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Shopiom, you suck for agreeing with Shooey, who wouldn't even go down to the corner of 46th and 2nd for me, even though she LIVES IN THE DANG CITY AND I DON'T.

Lazy.

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beep beep I'm a Jeep

Yeah, it's not like that didn't make any sense, but it really didn't.

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Neither did that, stupiman!

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Neither does the point of Play-Doh, but that don't mean I'm complaining! (Not making sense is fun!)

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I'll not making sense is fun YOU!!
You... evil type guy!

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Your mom types in an evil way.

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Your face is an evil mom type!

...and it smells!

I'll "Your face is an evil mom type!

...and it smells!" you right out of this room!

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Heh, you're not good enough to even be in the room in the first place!

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Guten tag, Johann, du riechst ganz richtig. Danke schon, Heidi. Und du auch. - A Bit of Fry and Laurie

Then how the crap am I in here?

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Yeah, except I don't live anywhere near there. DUH.

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Bet you live, like on the bottom of some sea.

You live closer than I do. I maintain you are merely lazy.

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Tch. So what. I bask in my laziness and not-doing-my-homework abilities.

Just go back to that mundane slab of bacon you call a LIFE.

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Pfft. You just wish your life could be a strip of bacon, Betty Texas. Your life is like a raccoon with rabies, so I wouldn't be talking.

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At least I don't have your life. You're just a pig who rolls in the mud for fun all the time, and who will one day be taken into some run-down non-union slaughterhouse, to be cut up into small strips of bacon to be placed upon the moldy hamburgers of some low-class, low-budget fast-food place, only to be eaten by some vegetarian woman, swallowed and barfed up all over the pink shirt of some obese man.

You have too much time to be writing these long, yet terrible, comebacks.

All that, except your mom, not me.

Pwned.

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I'm Canadian, which is awesomer than American.

I'll even sing a song about it.

Welcome to Canada,
it's the Maple Leaf State.
Canada, oh Canada
it's great!
The people are nice
and they speak French too.
If you don't like it,
man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North,
their kilts are plaid,
Hosers take off,
it's not half bad.

I want to be
where yaks can run free,
Where Royal Mounties
can arrest me.
Let's go to Canada,
let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada,
Oh S'il Vous Plait.

They've got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs,
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs!
We all think it's kind of a drag,
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?"
That's the mighty power of Canada.

I want to be
where lemmings run into the sea,
Where the marmosets
can attack me.
Let's go to Canada,
let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada,
Oh S'il Vous Plait.

Please, please, explain to me,
How this all has come to be,
We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
And Slurpee's made from venison,
That's deer.

Let's go to Canada,
let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada,
Oh S'il Vous Plait.
PWN'D!

Yeah. More like the 51st state.

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Oh, yeah? Well:

Oh say, can you see? By the dawn's early light? What so proudly we hailed, at the twilight's last gleaming! Whose red stripes and bright stars, are so gallantly streaming. And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night, that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star spangled banner yet wave? From the land of the free, and the home of the brave!

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You could have at least formatted that properly, you Newsweek-reading jaboik chop.

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You know, I remember this one time at Japanese camp we were singing the Japanese national anthem. So then we sing the American national anthem, and it's all a w00t w00t. That one Canadian girl there goes and sings the Candian national anthem.

And you know what I sing?

The Strongbadia national anthem. That canuck is laughing so hard she's crying. Know why? Because she knows that even a small place like Strongbadia is even better than Canadia. OH!

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You mean, like YOU?

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If I read that correctly, you just said Shishu was better than Canada.

Precisely. Though that isn't saying much, I'm the best around anyway. Better than sliced bread.

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YO MOMMA!

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Shopping cart, you need to think up actual comebacks, not Faux ones taken from pop culture.

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And you need to learn to not suck.

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And you need to learn how to grow a brain.