Ruin a Wish

this-guy · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 10:08 am

Granted. Now you wish you didn't.

That's another wish.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 1:47 pm

It suuuure is.

I wish I could learn everything really quickly. Like Sylar.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 4:01 pm

Granted, but you're allergic to brains and you die.

I wish for a starring role in the new Star Trek movie.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but all the star wars fans kill you

i wish i knew why the rivalry between star wars and star trek is like the rivalry between the montreal canadians and the toronto maple leafs

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 4:30 pm

Granted. The Maple Leafs are like STAR WARS in that they are a once-great franchise that now sucks hard. This knowledge depresses you and ruins what little love life you had.

I wish for the abolition of internetspeak.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but now the internet doesnt exist anymore

i wish ...

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 4:35 pm

Granted, but . . .

I wish the words would leap from my mind to the page.

this-guy · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 4:36 pm

Gra…

I wish the internet were back.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Granted, but the inter-speak comes back too.

I wish for $3.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 4:42 pm

Granted, but you get a $3 bill. Sadly, NOT LEGAL TENDER (not even at Bubs').

I wish for stealthy super powers.

Aussieguy · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:48 am

Granted but now no-one ever notices you, ever, you go psycotic yelling "I'm here!!! I'm here!!!" and no one notices.... um, yeah...

I wish that everyone would get along.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:36 pm

They do.
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Man this is boring...
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Someone do something!
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I wish there were no advertisements

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Granted, but advertisements are used to pay for T.V. shows, and most websites. Now theres no TV or internet.

I wish for a... thing.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 2:32 pm

Granted. It's a "terrible thing." (CLOVERFIELD REFERENCE!)

I wish for my very own a The Cheat!

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted but he only listens to strongbad

i wish for a place to hide me stash of halloween candy

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 5:02 pm

Granted. You hide it in your colon. The bag bursts, sending you into a diabetic coma.

I wish for the power to dodge anything.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 5:20 pm

granted. you dodge the wish that i granted you, canceling the wish, therefore making you dodge everything again, so you dodge the wish again. things continue in a similar fashion and your mind eventually explodes from the paradox.

i wish for a girlfriend.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but you go into depression cuz of it

i wish for sound

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 5:14 pm

Granted, now you have a lovely high-pitched screech ringing through your ears at all times. Also, I eat your taco.

I wish I had more adventures in Kingdom of Loathing.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 5:30 pm

Granted, but you wasted them all on the Lemon Party Slots and all you got were three lemons and an orange.

I wish that everyone liked Homestar Runner dot com!

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 5:32 pm

Granted. TBC die from exhaustion, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT. You slowly die of insanity.

I wish I didn't have a wish.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 5:34 pm

Granted. PARADOXICAL CONUNDRUM!!! *boom*

I wish that Canada's national anthem was Everybody to the Limit.

Starcraft Maniac · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 5:36 pm

Whatever.
...I couldn't ruin that more than it is. At least O Canada! was fun to sing...

I wish that I was past this MONSTER hard spot in Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rise from the Ashes.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 5:38 pm

Granted, but your DS immediately melts in your hands.

I wish I had defenestration superpowers.

Homsar Fan · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 9:23 pm

Granted, but your powers are lost in the mail. Stupid overseas postal service!

I wish the muffin man would personally deliver me a whole bunch of blueberry muffins!

Aussieguy · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 1:49 am

Granted, but someone steals those muffins on the way, stupid muffin man with no security around him.

I wish that my wish didn't have to do with mail or packages!!

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 3:47 pm

Granted. You get $5 that spontainiously combusts when you hold it. Weird.

I wish I was the Lord of the Dance.

Homsar Fan · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 5:39 pm

Granted, but you break your neck while dancing off a canyon.

I wish I was cool.

Aussieguy · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 8:59 pm

Well you didn't define which cool, so your whole body gets frostbite, nice.

I wish that I was popular!!!

MagicHero · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 9:09 pm

Granted. You have become very popular with the entire cockroach population- I will say no more.

I wish I lived in Homestar's world.

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