, but what he heard of was the day pudding was invented. Not that useful. I wish for a clock. |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
You get a defective alarm clock. The defect is it's set to go off every ten minutes and there's no way to turn it off. I wish it wasn't so hot out. |
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| Author: | TheHumanScreenshot [ Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ruin a Wish |
Granted. You freeze to square. Dark Grapefruit wrote: I wish TheHumanScreenshot had heard of anything, ever. I wish I knew why Dark Grapefruit said this. |
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