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Farnham said: "Well, we're gonna go to Squiddy Man Mountain AFTER we go to White Dragon Peak. I want Eruntian in as good a shape as we can get him before we investgate Squidy Man Mountain. After all, that ring of his did kill the Dire Wolf, and if what Sehran said was true that Eruntian's ring may be much more powerfull that any of us had thought.
As for the Drow, I think they probably have a hand in whatever is going on on Squiddy Man Mountain. I dunno, it's just a hunch, but I think it's too much of a coincidence that these evil Drow would show up around here just at the same time that a major Flayer city in thrown into civil unrest. I know you'd like to get there right away, Tem, but whoever usurped power on Squidy Man Mountain will still be there a week from now. They're not going anywhere."
Maxwell still writing the letter of good character he was writing for Marcus, said."Farnham's right. We shouldn't split up, and we can't be in two places at once. Since the business at White Dragon Peak will probably only take a short while to finish up, and since we don't know how long it will take us to deal with Squidy Man Mountain, we'd best take care of business on White Dragon Peak first. I know you'd like to get there as soon as possible, Tem, and I sympathize, but think of this as an opportunity: The Grandmaster of an order of Talismongers could prove a very valuable ally. If there's a Talismonger at Squiddy Man Mountain, he probably knows him, right? We could work that to our advantage, maybey even get us some good information on what's going on there before we even get there."
Maxwell turned back to his letter-writing. When he was done, he got ouit his personal seal, which he kept on a chain around his neck, and took some candle wax to attach the seal to the bottom of the letter under his signature. He the rolled it up into a scroll, tied a string around the scroll, and sealed the sting with a wax seal. "There, that ought to do it. OK, I'm off to the livery stable to rent us some horse, Farnham, would you pack my things for me, brother?
Farnham nodded. 'No problem. Here, give me the scroll, I'll be sure that Marcus gets it if he comes back before you finish at the stables."
Maxwell said: "Great. OK, I'll be back as soon as I can, guys."

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Eruantian thought he could feel his feet again, so he moved towards the table and used it to brace himself as he attempted to stand. His legs were still a bit numb, so ballancing himself required a bit of effort. It was somewhat reminiscent of his attempts to walk properly in armor prior to his confrontation with the Dire Wolf.


Acedia stepped forward and offered Eruantian her arm to help him balance, because sooner or later he'd run out of table. "Don't force yourself to walk if it turns out that you really can't quite yet, once you leave that table. I'm fairly certain I can carry you if it comes to that." Oh, gotta love those pendants.

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Prosper was satisfied with the answer. He finnished packing, picked up his spear with his good arm and walked outside the inn. I wonder how Eruantian's doing, he thought. He walked outside the gates, into the Duke's (or whoever he was) camp, and located Horrins tent. The boy walked inside to find Acedia helping Eruantian to walk. "Oh, hi," he said. "How're you doing Er?"

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Horin went back to the camp, found a bit of his salted pork, and went back to his tent. "Ah, master Eruantian, you're up, how do you feel?"

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Prosper was satisfied with the answer. He finnished packing, picked up his spear with his good arm and walked outside the inn. I wonder how Eruantian's doing, he thought. He walked outside the gates, into the Duke's (or whoever he was) camp, and located Horrins tent. The boy walked inside to find Acedia helping Eruantian to walk. "Oh, hi," he said. "How're you doing Er?"

<GM's Note: You mean Lord Dunmoor? I never said exactly what feudal title he holds. But, yeah: Let's say he's a Duke.

For those of you who don't know how it goes, here's a list of the Feudal titles. Note that only the King (or a reigning sovereign Queen) has the power to elevate or demote someone from one title to another, or to Knight someone. The only way to become a Prince is to be born that way, but one can become a Princess by marrying a Prince.

Royalty refers exclusively to the immediate family of the Sovereign. Not his cousins or his aunts or his close personal friends; Just his mother (NOT his father: If his father is still alive, then his father is the king), His wife (or her husband), and their children.
Royalty: Emperor (Empress), King (Queen), Crown Prince (Crown Princess), Prince (Princess). Note that the position of "Crown Prince" applies to the oldest male heir, even of their is an older sister of his. There is only ever a Crown Princess if the King and/or Queen have no male heirs.

