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Author:  SEAN'D! [ Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:51 am ]
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w00t! That one ruled!
"Over Nine thousand!"
I'm the only one left representing Hrwiki! Praise me!
Author:  IantheGecko [ Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:04 am ]
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GO SEAN'D!! :)
Author:  mathgrant [ Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:56 am ]
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TRI-FORUM RAF
ROUND FOUR
CHAPTER ONE

Somewhere in the RAF-iverse. . . two people slept. Those two people were Harold Howell and Wanda Wolfe. Well, at least they were four years ago. However, they had gotten married and had five lovely children in the meantime, and now they were Harold Howell and Wanda Wolfe-Howell. The only reason they married was because Wanda liked the idea of having a new last name. That, and they loved each other dearly and wanted to spend the rest of eternity together.

It was 4:04 AM. Wanda Wolfe-Howell woke up with a start. She screamed loudly. "AHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed. Then she started breathing and panting heavily as her husband woke up, too. He hugged his spouse and comforted her. "Honey, what's the problem?" Harold asked. "Did you have that recurring nightmare about all television programming except reality TV shows being canceled again?"

"Oh, Harold! It was worse than THAT!" Wanda replied when she had regained her composure.

"Was it that one recurring nightmare where all television programming except country music videos got canceled?"

"I never thought I'd say this, but it was even worse that that!" Wanda said.

"Was it the one where you broke a fingernail?"

"Harold, it was the worst thing ever!" Wanda said. "I dreamt that killing random other people with random weapons. . . was illegal!!!"

"Oh, man, I feel your pain, honey!" Harold responded. "After all, killing random other people with random weapons is the spice of life! I'd absolutely dread living in an alternate universe where killing is considered a crime!"

"Yeah, that sounds no fun! And scary!" Wanda said.

"Well, good night honey. Sleep tight!" Harold said, going back to sleep.

"I'll try, sweetie," Wanda said, also going back to sleep.

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mudbuck walked into his rented RAF-iverse bedroom (since RAF players have got to sleep SOMEWHERE while not killing each other, right?) and sat on his bed. "I really need to get some sleep!" mudbuck said. "I'll turn on the television and watch some boring show so I can fall asleep faster. Let's see, what is the most boring show ever created. . . I KNOW! The Drill Maintenance Hour Starring M. Sylvia! But that isn't on right now, so I'll watch the Middle School Softball Channel instead." mudbuck turned on the Middle School Softball Channel and watched in the opposite of awe. "Oh, wow. The Pettit Middle School Wildcats versus the Towell Middle School Bulldogs. Those two mascots are totally not generically overused by schools. Just like nitroglycerin does not explode when physically shocked, and Yakov Smirnoff does not mention Soviet Russia way too much."

"And just like 'You're Beautiful' is not the fruitiest and most annoying song in existence, and mathgrant's RAF deathscenes are not lacking in humor!" said SEAN'D! from behind mudbuck's bed.

"SEAN'D!! What are YOU doing here?" mudbuck said.

"Um. . . not stalking you and/or killing you, if that's what you're asking."

"Oh, good." mudbuck turned up the volume on his television. "Now I can watch boring softball with the blessed assurance of not being stalked and/or killed!"

Julie Parker, a seventh grade student at Pettit, stood on the pitcher's mound, holding a softball behind her back. She hurled the softball towards home plate with all her might. Towell sixth-grader Raymond Stipe, who was standing on home plate, swung the bat he was holding with a forward motion, and thus made contact with the ball, which flew far away from him. Raymond ran towards first base, while classmate Paul Edwin Rath, who was on second base, dashed towards home.

"Yaaaaaaaaaawn," mudbuck yawned, his eyes drooping.

