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The Crapples is a band that attempted to recreate the hip vibe of the 60s.

Keyword: attempted.

Throw Your Thighs Up In The Air

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a hard rock band that preforms while doing handstands.

"THE BAND THAT PLAYS THAT ONE SONG"

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

An avant-garde band that tried to be ironic by pushing like 13 singles at once, and not one but TWO debut CD's. They weren't bad, but unfortunately, they just flooded everyone with their stuff to the point of naseua.

CHUMP!

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A silly 90's punk band who suck and can't defend their coolness.

I want to be on TV

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Another one of those punk acts that thought they were being "cool" and "ironic." Now they're your typical, mainstream, formerly-indie loosers, who usually just go by IWTBOT (Pronounced "Iwitbot") now.

The Ooh La Las

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One of those hipster-rock bands that newspapers & magazines pick for UNDERGROUND ALBUM OF THE YEAR, yet never go anywhere. They just stand there. Literally.

Blarg

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A band whos lyrics are not actual words in any language. It's mostly "blarg" "bloosh" and "bligatooie".

Those Gators

2 words: Cajun rap.

The Maleficent Seven

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Death Metal. Not anywhere near Scandinavia.

KLLOR!

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Anyone for German goth synthpop?

The Last Big Thing

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"The Last Big Thing" is an adult contemporary band whose members were all apparently big fans of Beck, because most of their songs sound incredibly Beckish. However, they've got a few more upbeat songs that have gained some mainstream fandom.

The Orange Ladies

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One of those all-girl electroclash bands from Brooklyn. Nuttin' special.

The Heroes

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Alternative Rock for the ages.

Death by air

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Surf rock with ironically funny lyrics.

Caplin&George

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A folksy-sounding band, which is generally well-likedby people who like folksy-sounding bands, but if you dislike bluegrass, your ears are going to bleed at the twang in his husband-and-wife team's voices.

Hey Listen Listen

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A childrens band that told lessons, mostly about caring and sharing.

The Death Killers!

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Here's a hint of what to expect: They're Scandinavian.

Xarol

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Techno/Punk/jazz fusion. Trust me, you dan't wanna hear them.

Crizzzzzzaga!

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Jazz band that enjoys to sing in nonsensical words.

The Dells

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Computer geeks who use the technology of punk rock to rant about why the Gamecube sucks and why people should mutiny Bill Gates.

Fondue Resonate

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A new band that's sort of alt rock and sort of silly nonsensical children's band. A bit like They Might Be Giants, but slightly more emo. Actually not half band, if you're in to alt rock. Kinda reminescent of Barenaked Ladies, really.

Left Turn At Albequerque

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A great band of time and space, most of times they play a song which lyrics contains the secrets of solving world hunger and interuniversal peace. Their drummer, Hagman, Quit the band and is replaced with ghost of John. Today, they can be found in concerts, or maybe on tuesdays they stay in their garage ordering pizzas and watching horror flicks.

Blue Face Indahouse

3 words: Blue Man Rap.

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Uh, I guess I'll make up a name now.

Hitler's List of Undesirable Geniuses

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Dag, yo.

An indie punk band that likes to pull publicity stunts such as randomly showing up at venues because of "tour bus failures" and playing. They think it'll get them more listeners. ...It won't.

Who Was Justin

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A band made out of nerds making fun of a really cool guy in their school. They actually get famous for their single- Well, I think he's a loser, and that's what counts!, but the rest of their songs suck so bad that they are banned from itunes for costing them business.

tons o snot

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The freakin' heaviest all-Casio band you've ever heard. They were huge in Chicago in the early 90s.

The Pop

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A synth-heavy band that tried to capture the feeling of the 60's through music that sounds like it came out of an action movie. Actually, they're pretty good! Just repative. If you like jazz, though, you'll dig it.

So Much For Money

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Everyone's favorite punk, rock, metal, rap, new wave and/or synthpop group. They used to try to "get rich or die tryin'," but then they got rich and spent it all on makeup that made them look like goths, when they could've been buying influential rock discs or a PS3. A lesson learned.

Bawl Park: Byproduct Theory

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All-around screamfest! Get out there and represent I & I, Jah Jah Warriors!

So, like, do you listen to Christian skate punk?

Well, these guys are the exact opposite.

Don't ask; it's a long story.

The Greatest Light

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