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Author:  Neoguy [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:01 am ]
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You meet her, but she is hit with- no...she's BURNINA- no, no...um...she died somehow.

I wish...for three wishes, and ONLY three, for this post. My first wish is to "SET UP SOMM-1 THE BOMB!!",my second wish is for "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!"!, and my third wish is to be able to "LAUNCH EVERY ZIG FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!" (Yes, Zero Wing references.)

:eekdance: :eekdance: TOTPD!!:eekdance: :eekdance:...'d!
Author:  EveryoneLovesStevenRight? [ Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:11 am ]
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I wish people loved me :O
Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:12 pm ]
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For Neoguy: Your wishes are granted. Congratulations - you're now an old, cranky Internet fad. Good luck knocking some sense into all those YTMNDing whippersnappers.

For Steven: Everyone loves you. Unfortunately, their love quickly escalates into a fangirl-like obsession, and you are promptly ripped into several small pieces and distributed among your many fans. The smarter ones pilfer your stuff and resell it on eBay to the rest of your fans.

I wish I had the ability to do all of my own homework, neatly and completely, in five minutes or less.
Author:  H-star-r!! [ Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:06 pm ]
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ok.

You use your powers to summon a supergenus to do your homework in less that 5 minutes. Un fortunently, he strikes back 3 weeks later, killing you.

I wish i Was JUST like Gabe/Joel/Tim

Gabe:Penny Arcade

Joel:Bonus Stage

Tim: CAD
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:37 pm ]
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Granted. You're like all 3 of them AT ONCE. You have some sort of freaky multiple personality disorder, and this makes it impossible for anyone to have a normal conversation with you. You die of lonliness, because you can't talk to anyone.

I wish I could steal whatever the next person wishes for!
Author:  H-star-r!! [ Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:03 am ]
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Homerun Starrer wrote:
Granted. You're like all 3 of them AT ONCE. You have some sort of freaky multiple personality disorder, and this makes it impossible for anyone to have a normal conversation with you. You die of lonliness, because you can't talk to anyone.

I wish I could steal whatever the next person wishes for!


HA, you can't bacause......

I wish that my old wish was wrong and i just acted like Gabe!
Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:27 am ]
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Your attempt to correct the horrifyingly complicated response to your previous wish just causes reality to collapse in onto itself. Way to go.

I wish there was a way to make this song even funnier.
Author:  The Snork [ Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:51 pm ]
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You become funnier than all others in the world. This leads you to become the toast of the forum (the town is too lazy to care), and all is idyllic and well. That is, until you die from shock when a paparazzi photographs you while you are meditating.

I wish I was a magical faerie.
Author:  Shadowflash [ Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:05 pm ]
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Wish granted, your now a fairy. However, none of your clothes shrink and the weight of them crush you.

I wish I was god.
Author:  Neurario [ Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:32 am ]
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You are. But ex-God God challenges you to an election, and wins by a landslide.

I wish my contributors weren't so lazy. (And yes, I admit I am also lazy)
Author:  Markie [ Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:01 am ]
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They get active and have less time for internet life.

I wish for A GLASS OF WATER, undrugged and with lots of minerals. Tasty minerals.
Author:  The_Fifth_Grade [ Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:38 pm ]
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Granted. You get a glass of water so enriched with iron that you die of metal poisoning. No drugs, plenty of minerals. Then when rigormortis sets in, you hand shrinks and shatters the glass container, rendering your corpse swiss cheese'd.



I wish gasoline didn't cost so much.
Author:  Kariia [ Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:38 pm ]
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Gasoline is free now, but water costs 800 dollars a bottle.

I wish there was a Homsar plushie in the store.
Author:  Bulldozer [ Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:36 pm ]
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There is a homestar plushie in the store, but it's laced with Anthrax, Smallpox, and all sorts of other debillitating and deadly diseases. You buy it, then die a slow and painful death over the course of a few weeks.

I wish I could harness the power of the sun and use it for global conquest.
Author:  Jedi Master Ninks [ Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:40 pm ]
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Wish granted. Unfortuneatly for you, by the time you harness all that power noone will be left on Earth, but you. You live the rest of your life with multiple personalities trying to conquer eachother.

I wish I had a lightsaber!
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:10 pm ]
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Granted. You have no idea how to use it, however. You end up chopping off a few of your limbs before you find the "off" switch.

I wish I had a real, working Lightsaber and training on how to use it.
Author:  Bulldozer [ Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:16 pm ]
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Granted. The Sith learn of it and, since you can't use the Force, wipe you out. Then the Empire destroys the planet, just to be safe. Way to go.

I wish I could time travel.
Author:  Jedi Master Ninks [ Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:18 pm ]
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Wish granted. Just as you finish your training with a Padawan lightsaber, when you are about to be ready to use one you get one. Going right through your stomach.

I wish that this wish will never be ruined.
Author:  topofsm [ Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:53 am ]
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K. You wished that your house was made out of crap though.

I wish that I could make my own self-sufficient country on a little island that nobody knows about.
Author:  Neoguy [ Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:04 am ]
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sure. But it is deserted. ((should be more verbose.))

I wish...for nothing.
Author:  firemarc924 [ Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:20 am ]
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Wish Granted. Your mind gets so confused by your own wish your head explodes.

I wish I had a puppy...
Author:  Bulldozer [ Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:50 pm ]
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Granted! You have a three-headed monster puppy, ala Fluffy from Harry Potter. It eats you.

I wish I could get some tasty ice cream.
Author:  netzen [ Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:58 pm ]
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You get all the ice cream in the world. Unfortunatly your gluttony causes you to suffer a major brain freze that will last forever!!!!
Author:  Peter222 [ Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:05 pm ]
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I can't ruin that. :p

I wish It wasn't so hot out.
Author:  Bulldozer [ Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:02 pm ]
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Okay. The sun suddenly fizzles out. You freeze to death, along with the rest of the planet.

I wish I could wish for a wish.
Author:  Neoguy [ Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:22 pm ]
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You wish for a wish. Unfortunately you waste that wish on a glass of water.

I wish for a pair of Sword-chucks. (8-bit theater)
Author:  Kariia [ Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:58 pm ]
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You get them, but they shatter into a thousand pieces that become lodged in your skull and you die.

I wish I had a Strong Sad plushie.
Author:  topofsm [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:06 am ]
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K. A hobo walks up into your trash can, reaches into the can, and pulls out a plushie. He gives it to you, but not after he pulls off the arm and starts eating it.

I wish that I could be on the forum longer.
Author:  netzen [ Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:13 am ]
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Granted!!! Unfortunatly all the cool people leave and you're stuck with a bunch of n00bs!!!
Author:  topofsm [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:25 am ]
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You wish for nothing! And that's what you have!

I wish that homestarrunner.com got funnier.
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