SEAN'D! pulled out a hypnosis kit and prepared to use it on mudbuck. "You are getting sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. . ." SEAN'D! said. "Very sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyyyy! When I snap my fingers, you will fall asleep, and when I snap my fingers again, you will become legendary superhero. . . Captain. . . Jumpoffofacliff-derpants!" Unfortunately, the same RAF-iversal law of physics that makes shooting a suicide impossible, also means that any and all attempts to hypnotize someone who's already half-asleep can and will backfire. SEAN'D! fell asleep right away.

Meanwhile, some kid from the Pettit team threw the baseball towards home plate, just as Paul Edwin Rath was approaching. The catcher caught the ball at almost the same moment Paul's sliding feet touched the plate, so the umpire, forced to make a quick judgment call, shouted, "YOU'RE OUT!"

"WHAT????" mudbuck sprang up into a sitting position in bed, suddenly fully awake. "THAT KID WAS CLEARLY SAFE! THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN A RUN! YOU STUPID BLIND UMPIRE! BLIND UMPIRES ARE THE WORST KIND! IF YOU MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN, I'M KILLING MYSELF!"

Several innings later, just as mudbuck was finally about to catch his first Z of the night, it happened again. Matthew Laceisuntied slid to propel himself towards home plate just as the catcher caught a flying baseball, and the umpire ruled against his favor, shouting once more, "YOU'RE OUT!"

"OH, SNAP!" mudbuck said, snapping his fingers. SEAN'D! immediately woke up, shouted, "Tra la laaaaa!", and ran out the door. "Hmm. . . SEAN'D! is acting insane this round," mudbuck observed. "Is this perhaps a sign from God I shouldn't kill myself this round?" mudbuck looked out his window, and noticed a billboard that he'd never seen before. It had a black background, upon which this white text was displayed:

mudbuck, you shouldn't kill yourself this round.

--God

"Oh, yeah! That's definitely a sign from God! I can sleep a whole lot easier knowing I'm going to live this round!" mudbuck fell asleep immediately. He slept for nearly eight hours. It was quite restful.

Meanwhile, SEAN'D! searched for a cliff to jump off of. "I am searching for a cliff off of which to jump!" SEAN'D! said, repeating what the narrator said, only with proper grammar. "Maybe this random person sitting on this bench can help! Excuse me, sir, but would you know where a cliff is?"

"Not loud!" said the person on the bench, who looked somewhat like Yuni Yusan. "I am trying am making solve of Soduko. This Soduko is difficult of it is difficulty."

"No, no, no!" mathgrant shouted from nearby. "It's Sudoku! Sudoku! Su, as in what a lawyer does, do, as in what a lawyer has a lot of, and ku, as in. . . um. . . ku." Then he muttered, "And you call yourself Japanese. . ."

"Hey, mathgrant, where's a jump-off-able cliff?" SEAN'D! asked.

"If you cross the desert to the east, you will find the Legendary Candle," mathgrant began. "Go to Red Town, and a man in a cottage there will trade you the Legendary Candle for one of the Hidden Jewels of Amochides. Use the magic power of the jewel to enter the Sacred Temple of Gluroliea north of here, and defeat the skeletons there to save Princess Marian. She will give you 200,000 Gold and her eternal gratitude. Finally, go to Yellow Town and use your gold to buy a map to the nearest cliff."

"Phew. . . that sounds like a lot of work, but I'll do it!" SEAN'D! replied.

"Oh, you can borrow mine!" mathgrant handed SEAN'D! his map. "I don't need it anymore, anyways."

"YAY!" SEAN'D! said. "Thanks, I'll be on my way now!" SEAN'D! left.

"Hey!" Gilbster shouted to mathgrant. "I wanted to kill SEAN'D!"

"And I did too!" TheBrain said. "I wanted to kill him, too! Gilbster and I wanted to kill SEAN'D! together."

". . . there's still time if we hurry!" mathgrant said. "Commence stupid chase scene!"

mathgrant, TheBrain, and Gilbster chased SEAN'D! for a good 9 seconds before finally catching up to him. mathgrant pinned SEAN'D! to the ground. "All right, Gilbster, since your screen name begins with G, you get to try to kill SEAN'D! first."

