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Author:  Bugkiss [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:06 am ]
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ed 'lim' smilde wrote:
181 DSOSs walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here". They say, "who's 'your'?"


What the heck?

Author:  Lunar Jesty [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:08 am ]
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181 what the hecks walk into a bar. The partender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." And the what the hecks say "It's because we didn't play the game, right?"

Ju Ju Bees.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:09 am ]
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181 Ju Ju Bees walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The Ju Ju Bees say, "Well, buzz off!"

Ballpoint pens

Author:  Bugkiss [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:29 am ]
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181 ballpoint pens walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The Ballpoint pens (except for one) say, "And your point is...?" The other ballpoint pen yells, "round!"

Scotch tape rolls

Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:05 am ]
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181 Scotch tape rolls walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Scotch tape rolls say, "Stick it where the sun don't shine, buddy!"

Speakers

Author:  SEAN'D! [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:57 am ]
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181 Speakers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Speakers say, "So thats how you 'tweet' us!"

You said it had to be lame.

Head bangers

Author:  Obomaru [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:57 pm ]
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181 headbangers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The headbangers say, "THEN YOUR HEAD WILL A SPLODE!"

Get it? Bang, a splode...
This is the lamest one yet.

Eekdancers

Author:  DukeNuke [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:14 pm ]
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181 Eekdaners walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Eedkdancers say, "OMGOMG ARRRGLGLGLBLBLBLBL!!!1! :eekdance: topd"

Warlocks

Author:  Eh! Steve! Resurrected [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:57 pm ]
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181 Warlocks walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Warlocks said, "ABRACADABRA! You do now!"

Psycologists

Author:  IantheGecko [ Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:09 am ]
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181 psychologists walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The psychologists say, "It's your mother's fault!"

Chairs

Author:  DukeNuke [ Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:39 am ]
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181 chairs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The chairs say, "What? Nono, we're looking for work here."

Spam singing vikings.

Author:  The Cup of Coffee [ Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:27 am ]
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Uh...

181 Spam singing vikings walk in to a bar. The Bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here." The vikings reply by singing, "Oh emm GEEEEEEEEE!!!"

That was bad. Real bad.


David Beckham

Author:  SEAN'D! [ Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:44 am ]
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181 David Beckhams walk into a bar. The Bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here." The Beckhams say, "Oh, I'll take it from the corner then."

Glowy Boxs

Author:  DukeNuke [ Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:10 pm ]
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181 Glowy Boxs walk into a bar. The Bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here." The Glowy Boxs say, "Oh, ok, we'll just glow somewhere else."

:poop: s

Author:  Eragon [ Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:30 pm ]
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181 :poop: s walk into a bar. The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here." The :poop:s don't say anything, because they don't know how to talk!

Gorillas

Author:  DukeNuke [ Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:26 pm ]
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181 gorillas walk into a bar. The Bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here." The gorillas say, "Well, you'll better start to, because we've just taken over the world."

Bartenders

Author:  IantheGecko [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:24 am ]
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181 bartenders walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The bartenders say, "So, where do YOU get a drink?"

French fries

Author:  Shopiom [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:29 am ]
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181 french fries walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve you kind here." The french fries then say, "Well, you don't have to have such a salty personality!"

Pieces of paper.

Author:  The Cup of Coffee [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:18 am ]
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181 pieces of paper walk into a bar.
Bartender says "Sorry, we don' t serve your type here."

They say "Why? Because we're A4?"

Nike Logos

Author:  SEAN'D! [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:15 am ]
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181 Nike Logos walk into a bar. Bartender says "Sorry, we don' t serve your type here." They say "Wow, what a tickhead!"

Basket balls

Author:  cyco [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:49 pm ]
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181 basket balls walk into a bar. Bartender says "Sorry, we don' t serve your type here." They say "comeon guys, lets bounce"


Pringle guys

Author:  IantheGecko [ Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:05 am ]
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181 Pringle guys walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Pringle guys say, "There's no fun to stop now!"

Mythbusters

Author:  cyco [ Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:11 am ]
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181 Mythbusters walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Mythbusters say, "I guess you wont find out how they ACTUALLY make that rare ale"


Idiots

Author:  Jello B. [ Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:19 am ]
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181 Idiots walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here."& The Idiots just sit down anyway.

Crows

Author:  cyco [ Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:44 pm ]
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181 crows walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here. They say "to his new car!"



sumos!

Author:  IantheGecko [ Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:48 am ]
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181 sumos walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The sumos say, "That chick over THERE is in a thong!"

Buttons

Author:  SEAN'D! [ Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:42 am ]
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181 buttons walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The buttons say, "Don't push us, bub."

Fires

Author:  DukeNuke [ Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:58 am ]
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181 Fires walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The fires say, "BURN!"

Teletubies

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:07 am ]
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181 Teletubbies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The purple one says, "I TOLD you it was my turn to pick!"

Furries

Author:  Jello B. [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:30 am ]
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181 Furries walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Furries say, "Even THIS guy doesn't know what we are!"

Frogs.

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