Peers are simply Nobles who have attained feudal positions of authority and the title to go with it. Lower nobility (Gentry) do not have hereditary titles but are referred to as "Landed Gentry" if hey own sufficient land.
Peerage: Grand Duke (Grand Duchess)*, Duke (Duchess), Marquess (Marchioness), Earl (no female equilivant), Viscount (Viscountess), Count (Countess), Baron (Baroness).
*Note that in Skare Brae and in Suldeneselar, there are currently no Grand Dukes or Grand Duchesses. Also, Suldeneselar is an Empire instead of a Kingdom (That is, there is no "Emperor of Skarae Brae" and there are no "Kings of Suldeneselar"). Skarae Brae is NOT part of the Empire Of Suldeneselar: It is simply allied with them.

Gentry: Grand Knight (Grand Dame), Knight (Dame), Knight Bannerete (Dame Bannerete), Knight Bachelor (Dame Bachelor), Squire (Squiress), Page (Knight's Maid), untitled gentry.
Please note that the titles listed for Gentry are NOT hereditary, but the titles listed for Peers are. Commoners do not have feudal titles, but they can earn elevation to the Gentry at the same time as they are awarded a title by a Royal or Feudal Lord (or Lady). However, only the Sovereign can Knight someone. Similarly, members of the Gentry may be elevated to the Peerage, but only if the Sovereign Lord orders it. Commoners are simply referred to by name (Miss Acedia, Mister Erutian) age (Young Master Prosper, Little Miss Muffet) or by job description (Sam The Bartender, Mike The Butcher, Pete The Blacksmith) or by their ethnicity or place of orign (Maxwell of Glanarbor, Tem the Squddyman, Marcus the Lizzardman, etc.).
Only Knights may add the word "Sir" in front of their names (As in: "Sir Thomas"), not Squires or Pages. However, a Squire can add the word "Esquire" after his or her name (As in: "Thomas Black, Equire") but this is seen as pretentious and unreasonably vain by most people if it's done in anything other than a formal circumstance. A Dame adds "Dame" in front of her name (as in "Dame Heather").
A Knight's name and his titles can become quite confusing. Here's the order in which one refers to them when mentioning the Knight by name:
"[highest military rank held, if any] Sir [personal name, including given name and family name] {of [name of the Knight's order(s), if he has one]}, [Abbreviation for the names of any royal or military decorations he has won]" i.e.: "Major General Sir William Stewart of The Order The Lion, DSO, KGM." Similar rules apply for Dames and Grand Dames.
The name of the knightly order(s) and decorations are omitted unless the Knight or Dame is being formally introduced, so in informal conversation such a person would normally be referred to as just "General Sir William Stweart" or just "Sir Steward."

No person may hold a millitary rank in one outfit while holding another military rank in another. A Sergeant of a Town Watch is a Seargeant of the Town Watch and NOT of the Militia or the Royal Armies, but he can transfer to another outfit with his rank (or it's equivalent) intact if the outfit he's transferring to has the same Commander In Cheif. This rule applies to everyone, commoner and noble alike (except the King, who is the Commander In Chief and thus is a member of every military outfit that swears loyalty to him). Mercenaries may or may not be able to transfer to a non-mercenary outfit with their rank intact, but well-trained Mercenaries can usually get what they want if the regular-force commander is in need of a particular skill-set.
Knights can be members of more than one Knightly Order so long as all the Orders he is a member of swear fealty to the one Sovereign. Thus, no Knight of Suldeneselar can be a member of a Knightly Order that owes it's loyalty to the King of Skarae Brae. However, there do exist Cavaliers: Knights that have abandoned their knightly vows and will sell their services to the highest bidder. These former knights are not formally considered part of the nobility (and thus are not referred to as "Sir [name]"), but they usually have enough wealth and prestige that they live as if they were gentry anyways.
Most small towns have Mayors that are elected by the people, but Mayors really have very little power compared to the Feudal lords. The Larger cities are usually under the direct controll of either the King, a Prince, or a higher-ranking Peer. Most Peer also have a Castle or a Fort of some kind where they hold court to arbitrate disputes and conduct business.
There is no judiciary, per se. Rather, the law is whatever the Noble in charge says it is. All citizens do have the right to appeal directly to their feudal lord if the feel they have been wronged or dealt with unjustly, but there's no telling when (or even if) that the feudal lord will deign hear your appeal. It's not like there's much of a postal system in existance, so mailing your appeal to the king is kind of hard to do. (Besides, most people are illiterate, so they'd need to hire someone just to write the letter in the first place). The King does appoint Magistrates from time to time, but these men are more political appointees than arbiters of law and justice. The few Magistrates that do exist are there mostly to keep the Peerage in line, and don't concern themselves much with the Gentry or the Commoners.