"YAY! Come here, Chris Mellons!" Gilbster beckoned, being the first person in this RAF game to use that word meaning "said". (Gilbster did not win a prize for doing so.) Chris Mellons was an unkempt 22-year-old who desperately needed at least two of the following: a professionally-done haircut, a three-hour long shower, and more zits on his face. In addition, his pants and his shirt were covered with ketchup stains, mustard stains, and flesh stains. Oh, wait, never mind, those are holes through which his skin is showing. "SEAN'D!, meet Chris Mellons. He's a total nerd. His obsessions include File Allocation Tables, and a bunch of other things that only a nerd would know what they are."

"FATs are cool!" said Chris. "They're what allow computers to allocate files, or something."

"See?" Gilbster said. "He's a total nerd, and not a guy I paid seventy-eight bucks to preten– I have said too much."

SEAN'D! just laughed. "That is the worst, weapon, ever. You'll never be able to kill me with it."

"DARN YOU! YOU MUST BE BROKEN!" Gilbster shouted. "I'LL KILL YOU!" Gilbster pulled out a knife and stabbed Chris with it.

"Um. . . okay, now it's your turn, TheBrain," mathgrant said. "Good luck!"

"YAY! I get to kill somebody!" TheBrain said. He pulled out a tin whistle. "With this Piercingly Loud Tin Whistle of Doom™, I will render the non-meltedness of your brain nonexistent! GWA HA HA!" TheBrain blew into the whistle, but to his shock, flames, and not noise, came out! "AAHHHHH!" TheBrain said. He blew into the whistle a second time. Again, flames came out. "What's wrong with this thing? It's supposed to make a sound!" TheBrain said.

"Oh, I went to a psychic, and she told me you'd use that whistle to try to kill me, so I removed the noise-making part and replaced it with a fire-making part!" SEAN'D! said.

"How am I supposed to kill you with FIRE? Fire isn't deadly!" TheBrain said.

"Aw, man," mathgrant said. "Neither of them can kill you, SEAN'D!. I guess I'll have to let you jump off of a cliff after all." mathgrant un-pinned SEAN'D!.

"YAY!" SEAN'D! shouted. He went and jumped off of a cliff.

He died.

mudbuck targets SELF with safe.
SEAN'D! targets mudbuck with hypnotism.
Gilbster targets SEAN'D! with an ugly fat person.
TheBrain targets SEAN'D! by making a piercingly loud sound on a tin whistle and melting his brain.
SEAN'D! dead.

REMAINING PLAYERS:
Gilbster from the Cyberscore forum
TheBrain from the Cyberscore forum
mudbuck from the Grey Labyrinth forum

ALL YOUR PLAYERS ARE BELONG TO US YOU HAD NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. HAHAHA.
Ahem. I mean, uh, sorry you guys didn't win? :)
You guys can start the next HRWiki-only game now if you want. If you care to see which of the other three players takes home the VICTOLY, I'll be posting the game on my dA account. :)
Author:  SEAN'D! [ Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:08 pm ]
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Darn it!
And I was going so well too!
If only I had targeted myself, I could have gotten rid of two of those guys.
Oh well, I guess theres next time.
Author:  Inverse Tiger [ Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:25 pm ]
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Good effort anyway SEAN'D. You get not last place.

If there's a next one, I'd like to be in that.
Author:  IantheGecko [ Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:14 pm ]
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There will be, but we don't know when, since we don't know if the H*R Wiki people want to see the rest of the story even though all of us have died.
Author:  mathgrant [ Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:29 pm ]
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No, go ahead and start the next game right now. If anyone on HRWiki cares about the ending, I've got a dA account. :)
Author:  IantheGecko [ Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:37 pm ]
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Would anybody like to mod Game 7?
Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:23 pm ]
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Anyone?
Author:  mathgrant [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:21 pm ]
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Here is Round 5 on my devART, for those who care.

