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Tuesday, 1:00
Ned finally arrives home, and decides to have a pasta for lunch. So, he scratches his arm stump and goes to get a pasta ready.

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1:30 pm - Ned's obnoxious fat neighbor eats Ned's pasta while he's not looking.

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1:35: After Ned's obnoxious fat neighbor finishes eating, he falls down on Ned's table and breaks it.

Tuesday, 2:00. The police think that Ned hurt Neds fat neighbor, and he gets a sentance.

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2:00The sentence says:

"You have a sentence in jail"

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Tuesday, 2:02 p.m. Ned thanks the police for the sentence and walks away. With his newfound knowledge of sentences and lack of pasta he returns home, ready for his interview in 24 hours.

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Tuesday 2:05: Ned reads his sentence again and notices it just says "A sentence in jail!"

(One might call it a sentence fragment)

Tuesday, 2:20 p.m. Ned eats leftover pizza. Fearing electrocution, Ned skips the microwave and eats it cold.

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2:25 Ned gets pnemonia from the cold pizza.

2:30: Ned's friend Johny comes over and see's Ned.

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2:31: upon entering, Johnny says "Here's JOHNNY!"

2:32 Johny kicks Ned to see if he will wake up from the deep coma enduced by the pnemonia.

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2:40: Ned wakes up from Jonny kicking him, and, as getting up, he slips and crahes into the kitchen table, leaving him unconciouse again.

4:00 Ned wakes up, puts on a ski mask pulls out a shotgun and starts shooting everyone in sight

4:05 It turns out it was that guy named Voorhees that stated doing it. Ned goes to jail.

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5:00 a typo gets ned out of jail

5:30 Typo brings about a bigger issue than Ned expected creating an entire national issue. This issue spreads to the whole of the world creating global pandemony. The entireity(sp?) of global civilization collapses all in a matter of 30 minutes.

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6:00 ned hijacks an alien spaceship and destroys the problem

6:05 Ned discovers that by setting the death ray to "Destroy the problem" the only way to do so was to destroy the earth. Ned begins to feel lonely, questing the universe in search of companionship. Decides now might be a good time to make a turkey sandwich.

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7:00 Ned is shot dead by BTG

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8:00 Ned wakes up in an enourmous lake, a fish hook caught on his shirt. He gets pulled up to see God. He is wearing a flannel shirt and a beer hat. God lifts him from the water and says "Now is not your time. Go back. Ned sees several passed on relatives waving. He awakens in a pool of his own blood. "Man, I hate when this happens."

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8:05 ned vacumes up the blood

8:15 Vacume explodes, because it was not meant to slurp up so much blood

8:16 strong sad shows up and everything becomes more awsome

8:26: Strong Sad drowns in the blood.

9:00 ned goes to play peasents quest

8:45pm,
Ned drags strong sad's dead body into his closet.He is granted an Xbox
that will stay with him no matter what.He also sees that the neighbors
made a time machine.He uses it to time warp 4 hours,15 minutes into the
future.{for those that can't do time well, that's wednesday,1:00 pm}

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

8:26 Ned realises he went back in time, just before Strong Sad drownds in blood, and saves him. Strong Sad lives a happy life.

9:00 Ned listens to experimental flm on a cd he just burned with the volume all the way up, and his ear drums a splode

10:00
Ned wakes up at the hospital, after the Doctors have finished apmutating his ears. Now Ned can never hear again.