Ruin a Wish

Aussieguy · **Posted:** Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:25 am

Granted, but that sets the whole world economy off balance so now everybody has no moneys, great jorb!!!

I wish that I had 11 million cookies stuffed down my throat.

this-guy · **Posted:** Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:11 am

Granted. You have 11 million cookies stuffed down your throat.

I wish for a QL at my GFAWIIF with her SIHH.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but now thats all you can say and you are sent to a mental instatute

i was i was better at drawing and such

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:14 pm

Granted. You get MS Paint.

I wish I had controllable super speed.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:05 pm

Granted. You go to a bar, get drunk, drive while drunk, get arrested, and get put in jail, all in 1 millisecond. Yes, the cop had super speed too.

I wish the cop didn't have super speed.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:11 am

Granted. now you have to go back in time and fix that last guys wish, or at least your post, to conform to this new come-uppance. you are too lazy and the apocolypse happens in 1 millisecond somehow. the world is weird like that.

i wish my face was round and yellow, i didnt have a nose, and my eyes and mouth were made just from lines of pixels.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:17 am

Granted. You are now a smiley. Prepare to be considered spam.

I wish the TV in my room had better reception.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Granted, but due to a side-effect it's 2009, and you don't have a converter box thing. Enjoy your worthless box.

I wish for today to be yesterday.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:32 am

Granted. Now in a few hours, it will be today again, and you'll wish for that again, it'll be granted again, in a few hours, it's today again, you'll wish again, and it ends up an endless cycle of the last 4 1/2 hours of yesterday and the first 19 1/2 hours of today. Well, in my time zone it is.

I wish the square root of orange was lemons.

poopskin · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:35 am

Granted. the sacred balance of citrus breaks, and the universe slowly unravels.

I wish i had MOAR SODA!

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:37 am

Granted. It's soda made from a fruit called a moar, which tastes terrible.

I wish for percent signs.

poopskin · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:45 am

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They aren't ALL Percent signs!

I wish for a solid gold copy of EarthBound.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:46 am

granted!

how are you going to play it?

i wish for a pet dodongo.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:50 am

Granted. Um, what's a dodongo? Never mind, it just ate you.

I wish more people would like backwards music.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:54 am

granted. now all the music is backwards because people enjoy it so much and people eventually start TALKING backwards.

.skcus dlrow siht

i wish for a new pair o' shoes.

poopskin · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:56 am

The next day at the park, some grody old guy in a speedo walks up to you and pees all over them.

I wish i knew why i had said that.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:00 am

granted.
the answer is 42.

i wish i could see "dont mess with the zohan" right now.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:01 am

Granted. It's because you want to get banned. THAT wish gets granted too.

I wish there were a fourth dimension, other than time or warp factor.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:24 am

Granted. Except there was always a fourth dimension, in fact string theorists believe there are actually 11 dimensions. So... absolutely nothing happens. Enjoy?

I wish I could beat Air Man.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:07 pm

Granted. You beat him. You now realize you are a loser for playing Megaman 2 when Megaman V is obviously superior. You dead. Thanks for playing.

I wish I hadn't beaten Twilight Princess yet and that there were some sort of alternate ending.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but the alternate ending sucks more than the original

i wish this wish gets ruined

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:38 pm

ERROR. CANNOT COMPUTE. NOW ACTIVATING RANDOM QUOTE MODE.

It's light green!! I have to spell check my alarm. DaAaAAAAaaaAaaAAA, I'm a Nintendo classic! WARNING CHALLENGER APPROACHING! I'm seventy or shoe! He keeps the fork, though. Slithy toves?

(I dare you to identify all of those.)

I wish I had picked out more quotes just then.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:39 pm

Granted but the Excessive Quote Killbot killbots you.

I wish I had an army of killer killbots.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:43 pm

Granted. Your killer killbots killbot your other killbots leaving you will no killbots to kill your killers. you killed. thanks for playing.

i wish for a sailboat.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:47 pm

Granted. Satan gives you a boat made of sails. Naturally it doesn't float all that well...

I wish this was bat country.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:54 pm

Granted, but cat country is better.

I wish this was cat country.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:53 pm

Granted, but you can't stop here. This is cat country.

I wish Leonidas had kicked Rosie O'Donnell into the bottomless Sparta pit instead.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:24 pm

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

Required file(s) missing:

who_is_leonidas.txt
who_is_rosie_o_donnell.txt
what_is_bottomless_sparta_pit.txt

System failure. You dead. Your score was NaN out of 200. Play again? (Y/N)

I wish summer vacation would last forever.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:24 pm

Granted. NEVERENDING SUUUUNBUUUUUUUURN...

I wish that I could change gender at will.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:52 pm

Granted. Now all the gay people tie you up and force you to tell them your secret.

I wish I had never posted this.

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