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I wish I was 6 feet tall.

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You become 6 feet tall but you trip on a sugar cube and it causes major pain

I wish strong bad would answer my e-mail

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

He deletes it before even reading it completely.

I wish I was in heaven.

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Done deal. But it is so boring up there, you decide to jump down to the other place.

I wish I didn't choke on a breath mint and throw up.

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GENGHIS KHAN!!!!!

Alright. Instead, you choke on a breath mint and die.

I wish I had some pizza.

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very well! but since you didn't mention if you wanted a topping, the cooks put one on any way, cockaroaches

I wish i had a sugar cube

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

There are ants all over it. You want it now?

I wish I were sleeping.

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Okay. however you don't notice the murder behind you cuz you're sleeping

I wish I had a driving
Liscence

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

That would be good, except you don't have a car to drive. Or any money to buy it.

I wish I had a video camera that I could use.

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You are. In face, your entire life is a dream. In reality you're in some hospital for people who can't wake up.

I wish I pwnt more.

You do pwn more. About 3% more than you used to. Isn't that gweat?

I wish I had had more coffee this morning.

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You get Funky's video camera. Unfortunately, the police catch you with it, and it has all kinds of Peeping Tom footage, which the police immediately assume you to be responsible for. THROW'D IN JAIL'D!!

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Okay you wished to be broke, ta-da

I wish I had a better laptop

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

You get a better lappy. It's the most advanced Lappy on the market. In fact, it's so advanced, it turns into a robot and fights crime. So every time you sit down to check your email, the Transforming Robot Lappy Crime Signal goes off, and your Lappy has to transform and go save the day. And computer games? You can't even get them good and installed before the Crime Signal.

I wish the Dark Lord Williamus Gatus were overthrown.

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Okay they do but, they take it literally. and they overthrow him squishing you

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

You wish for nothing. You disappear. There's No On Not Making That Wish!! AAAARRRRGGGGBLBLBLBLBLBL!!

I wish pizza grew on bushes.

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The poison results in me getting super powers! So ha!

I wish it was summer.

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Okay, but the squirrells eat all the pizza first

I wish for a throne, with cushions

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

*BLING!* It is now summer. Permanently. It's always hot. Within a few months, the polar ice caps melt, and you get eat'd by sharks with bears riding on them. EAT'D BY BEARS RIDING SHARKS!!

*BLING!* You get a throne covered with cushions. But you forgot to wish for any cup holders. So, when you sit down with your Root Booze, you don't have a place to put it. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I wish Iran didn't have a nuclear weapons program.

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*BWOINK!* They don't have any. Couldn't convince mr. Bush, tough. He's still invading that little country.

I wish man forgot how to create and/or use weapons.

All people everywhere forget how to make and use weapons. As a result, all the dangerous animals in the world rise up and eat all the humans: the Warwilfs, the Bampires, the Bears Holding Sharks, etc. Either that, or we get invaded by green octopus looking aliens armed with slingshots and boards with nails in them ("Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"). I forget which. Either way, mankind is doomed. And it's YOUR fault.

I wish that one lab mouse would finally take over the world.

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But!

Because of a certian sidekick named Pinky, you must do the same thing every night...

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!

I wish it would snow all year.

Oh, great. Now the world is frozen in another ice age. And penguins take over the world. We have to give them oodles of herring or they will "feed us to their pet polar bears."

I wish the government always told the truth.

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What the... how am I supposed to ruin that?? You've ruined my ruining!

I wish your mom was ruined.

Well that's all fine and great but didymus is vengeful

I wish i had a better dvd player

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Wish granted. Your DVD player is so good, your girlfriend gets the hots for it. Bye-bye, virginity.
I wish I owned the Redwall animated series.

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Granted! It turns out that they are on DVD, and they are scratchy.

I wish that I knew what impressed the lady types(humans).

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

The answer comes back...*drumrole*...and it is...NOT BEING TOPOFSM! Thank you for playing. Your consolation prise is this old blind puppy.

I wish the deer hanging on the wall could talk.

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Granted! but don't blame it on me that they're such chatter boxes

I wish watercolor was more manigable

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Unfortunately, the Wish Djinni doesn't know what "manigable" means. She assumes you said, "many gabled," so all of a sudden, your water colors are all about The House of the Seven Gables. Nathaniel Hawthorne would be proud.

I wish I had my own little pumpernickel tree.

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