Chapter 1: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45194163/ -- a crappy poetic tribute to 31 corpses. (This includes the 11 dead HRWiki members, so READ IT!)
Chapter 2: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45228918/ -- the winner is revealed.

A special epilogue starring mudbuck, Gilbster, and TheBrain is in the works! If there is no mod for game 7 by the time I'm done, then I'll mod game 7. It will have no twists at all -- no forums, no extra rules, nothing.
Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:05 am ]
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Okay, here's a special RAF EPILOGUE!!!!!11111

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/46533631/

Now RAF is officially over.

So, uh, I guess I'll mod this next game, if no one else will, and if Ian will let me. It won't have any other forums on it, don't worry. Assume Ian lets me. . .
Sign up now!!!! (twelve players max)
CLARIFICATION: It IS legal to sign up simply with a reply in this thread. PM's aren't necessary, although I'll accept those, too. :)

1. SEAN'D!
2. Neo
3. The Noid
4. The Experimental Film
5. buhubs
6. Inverse Tiger
7. IantheGecko
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
Author:  Neo [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:57 pm ]
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Sure why not, Getting killed in a funny way is always intertaining.
Author:  The Noid [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:09 pm ]
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Sign up.

As a weapon, I adopt a trident. :p
Author:  The Experimental Film [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:14 pm ]
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Lol signdup.
Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:10 pm ]
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8 spots remain.
Author:  buhubs [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:13 pm ]
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I'll signup.
Author:  Inverse Tiger [ Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:19 pm ]
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I'm in
Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:32 pm ]
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*Signs up*
Author:  mathgrant [ Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:05 am ]
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Any more takers? At all? Am I that unpopular a mod? :)
Author:  mathgrant [ Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:01 pm ]
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Legal Double Post! (I hope)

Inverse Tiger wrote:
Just to let you know, if the RAF game starts before Feb 16, take me off the list. I'm not really here until then ;)
(I was just sitting there doing my not-forum stuff and realized I was signed up for a forum game or two...)
Author:  mathgrant [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:29 pm ]
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Legal Triple Post!

So, I'll start the game on February 16, so that IT can play. If anyone else wishes to sign up, feel free! :)
Author:  Inverse Tiger [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:46 pm ]
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Well, I'll probably be away from the rest of the forum longer than the 16th, but I'm gonna make a bookmark directly to this thread so I can check in with it and make moves and be on my way. And so this thing can get rolling :) So don't wait up for me no more. Um.. cuz I'm here. Thanks for holding on though; that was unexpected.

edit: Har, this never happened.
Author:  mathgrant [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:53 pm ]
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Okay, then. I'll still wait to start the game until the 16th, so as to allow more players to join. :)
Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:41 pm ]
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*signs up*

Please, no triforum stuff. ;)
Author:  mathgrant [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:50 pm ]
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If you sign up twice again, then I guarantee you EVERY game will be tri-forum. :-p ;)

(lol jk no ban plz thx bai)
Author:  IantheGecko [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:40 pm ]
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Oops, I forgot. ^^;
Author:  mathgrant [ Sat Feb 17, 2007 9:36 pm ]
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Well, it's past the 16th now.

=======================

Once upon a time, mathgrant was desperate to start his RAF game, and wrote a quick intro.

. . . the rest of the story won't be so cop-out-y, I promise.

Players:
buhubs
IantheGecko
Inverse Tiger
Neo
SEAN'D!
The Experimental Film
The Noid

SEND FOR ROUND ONE.
Author:  buhubs [ Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:49 pm ]
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Wow, that was some introduction, I hope I win this time, even though the odds of success at this game are slim to fast..I mean nim, slim to nim.
Author:  mathgrant [ Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:25 pm ]
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All right, I'm going to put up a deadline now. SEAN'D! has one week to send a choice. buhubs and Teff have one week to specify a weapon. :)
Author:  buhubs [ Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:34 pm ]
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I'll choose a robinhood 400 gun that shoots out arrows, in fact, doesn't even look like a gun that much, more like a bow.
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