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Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Sun Oct 09, 2005 10:25 pm ]
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It was a homeless man. Oh well. A flock of more homeless people lunge from the shadows and carry off his body.

Dance

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Oct 09, 2005 10:47 pm ]
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Square dancers run you over.

Jump.

Author:  Phlip [ Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:21 pm ]
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It was a dumb wall. You can't quite jump high enough.

Doink.

Author:  Didymus [ Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:07 am ]
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It was your boss. YOU'RE FIRED'D!!

Giggle

Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:13 pm ]
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It was a midget. He beats the everloving crap out of you.

Talk

Author:  Didymus [ Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:14 pm ]
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It was Coach Z. You get totally Creeped Out!

Thwacky!

Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:06 pm ]
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It was yourself HAHAHAHA.

talk

Author:  Mr.KISS [ Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:09 pm ]
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it was your mom, she shows embarrassing pictures of you naked playing a "broom guitar"


Jump

Author:  Didymus [ Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:26 pm ]
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It was a Pixel Scorpion from Pitfall! You soar over it, but it turns in mid-leap, and you land right on it's stinger. Dum De-DUM Dum DUuUuUuUuUM! [/Dragnet theme]

Jimmy Carter!

Author:  Norman Rorqual [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:00 am ]
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It was a funny Christmas card. You laugh until you nearly pass out. This doens't make any sense, but neither does using Jimmy Carter as a verb. (This one time there was a funny christmas card about presidents and jimmy carter...)

Joke

Author:  Didymus [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:59 am ]
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It was Drew Carey. He gives you 1000 pts, and tells you to go post on Irish Drinking Song.

p0wn!

Author:  Mr.KISS [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:05 am ]
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It was a lessr demon. You just make it but your lucky i didnt put you deeper in the wilderness.


pave

Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:21 pm ]
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It was a dirt road. Unfortunately, paving this road results in near-genocide of local woodland creatures, as they attempt to get across the new bypass to other parts of the forest on either side of the former dirt road. Way to go, jerk.

> Spin

Author:  Didymus [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:31 pm ]
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"Big money! Big money! No Whammies! And....STOP!" It was a Whammy. You = very losed!

Nukerwave

Author:  Bookworm [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:03 pm ]
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It was a fork. EXPLODED!!

Jump

Author:  Mr.KISS [ Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:12 pm ]
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it was your taxes, you get arrested for not paying them and get locked in a cell with Tiny: the bisexual albino


Dance

Author:  Didymus [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:09 am ]
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It was Didymus' Freestyle Mix on Acid Planet. You jam it on to the funky electro beat.

drink

Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:18 am ]
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it was a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Bam! You're probably going to be out of commision for a while. Yum, lemony.

> draw

Author:  Didymus [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:23 am ]
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It was Jitka. The town ain't big enough for you, Pilgrim! SHOOT'D!!

Splinkt!

Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:49 pm ]
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you try but you end up diyng somehow

-10000000000000000

your mom

Author:  Didymus [ Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:26 am ]
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Your mama so fat, when she went missing as a child, they put her picture on a can of lard.

Crikey!

Author:  Ch'mera [ Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:58 pm ]
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Steve Irwin fans flock to you, and are dissappointed. Way to go.

Use floater skill

Author:  Didymus [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:06 pm ]
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You summon the Air Ship. Now you can travel anywhere on the map. But wait, you're running through a hallway. You don't have a map, and even if you did, an Air Ship wouldn't do you much good in a hallway. WASTE OF TIME'D!!

Click.

Author:  Mr.KISS [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:26 pm ]
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it was a nun. She beats you three times with her ruler for pressing her nose like some sort of a button. WELT'D!!!


Snorkle

Author:  Jonn-E [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:28 pm ]
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but you convert her 2 homestaria
so she beats up :pom:

Author:  Ath-a-late [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:44 pm ]
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darthvader66 wrote:
Snorkle


It was Nemo. You lose him. -100

Twirl.

Author:  Didymus [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:09 pm ]
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It was a Glo-Stik. You start a Rave. DOOM-Tss! DOOM-Tss! DOOM-Tss! DOOM-Tss! +20.

Grab!

Author:  Mr.KISS [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:55 pm ]
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it was a lava lamp. Oww! Trippin' burns!!!


Use the Force

Author:  Didymus [ Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:40 pm ]
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It was a Ysalamiri. The Force doesn't work on it.

Mulch

Author:  Mr.KISS [ Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:36 pm ]
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It was a bean sprout. It grows 5 inches until you try and eat its sole bean



Disembowel

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