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Author:  Jimmie [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:35 pm ]
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Wish granted, but it makes everyone die. Including you.

I wish I had a hot girlfriend. ;)

Author:  DumDeDum [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:49 pm ]
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So hot she burns your hair off! She also dumps you.


I wish for a nice frog.

Author:  sbe-mail 22 [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:06 pm ]
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the frog eats you hole


I wish I was as strong as :sm:

Author:  firemarc924 [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:09 pm ]
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Youre muscles explode because your body is too small.

I wish I had the Bluth Company from Arrested Development.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:19 am ]
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You get arrested and have the time of your life in jail.


I wish I could pass "GO".

Author:  Neurario [ Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:39 am ]
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You do... on your third double-number throw. Off to jail with ye!

I wish that guy over there would stop spouting gibberish.

Author:  Sum 14 [ Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:50 pm ]
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He does... You get sued for it.

I wish Strong Bad would answer my email, not delete it, and not make fun of it.

Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:04 pm ]
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Granted! However, it's his last email. The Bros. Chaps end the website. *the price is right losing music!*

I wish I actually had musical skill.

Author:  DukeNuke [ Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:06 am ]
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Granted! You don't have anything to play, tough...

I wish Homestar would also check his email.

Author:  DumDeDum [ Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:02 pm ]
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He does, but he ends up checking the email on a CD player instead of an actual computer.

I wish for

Author:  Join The Homestarmy [ Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:19 pm ]
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Congrats! You get a blank spot. Unfortunately, you fall into it. There's no way out. Just keep falling 'til you die.

I wish for a taco.

Author:  DumDeDum [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:02 am ]
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You choke.


I wish for death.

Author:  phat magik [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:08 am ]
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And you recieve it! Oh wait, that's not death, that's 80's rock band "Def Leppard". How easy it is to mistake the two.

I wish that I had awesome mutant powers.

Author:  The Snork [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:29 am ]
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Wish granted! You become... Tumorous Timothy! Oh, and you have cancer. BUT YOU ARE TUMOROUS TIMOTHY! By the way, you're going to die. BUT YOU ARE TUMOROUS TIMOTHY!

I wish that more people would use the shift key.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:31 am ]
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Granted! You now have the amazing ability to grow your finger nails.

Author:  DumDeDum [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:35 am ]
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Your wish gets granted!

That's all that happens.


I wish for an acronym that wasn't crappy or gimicky.

Author:  20X6_chairscoot [ Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:52 am ]
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Granted, you got IWTNPWPSUC. You quickly forgot what it meant

I wish the next poster would post something uncreative.

Author:  MC Otaku [ Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:55 am ]
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Granted. You explode. And this message is so boring and uncreative that you are now unbearably bored.

I wish I were eating pizza.

Author:  Teh Champeenship [ Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:27 am ]
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Granted, your mom was in it and you are a cannibal. you also have cancer.

I wish for a bunny.

Author:  Kariia [ Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:49 am ]
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You get an evil bunny that eats you.

I wish for 4chan.

Author:  Rusty [ Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:54 am ]
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You get 4Chan

I wish for my parents to let me out of this closet.

Author:  netzen [ Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:56 am ]
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Your parents let you out of the closet....INTO A ROOM FILLED WITH TELETUBBIES!!!

I wish...I wish...I wish I had cheeks of steel!!

Author:  The Joe [ Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:56 am ]
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You stutter so much that your ceiling fan becomes loose and falls on your head.

I wish for a new video game.

Author:  ready for prime time [ Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:08 am ]
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certainly. you get a V-Smile.

i wish something terrible would happen to me.

Author:  The Snork [ Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:23 am ]
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Well, that speaks for itself.

I wish that everything in life were perfect.

Author:  topofsm [ Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:55 am ]
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Granted. But soon you get used to perfection, and it gets boring. Too bad things can't get any better.

I wish that I wasn't trapped in this stupid computer box.

Author:  Teh Champeenship [ Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:39 pm ]
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Granted. Your stuck in ANOTHER stupid computer box.

I wish for more Anime shows.

Author:  Kariia [ Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:45 pm ]
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You get moar anime shows....ABOUT FAT OLD GUYS!

I wish for epic win.

Author:  Rusty [ Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:48 pm ]
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You get an epic win, followed by a bunch of n00bs and Channers that make it an epic FAIL.

I wish for Jesus to come down and kick some a**.

Author:  Teh Champeenship [ Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:51 pm ]
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Granted. he kicks YOUR a**

I wish for more cowbell

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