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Acedia stepped forward and offered Eruantian her arm to help him balance, because sooner or later he'd run out of table. "Don't force yourself to walk if it turns out that you really can't quite yet, once you leave that table. I'm fairly certain I can carry you if it comes to that." Oh, gotta love those pendants.
Eruantian did not like the idea of Acedia turning into a large animal for him to ride on, nor did he favor the concept of being turned into something small enough for Acedia to carry him in her human form. "I j-just need a walking stick or s-something" Eruantian said "I've walked m-miles in snow up t-to my waste... at-tleast... I thought I d-did... I th-think I c-can handle this."

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Acedia stepped forward and offered Eruantian her arm to help him balance, because sooner or later he'd run out of table. "Don't force yourself to walk if it turns out that you really can't quite yet, once you leave that table. I'm fairly certain I can carry you if it comes to that." Oh, gotta love those pendants.
Eruantian did not like the idea of Acedia turning into a large animal for him to ride on, nor did he favor the concept of being turned into something small enough for Acedia to carry him in her human form. "I j-just need a walking stick or s-something" Eruantian said "I've walked m-miles in snow up t-to my waste... sort of... I th-think I c-can handle this."

<OOC>Wasn't there some sort of issue with the pendants not transforming Acedia's clothing back at the logging village?</OOC>


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Acedia stepped forward and offered Eruantian her arm to help him balance, because sooner or later he'd run out of table. "Don't force yourself to walk if it turns out that you really can't quite yet, once you leave that table. I'm fairly certain I can carry you if it comes to that." Oh, gotta love those pendants.
Eruantian did not like the idea of Acedia turning into a large animal for him to ride on, nor did he favor the concept of being turned into something small enough for Acedia to carry him in her human form. "I j-just need a walking stick or s-something" Eruantian said "I've walked m-miles in snow up t-to my waste... sort of... I th-think I c-can handle this."

<OOC>Wasn't there some sort of issue with the pendants not transforming Acedia's clothing back at the logging village?</OOC>


<OOC>Ummm... Mind responding to me?</OOC>


<To keep things PG* around here, I'll rule that Acedia has recently mastered the art of rataining one's clothing when reverting to human form. You do realize that this means that Horin Hammerhand is now naked as a jaybird, don't you?>

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<OOC> Whoosh, back in time</OOC>

Horin realized he would not retain clothing when he became his own self again, and brought along a small pack of clothes.

<OOC>Whoosh, normal time</OOC>

<OOC>I hope you weren't being serious.</OOC>

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{ justification time!

her clothes didn't stay with her back at the inn because at that time she was sleeping. :| that's why she uses the rat form for sleeping - for some reason it doesn't keep the clothes.

the spider form does the same thing.

the peregrine falcon, gray wolf and black panther forms /do/ keep the clothes because the spells that allow the medallions to work are slightly different from those on the rat and spider medallions - different enchanting techniques and such. }

"Are you certain?" She was genuinely concerned. "You probably really ought to rest more, actually, but time is of the essence and so the group must press on." Obviously we can't just leave him, thought Acedia, though exactly when he'll get the opportunity to rest and recover fully remains to be seen.

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Prosper stood in the back of the tent, waiting to be noticed. Upon hearing Eruantians plea for a walking stick he offered his spear."This'll do till you can get a proper one." he said.

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Prosper stood in the back of the tent, waiting to be noticed. Upon hearing Eruantians plea for a walking stick he offered his spear."This'll do till you can get a proper one." he said.

<Just a question: do any of you know of another forum where you can free form?>

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{ justification time!

her clothes didn't stay with her back at the inn because at that time she was sleeping. :| that's why she uses the rat form for sleeping - for some reason it doesn't keep the clothes.

the spider form does the same thing.

the peregrine falcon, gray wolf and black panther forms /do/ keep the clothes because the spells that allow the medallions to work are slightly different from those on the rat and spider medallions - different enchanting techniques and such. }

"Are you certain?" She was genuinely concerned. "You probably really ought to rest more, actually, but time is of the essence and so the group must press on." Obviously we can't just leave him, thought Acedia, though exactly when he'll get the opportunity to rest and recover fully remains to be seen.

<OOC>For the sake of decency, I probably should have avoided mentioning my confusion on that issue. Continuity might not have been worth the trouble... Moving on...</OOC>
"Your c-concern is appreciated, Acedia, but I was t-taught to keep moving" Eruantian replied as he accepted the spear from Prosper "I didn't stay in one p-place for too long in the tundra and I don't plan to start here." It was not the most polite responce Eruantian could have thought of, but it got the point across. Eruantian was determined to either walk his legs into thawing out or just get used to them being numb.


