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Granted, but now the rest of the world is boring...for some reason...and...Homestar is the only funny thing...and...uh...I'm not feeling very...creative...today...

I wish I was Jar Jar Binks.

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All-around screamfest! Get out there and represent I & I, Jah Jah Warriors!

Your grammar is so horribly altered that you are shot by an english teacher.

I wish I had an alarm clock.

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Wish granted. It never stops ringing which drives everyone around you crazy so you get gang-beaten.

I wish for a perfect wish.

Ok, you get it, but I just tell you what it is, and you have no more wishes left to wish for it. So it's just out of reach, torturing you.

I wish I had a life.

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Wish Granted. u hvae a lif in a mmorpg adn get pwned all teh tmie adn r a n00b. u gots no frends on it ether.

I wish I had Spore, the video game coming out this fall.

Oh, come on! How do you expect me to ruin the best game ever made?
Umm, you get it but the creatures you create are always killed in the cell game. Always.

I wish I was homestar.

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(THE ABOVE USER HAS BEEN BANNED)

Wish granted. You are Homestar Rennur the exact opposite of Homestar Runner. You are a terrible athlete and noone loves you.

I wish I had fifty punds of pencil shavings!

What's a "pund"? Oh, well. I'ma gonna guess that a "pund" is. . . a really sharp poisoned object that shoots poison at whoever has it. Yeah. There you go. 50 poisoned pencil shavings hurl themselves at you. Great jorb, dormwort.

I wish for techno music that doesn't suck!

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Congratulations, a good techno song comes out. It gets played so often you begin to hate it, and you tear your ears off because your favorite song is the new Macarena.

I wish for my own nunchuck gun and nunchuck gun lessons from Dangeresque himself!

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Dangeresque spills his reesy cup milkshake on you, and then breaks your nunchuks. tough.

I wish for someone to ruin my wish.

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Ruin'D! Hey, they just said that I had to ruin their wish. Since they wished for it, and I ruined it, I still did my job.

I wish that Green Day came out with a cool new CD showing their* musical talents.

*referring to Green Day themselves.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Greenday turns out to not have any talent, and their CD is burned by angry fans everywhere....including you.

I wish for pizza pie.

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This wish is confusing and so instead gives you Chicken Pot Pie.

I wish for a fish named Wanda.

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You get a fish named Wanda. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with water, so it dies before you can even get it home.

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie in the mail.

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Wish Granted. The cookie gets lost in the mail long enough for it to evolve into a mutant cookie and when you get it it eats you.

I wish for

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Congratulations! He eats your food, and smells like pea soup, and stands too close to you in lines while eating melty candy bars, and calls at you like you're a woman. Unfortunately, he's so cool, in a different way, that all your friends hate you now, and while he's asleep, you die of loneliness.

I wish for a year's supply of Melonade and Fluffy Puff Marshmellows to drink and roast on my new deck.

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As you were roasting your precious marshmallows, the deck caught the fire, you panic as your body gradually dies.

I wish this wish automatically ruins itself and get over it.

Done! it kicks itself in the teeth and throws itself over a cliff.

i wish i had a monkey-powered-cardboard-rocketbox

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too bad Target and all other stores are out for the rest of your life.

I wish i could meet TMBG

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I wish I could (and do) go to the Amazon rainforest.

since Jimmie didnt ruin your wish,i will take it for you.

you meet TMBG and they beat you up with an accordian until you bleed from your eyes.

you go to the Amazon but a logger cuts down a tree and it flattens you.

i wish for a mansion.

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Wish Granted! It comes with a screaming ghost, you get annoyed so badly you commit suicide.

I wish the Lappy Era would end already.

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Wish granted! You just ended the Strong Bad email era.

I wish I had the Nintendo Wii and all of it's awesome games.

You get a cursed Wii and eveything that the characters do in the games, you do the exact motions for the rest of you life and you can't get a date or nothing, you can't even eat.

I wish that I could control time.

You have the ability to control it, but you aren't too great at it. You end up tracking back time until you aren't born yet.

I wish no one will post after me.

Too bad.

I wish that all cockraoches in the world would die and disappear.

ok,all the cockroaches die but theres so many of them that everyone drowns in cockroach corpses.

i wish i had a shotgun that fired chainsaws.

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You do, but the ammo is too heavy for it to get shot anywhere, and they land on your foot, severing it.

I wish for world peas.

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Granted, you drown in peas.

I wish the KoT would go on a hunger strike

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He does, but once he goes on hunger strike, the input of food overrides the output (the KOT eating them) and the entire town of Free Country USA is covered in meat.

I wish that polka was mainstream music.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.