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You get more cowbell, lots more cowbell, but you are crushed under all the cowbell.

I wish for lawls.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

You get 4Chan.

I wish for Jesus to come give me some candy or something.

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(4CHAN IS A WIN.)

You get some cursed candy that turns into a rabbit with nasty sharp pointy teeth and bites your arms off.

I wish for Mudkips, because I liek them.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

You get them. They go to other people, because they liek mudkips tew.

I want some Second Coming In My Pants action.

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You do. Then you get a b& for LYK INAPROPRIYATE ST00F.

I wish for that Matt impostor to die.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

He does. Then the Mike impostor logs on and says Jackie is his wife. XD

I wish for the real Matt to beat the fake one up.

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He does. Then a fake Matt kills the real Matt.

I wish for death to all emos.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

It happens. You die. (jkjknobanplz)

I wish for this wish not to be ruined.

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A rather large PARADAWKS opens up and sucks you into the dimension of fail.

I wish for Fake Matt/Bush/Coach Z/etc. to die to death.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

He does...how do I ruin this...um...

There is no way to ruin this wish.

I wish there was some way to ruin that wish so I didn't fail.

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You realise that Kariia could be implicated for murder for wishing for Fake Matt's death, but then you realise that it's not your turn at the moment.

(Yeah, that's all I've got)

I wish I knew how to pronounce Kariia.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

You figure out how to say it, but then you forget.

it's car-ee-yah.

I wish for some non-spoiled non-cursed non-evil non-ruined pie.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

the pie is so good and so awesome you cant bring yourself to eat it

i wish i had a formula 1 racecar

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Bubs: I never pass up a chance to stick it to the man!

It does, but as soon as you're about to skid through the 2nd curve, you forget how to drive it. The car flips out of control, tosses around for 20 seconds, and bursts into 30 foot flames, which therefore shreds you into a million peices. You are taken to the hospital to be treated for burns.

I wish that all the dead musicians that were good would be reincarnated from the dead(while not undead and being non-decomposing) and reunite their band.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

They're all reincarnated...AS GERBILS!! Oh, well. At least Jimi Hendrix has an excellent exercise wheel.

I wish for my own phoenix.

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[s]Unfortunately, the band consisting of Beethoven, Brahms, Bach, Mozart, Chopin, and Haydn is so unpopular with the public that your favorite record label, with whom the band went, went bankrupt.[/s]

You get the entire city of Phoenix, AZ, and you're the mayor now. Whoopee. However, it's really hot down there, and you're not used to the heat, so you make some really bad decisions and get impeached or something. Good luck getting anyone from Arizona to like you again.

I wish for world peace.

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Okay. We've gone over this before. Everyone destroys their weapons, but then the aliens take over the earth using slingshots. Now we have to wait for someone to invent the Board With A Nail In It.

I wish Jello Pudding Pops would pop out of StrongRad's ears.

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They do. However, ol' Sree doesn't really appreciate the ear pain it's causing him, and he kills you for bringing it upon him.

I wish I could HUG a Mudkip! ^^ Not even OWN one, just hug one.

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You hug a mudkip. Unfortunately, it's a very fresh mudkip. By the time it's done, you feel like Funky's Raven action figure.

I wish the Atlantic Ocean would turn into chocolate pudding.

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You try to swim in it and drown.

...

Come on, man, TRY.

I wish that Coach Z's accent was fixed.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

It turns into Chocolate pudding. Unfortunately, all of the animals that need the salt water to live, die. Greenpeace beats the everloving crap out of you.

I wish bottles of Cabo Wabo would pop out of Didy's nostrils.

GRAH!! SIMULPOSTED!!!

Coach Z's accent is fixed, BUT it means that all he can say is cheese omelet in french.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Granted! But Didymus doesn't have a nose, just a Strong Bad esque mask, so the bottles just sort of a splode out his face. Conbobulations! You are covered in brains!

I wish that rap music never existed.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Done. I have hereby caused rap to unexist!

And also, I kinda, by mistake, also caused rock, pop, dance, classical, and pretty much everything except country to unexist.

I wish for zero to be my hero.

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You fall in love with a WWII Japanese fighter plane. Not the pilot, the plane. Unfortunately, your parents do not approve of the relationship - mostly because of the age difference and the being inanimate thing - so you elope. However, you find living in a Japanese aviation museum very tiresome, and your spouse very cold and terse (well, it is a plane after all - an inanimate object). You eventually go through a terrible divorce, and the plane gets custody of the kids. You swear you'll never fall in love with another aircraft again. That is, until you meet that sweet looking Corsair.

I wish Lord Voldemort were a sweet and kindly old gentleman.

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He is, but now Harry Potter is full of a bunch of plot holes. Namely how his parents got killed, who he was dueling with in the 4th book, and who the leader of death eaters are.

I wish that all normal people were blue men and blue men were normal people.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Wish granted. Now the blue man group comes to your house and kills you for ruining their gimmick.

I wish I could pass all my classes with little or no work.

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*POOF!!* All the people in the world turn into blue men. They are all no bigger than 3 apples tall, and they all wear white floppy hats. Not only that, but the original Blue Man Group all turn into Gargamels.

SIMULPOST'D!!

You get through school, passing all your classes with little study or work. You also turn into Jethro Bodine.

I wish Strong Sad would turn into Strong Glad.

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Turns out strong glad just smiles like an idiot all the time and wasn't as funny as strong sad

I wish for a peanut

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

you choke on it.

i wish for pain and suffering.

You get it. Pity you're only person who's suffering.

I wish Strong Bad and Strong Sad got along.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."