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Author:  netzen [ Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:54 pm ]
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DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!!

Author:  STupendous7 [ Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:21 pm ]
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The Noid wrote:
----THE REAL EARTH----

A crowded New York street. Busy people walking on the sidwalk and talking on their phones. Designer hovercars flying high above the people. A Taxi flies by. Inside is a cabbie and a handsome man in a black suit.

"So where are ya goin' to?" The cabbie asked the man.

"Bring me to D.C." The man replied.

"D.C.? That's hours away, you idiot!" The cabbie stopped the taxi.

"Well then I guess I'll get myself there." The man in the suit picked up a gun and shot the cabie in the back of the head. He moved the body into the passenger seat and started driving. On his neck was a nametag that said "MIKE WILLIAMS".

I don't get it. Someone explain pls?

Author:  The Noid [ Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:59 pm ]
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Read other stories.

Author:  MikeMcG [ Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:18 pm ]
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F'serious, I don't get it. Mike Williams is me?

Author:  The Noid [ Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:29 pm ]
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Mike Williams is the wolf they sent in the shuttle to Earth I. He's obviously doing something very sinister.

Author:  MikeMcG [ Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:47 pm ]
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So it's just a coincidence that his name is Mike Williams and mine name is Mike William McG?

Author:  The Noid [ Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:01 pm ]
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That's coincidental. I wanted a generic name that is less generic than John Smith but more generic than Bill Anderson.

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:01 am ]
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Red hoodie? Little red riding hood? Big bad wolf?

Hint, maybe?

Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:13 am ]
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The red hoodie's more than likely just a reference to the last game. The owner of said hoodie turned out to be a h00-man.

All of this random NPC business is a bit confusing, I must say.

Author:  netzen [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:21 am ]
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I agree, although it does add a bigger sense of, um, "bigness" to the game.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:39 am ]
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The Zephyr Song wrote:
The owner of said hoodie turned out to be a h00-man.
That was me for those of you that weren't paying attention in the last game.

Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:08 pm ]
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Yeah, I couldn't quite remember and I was too lazy to check. xD

Author:  The Noid [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:12 pm ]
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The Zephyr Song wrote:

All of this random NPC business is a bit confusing, I must say.


Yeah, but most of the other ones (like Tibbins) was just making a point to show that the playable wolves are just a select few and there are probably a lot.

Mike Williams is important to the plot though.

Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:28 pm ]
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Baaahhh, you're confusing. >| Stop it.

Author:  The Noid [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:09 pm ]
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Confusion is part of the game. It is my duty to mess with you people.

Author:  Tess-chan [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:12 pm ]
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Darn it, I need to stop forgetting about this game.
Anyway, I just read the story and I am also confused. Hooray!

Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:23 pm ]
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Wait. When does this round end? O_o

Author:  The Noid [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:24 pm ]
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Well, I have a tie with the wolves so unless another wolf comes in and just HAPPENS to vote correctly for a person, it could end right now.

Author:  MikeMcG [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:55 pm ]
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I vote The Zephyr Song.

Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:57 pm ]
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Oh hush up and sit on the zombie spectator bench. But you've got to go over onto the Lol, wulf side. :p

Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:22 pm ]
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Zombie MikeMcG wrote:
Rrgghh arrghh brains.


Uh-huh.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:36 pm ]
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Are the wolves still at a stalemate or are we going to have a update soon?

Author:  The Noid [ Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:40 pm ]
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I'm behind in rl stuff sp I will get the story to you as soon as possible. Probably tomorrow.

Author:  netzen [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:13 pm ]
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I'll be gone for a while.

Author:  STupendous7 [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:22 pm ]
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Bye netzen. Maybe by the time you get back we'll have an update. :rolleyes:

Author:  The Noid [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:06 pm ]
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Boo-hoo.

ROUND TEN: LITTLE DEAD RIDING HOOD

Beyond the Grave was ready to close up for the night. Nobody had stopped by for at least an hour and most of the townsfolk were sleeping. He took his money out of the register and started to walk home. It's quiet out tonight, he thought. Still, I'm probably the only person still awake...

Grave yawned as he walked out of the marketplace and turned left into Grennings Tower. Just as he was passing by it, something caught his eye - it was bright red. He turned around, expecting to see a trail of blood leading to corpse, but it wasn't a trail of anything - it was his missing red hoodie!

"Anybody out there?" Grave called out. No answer. "C'mon, you idiot, it's not funny!" he yelled. Still no answer.

Grave sighed and slowly walked over to the red hoodie. When he had reached, he noticed that something was different about it - it was all raggy and torn. There were claw marks on the front and back and what looked like teeth marks on the hood. There was mud all over the right sleeve, and the left sleeve was completely ripped off, as was the front pocket.

Suddenly, somebody called out to Grave. "Sorry about that hoodie, bro." Grave turned around to see who it was. Instead of seeing a human, he saw a wolf. This wolf was frail with gray fur. He had sharp, black eyes with an accusing look to them. "As you can see, you should stop lending your crap to me. I don't blame you if you agree."

Grave was overcome with fear. "G-get back! I'm warning you, get back!"

The wolf advanced forward. "What're you gonna do, throw the hoodie at me?" He laughed. "Face it, boy, you're screwed."

Not if I get a headstart, Grave thought. The wolf charged at him and Grave threw the hoodie at the wolf. While the wolf was set back for a few seconds, Grave sprinted as fast as he could. His head start wasn't by much, but if he could confuse the wolf while running through the cabins, he might have a chance.

Grave ran off of the street and jumped down a small hill with the wolf snarling and chasing after him. Grave reached a cabin and turned left at it, heading for the other cabins. He reached a cabin with a small flag perched atop it and went around it. He found himself into center of the cabin area. Taking a nanosecond to consider his options, he crouched down and ran down a small dirt path. He could still hear the wolf in the distance.

He found an empty cabin and loudly opened the door. He then closed it, pretending to go inside. He ran as fast as he could and as quietly as he could over to his cabin. He couldn't even hear the wolf anymore. After a few minutes, he had made it over to his cabin. He walked up to the door and clenched his hand on the doorknob.

Then he felt a sharp pain in his stomach. He looked down, only to see the tips of a claw. He felt another sharp pain and then fell down, hitting his head on the door.

"Thought you fooled me, didn't you?" The wolf taunted. "Won't be missing you anytime soon, bro."

The wolf laid the tattered red hoodie over Grave's body and then quietly walked away, not looking back once.

Beyond the Grave was killed. He was a human.
It is now a lynching round. This round ends on Tuesday, November 20th.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:39 pm ]
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This is for all the people that thought I was a wolf: I TOLD YOU I WAS HUMAN!!

DG, Al Capone and Stu, you owe me an apology for falsely accusing me of being a wolf

Author:  sci-fi greg [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:01 pm ]
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He called him bro twice.

No idea what that means though. Is anyone secretly BTG's brother?

Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:48 pm ]
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sci-fi greg wrote:
He called him bro twice.

No idea what that means though. Is anyone secretly BTG's brother?


Does anyone regularly use irritating vernacular like "bro" and "dude" and such? O_o

Wow, that's three words with four syllables in a single sentence. I may have set a record.

Author:  Al Capone II [ Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:32 am ]
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
This is for all the people that thought I was a wolf: I TOLD YOU I WAS HUMAN!!

DG, Al Capone and Stu, you owe me an apology for falsely accusing me of being a wolf


All right. I apologize. At least I didn't cause your death.

Also, sorry for not voting last round. My computer had video issues that needed to be fixed. Not sure who to vote for though.

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