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3:41 AM: Ned wakes up scared from the nightmare and rolls onto Maude imprint (Gasp!) No matter how much starch he puts on it, it's gone. Luckily, he's so tired that he forgets to think abotu it and collapses back onto the bed, asleep.


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6:00am Ned's obnoxious fat neighbor reminds Ned that his late wife was really hot.

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6:02 pm: Ned goes to the underground basement to get his chainsaw.

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Tuesday 6:03 am: Ned finds his chainsaw but he doesn't want to get hurt so he doesn't get the chainsaw. Instead he builds giant wings and jumps off his house with them on.

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Tuesday, 6:10 AM: The wings work

For about 3 seconds. Ned falls of his house into his neighbor, Marge, 's garden.

"Darn diddly 'arn, pickly bushes!"


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Tuesday, 6:26 A.M. Ned gets the last thorn out of himself.
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9:04 AM: Ned wakes up and hits the mousetrap again. He wonders how it got back there.


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Ned gets up again and looks through the paper for a new job

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Ned sees a nice job opening as a sales clerk at some chain store.

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He calls them and gets an interview sheduled for 2:00 tomorrow

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Tuesday 10: 15 am Ned deciedes to get his hair cut for the interview tomorrow.

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Ned walks purposefully towards the driveway and realises: 1. he hasn't a car to drive with, and 2: even if he did, he still only has one arm. He goes back inside and calls a taxi.

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10:17 AM: "The number you haven;'t dialed is not available right now. Please get a new hand so you can dial the numbers"


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Ned decides to walk

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10:31 am: Ned stops at the secondhand store to get a new arm.

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10:35: After browsing for arms, Ned decides to buy a crazy robot arm. It costs him HIS SOUL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I mean $5


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Tuesday 2:41 a.m. Ned gets sent back to his own town and his own universe completely healed.

Um, Ned has an arm. But just for the sake of it let's say Ned gets a new robot arm for 5 bucks.

Tuesday 10:40 a.m. Ned walks to the barber shop.

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10:45 Ned falls down an open man hole

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Ned meets the crab people

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10:55 Ned makes peace with the leader.


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Ned is thrown out for eating one of the crab people.

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11:40The crab people buy his not-robot arm for ¥3, $6

Ned decides to spend it all on another gumball.

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12:00 This gumball was poisoned. Ned gets sick.


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Ned tries to borrow a phone off someone in the street to call an ambliance. But to no avail.

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12:10: Ned begiuns to walk to the hospital until a man in some sort of a jetpack dives down, picks him up, and zooms back up again.


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Ned gets a huge fright and screams like a girl. The jetpack guy (lets call him... Jerry) lets him go. Ned falls 100 kilometres and lands in a junping castle, all the while screaming, "DAMN YOU JERRY!!"

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Tuesday, 12:12 PM: The children take no heed of Ned and bounce upon his body.


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Tuesday, 12:15 p.m. Ned gets bounced really high and he lands in a hospital 10 feet away. The closed glass window he crashed through kind of hurt him though.

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12:16 PM: Some nurses walk over to Ned and start staring at him. After a while, they all start to fall down, one by one. Ned walks over them and leaves.


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Tuesday, 12:17 p.m. While Ned is walking out of the hospital a doctor tackles him, heals him, and makes him pay the bill with his poisonous gumball. Ned goes home and prepares for his interview tomorrow.

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