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SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:16 am

Tuesday, 10:10
After being let out of the hospital, Ned wonders how hes going to have his job interview tomorrow.

tennessee10 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:21 pm

Tuesday, 12:02pm:God comes down and heals ned's ears and sends him forward in time to wednesday,2:00am.He cannot go back in time.

DukeNuke · **Joined:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:11 pm **Posts:** 2713

Tuesday, 5:32pm: Being tired off everything that has happened the last few days, Ned decides to take the next flight to Sweden and visit his old friend Lars.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:11 am

DukeNuke wrote:

Tuesday, 5:32pm: Being tired off everything that has happened the last few days, Ned decides to take the next flight to Sweden and visit his old friend Lars.

Wednesday, 2:00,
Ned remembers to read the above post before does the next thing and realises he's late for his job interview. He runs to the job interview place.

gone · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:59 am

2:30
Ned's late for his interview. The interviewee is mad and turns him down from the job. Ned is now sad. He walks out depressed, and isn't looking, and a car runds him over.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:31 am

Wednesday, 2:31
Ned flies into the air and lands on the interviewer's roof. He falls back through the roof and lands on top of the other person the interviewer was to interview, killing him. Now, with no one left, Ned gets the job. He jumps with glee and asks what it was the job was. The interviewer says "Dragon slayer."

Entropy · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:37 am

3:00
Ned descovers he is dragon intolorent. The hard way.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:42 am

Wednesday, 3:20 pm
After scraping off all the burnt bits, he realises he hasn't been home for a while so he heads home.

Occasional JD · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:49 am

Wed, 4:30

Ned finds his house without a midsection.

DarkSideOfTheSchwartz · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:36 pm

4:31 ned falls into a bottomless pit that suddenly appears in the middle of his house

The Tire · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:54 pm

Wed, 4:55 p.m. Ned lands in the stinkowing hovering several miles down inside the pit. Ned starts to fly out.

tennessee10 · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:10 pm

wednesday,4:55:2 the stinkowing explodes.

Occasional JD · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:13 pm

5:00: The Final pieces of Ned hit the ground after being blown to smithereens and floating back down to earth.

Entropy · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:47 pm

5:02

Lucky for him, he lands in a sewing circle and the old gals put him back together.

Occasional JD · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:34 am

5:03 Unfortunately his head is where his stomache should be. And vice versa.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:38 pm

Wednesday, 5:20 pm,
Ned walks down the street and tries to hail a taxi back home, But everyone is too disgusted to pick him up.

tennessee10 · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:55 pm

wednesday,5:30 pm
god flies ned home, and gives him an unfireable job as co-reverend.He also gives him $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and counting.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:02 pm

Thursday, 12:00 pm
After a good nights sleep, Ned decides to go gambling with his new found wealth.

DukeNuke · **Joined:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:11 pm **Posts:** 2713

Thursday, 12:04 pm
So he goes to the train station and lies down on the tracks.

tennessee10 · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:32 pm

friday,5:00 pm:
after doubling his wealth, god comes again and gives him powers of invulnerability, strength, and luck.

Entropy · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2005 9:48 pm

5:30

God also gives him Pandora's (sp?) box. Ned tries to cram some swiss cake rolls in it.

Acekirby · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2005 9:57 pm

5:45 God takes everything back.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:03 am

Isn't bad stuff supposed to happen to him, stop making him so good.

Friday, 5:50 pm
Ned, now with nothing, decides to go to a speed dating thing.

Teh Mackarinoe · **Posted:** Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:12 am

Friday, 5:52pm

Ned gets kicked out of Speed dating after staying in a booth for 2 hours talking to the table.

Occasional JD · **Posted:** Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:21 am

7:00

Ned picks up the table for a night of dinner and dancing.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:56 pm

Saturday, 9:00 am
Ned wakes up to find he actually slept with a chair. He is disgusted and runs away before the chair wakes up.

tennessee10 · **Posted:** Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:11 pm

Sunday, 1:00 am:
God gives ned a girlfriend that will never dump him.He gives him luck and invulnerability powers.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:41 am

Sunday, 2:00 pm:
Ned trips over in the street, everyone laughs at him.

tennessee10 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:42 pm

sunday,2:05 pm:
ned tapes himself doing that and gets $1000000000000000 from world's funniest home videos.And remember: with his luck powers, it has to work out for ned somehow.Also, I'm not making ned's life miserable.

Ath-a-late · **Posted:** Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:48 am

Sunday, 2:06pm:
After winning $1,000,000,000,000,000 in just five minutes, he prays to god that no one ever tries to interfere with his luck again. Then he goes fishing.

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