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Author:  Didymus [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:16 am ]
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Strong Bad turns into a whiny emo nerd. Now all of his emails are about boring and depressing stuffs.

I wish the Jhonka and the Kerrek would start their own internet service provider.

Author:  Shwoo [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:33 am ]
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The ads are flashy, but the service is so slow that it takes a year to download a Homestar Runner cartoon.

I wish for a fish.

Author:  Didymus [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:03 pm ]
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*BLING!!* You get a fish. A Shark, to be specific. And he's being held by a Bear. BABY-STOLE'D!! *mysterious myth music*

I wish all the evil people in the world had cuddly puppies.

Author:  buhubs [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:56 pm ]
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The evil people think it's a food and eat them and need something to was down with it, then they see you!

I wish everything went my way

Author:  Didymus [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:27 pm ]
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Everything goes your way. Or more precisely, everything in the world starts flying straight for your head. First it was a couple of cushions and pillows, next is was several hundred anvils, some pianos, and at least a couple of aircraft carriers. SQUISHINATED!!

I wish flying monkeys would attack the King of Town.

Author:  Teh Champeenship [ Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:43 pm ]
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granted. But you and the KOT switched bodys so....your attacked.


I wish for a wish

Author:  Didymus [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:29 am ]
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*BLING!!* You get a wish. And you promptly wish for another. And thus begins the endless cycle of death.

I wish the KOT would rule the world with an iron fist.

Author:  ready for prime time [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:57 am ]
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and now you have to eat butter-da!


i wish i could get a Dukes of hazzard mousepad that doesn't just feature daisy in small garments.

Author:  Didymus [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:49 pm ]
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*BLING!!* You get a Dukes of Hazzard Mouse Pad... FEATURING BOSS HOGG IN SMALL GARMENTS!! JIBBLY JIBBLY JIBBLY!!

I wish giant flying nuclear pizzas would attack France.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:47 pm ]
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Granted, but the French respond with Thermonuclear French Bread Pizzas.


I wish Metallica would do guitar solos again.

Author:  Dewy [ Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:20 pm ]
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...good luck with that one.


I wish I had a kagillion dollars.

Author:  bwave [ Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:11 am ]
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You get it. Then the inflation rate in the world goes up, and an angry mob burns your money for crashing the stock market. Also sony raises The PS3 to a kagillion and one dollars.

I wish I had a genie in a bottle.

Author:  Droideka [ Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:18 am ]
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You get your wish, unfortunately, the genie is out to destroy all of mankind.

I wish I had a 1,000 dollar paintball gun.

Author:  bwave [ Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:54 am ]
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You get it. Unfortunately, your friends all get real guns and decide to take the game up to the next level.

I wish someone would PM me.

Author:  ready for prime time [ Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:12 am ]
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you do! too bad it's from me.


i wish for more macaroni & cheese. edible, cooked, good quality brand, large serving, not poisoned, fresh cheddar.

Author:  Shwoo [ Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:14 am ]
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It's crawling with ants. Not the poisonous kind.

I wish I hadn't disgusted myself with the above comment. I love macaroni and cheese, and hate ants.

Author:  Teh Champeenship [ Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:53 am ]
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Granted. Now everyone including the manager is disguted of you and you get banned

I wish for the HORRIBLE dub of One Piece to end

Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:40 am ]
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Granted. Eh...I'm not sure how to spoil this one, honestly.

Okay, 4Kids replaces it with an even more horrible one. There. :P

I wish for something hilarious.

Author:  Neoguy [ Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:12 am ]
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Well, er...It is hilarious, but it kills you...Somehow.
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I wish for to have a good wish to think of...

Author:  DumDeDum [ Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:57 am ]
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You do. You die...


I wish for many a Magic Marker.

Author:  buhubs [ Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:05 am ]
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There you got 1 million magic markers, 1 million magic markers that don't work.

I wish bwave was back

Author:  Didymus [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:04 am ]
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You get bombarded with beta waves. TOTALLY FRIED!

I wish that a ghost.

Author:  Cyberdemon [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:47 pm ]
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*Ba-Da-BOOM* That a ghost, it curses you. JINX'D

I wish I was immortal

Author:  Didymus [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:02 am ]
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BLING! You're now immortal. Unfortunately, you continue to age. You get Alzheimer's at 70 and end up in a nursing home. After about 200 years or so, you turn into a gerbil. Go figure.

I wish pepperoni were a vegetable.

Author:  Teh Champeenship [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:21 am ]
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It is. Unfortunatley Pepperoni now tastes horrible and it is off the market.

I wish Chris Farley came back to life.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:38 am ]
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I can't ruin that wish. I want him back too.


I wish for a lifetime supply of beer.

Author:  longo2guns [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:23 am ]
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haha wish granted. your girlfreind is a teetoller and dumps you, drunk bafoon.


i wish i had horns

Author:  Didymus [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:33 am ]
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Quote:
I wish Chris Farley came back to life.

I'll ruin it! Chris Farley comes back to life, but he's a Zombie With An Uncontrollable Appetite!! BRAIN EAT'D THE WHOLE USA'D!!

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i wish i had horns

BLING!! You get horns! And they keep you up all night long with their blaring HOOOOONNNNNNNNNNK'ing! Your bedroom sounds like a LA freeway at rush hour.

I wish the devil went down to Alabama instead.

Author:  weer5e [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:53 pm ]
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your wish is mine to play god and ruin, the divil now controls the whole northern hemisphere and you are now his pinapple slave.

Author:  Neoguy [ Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:05 pm ]
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To ruin your non-wish, I will make a wish.
(:eekdance: And do a TOTPD! :eekdance:)
I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

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