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{ If you don't mind being restricted to a medieval/fantasy universe like the one in this game, I'm an admin on just such a forum. }

"Alright. Whatever you say." Acedia shrugged. True, this wasn't the most polite response ever either. On the way back to Sehran's house, she managed to narrowly avoid walking directly into trees and sign posts. Maybe she's tired, or something.

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<OOC> Horin is in his tent... Along with other people... And has spoken... I'll say they didn't hear him...</OOC>

Horin walked into his tent, narrowly missing the leaving Acedia. "Where is she going?"

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"Back to the Talismonger's house," Acedia said, hearing Horin this time. She must not have noticed him before.

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Meanwhile, Maxwell was walking down the street to rent some horses for the trip to White Dragon Peak. As he passed the entrance to the stables, suddenly two nondescript men jumped out from the shadows and hit him over the head with clubs. Taken by surprise, Maxwell wasn't ready to defend himself and fell to the ground clutching his head, badly stunned. Instinctively, he reached for his sword, but he was easily restrained by his attackers. One of them put a black cloth bag over Maxwell's head and the other struggled with Maxwell trying to keep him pinned to the ground. Maxwell struggled valiantly, but his head was still groggy from the beating and he couldn't find his feet. Two more men came out of the shadows with a bundle of rope and cloth strips. A fifth man came from across the street with a sword and pressed it to Maxwell's chest: "Alright, alright. Stop struggling you fool. Dis is a kidnaping, mister Maxwell, so you stay quiet and nobody gets hurt. I'm warning you now: You try anything tricky an I'll run ya through on the spot. Carl, get his sword. Mitch, get the rope ready. Alright fellas, lets tie him up." Maxwell's attackers dragged Maxwell into the stables and shut the doors.

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{ Not so much deus-ex-machina as it is just a plot device, which is like deus-ex-machina's nerdy little brother. }

"He was going to get horses, as I believe he announced several minutes ago," Taryn said with a shrug. "Glad to see you've come back to the conversation, Tem."

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<The kidnappers will make another appearance shortly, have no fear. In fact, here comes one right now.>

Just then, a man with a mask on his face and a sword in his hand walked through the door at Sam's Inn & Bar. Farnham saw the man and reached for his sword, but the man made no move to stop him.
"You!" The stranger said. "You are Farnham, brother of Maxwell of Glenarbor, correct."
"What if I am?" replied Farnham.
"Then you'll be coming up with 500 gold pieces of you ever wanna see your brother alive again, that's what. Oh, you're a tough bunch of guys, I'll give you that. The thing is, we're holding all the cards here. You don't know where Maxwell is and we're not gonna give him up. As a matter of fact, I deliberately made sure that I don't know where my partners are keeping Maxwell so your Flayer friend can't read my mind to find out. We've been watching your little group for some time now, and we've got this all planned out to a tee. You ain't dealing with a bunch of amatures here, buddy. Ask around, the town watch knows who I am. I've pulled jobs like this all over the country, and I ain't never been caught. My partners have very specific instructions about what to do with Maxwell if you don't pay up on time, and I can't change those instructions without contacting them, so you'd better pay up or he's a dead man."

Farnham looked positively beside himself with rage and anger:
"Mister, you picked the wrong day to kidnap Maxwell of Gelnarbor. We're on a mission here and we don't have time for the likes of you. So I'm only going to say this once: If your cronies harm a hair on Maxwell's head I'll see to it that you are put in a state of pain like you can't imagine. I'm going to come over there and take your sword now, so don't try and stop me or I'm gonna have to hurt you." The masked man didn't seem to be impressed by these words, and instead of giving up his sword he brandished it dramatically with the words "Bring it on, rich boy."

With that, Farnham engaged the Masked Man in a blazingly fast display of flawless swordsmanship, but the masked man held his own and somehow managed to counter all of Farnham's moves. Several times it looked like Farnham had bested his opponent, but each time the Masked Man extricated himself from a seemingly hopeless situation and foiled Farnham's attacks.

Sam the bartender ducked behind the counter and came up with a Footman's Mace and a Iron helm, but most of the bar patrons ran out the back door. Tables became overturned and chairs toppled over left and right ad the two men fought.
Sam cried out: "Get him, Mister Farnham! I've got your back" as he came out from behind the counter, but as he did so a flurry of sword blows spun out the whirling form of the Masked man, striking Sam on the chest and face, leaving him bleeding on the floor.
"You bastard!" shouted Farnham and renewed his attack with increased passion. "Your fight is with me. Leave the bartender alone."

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Horin said "If you don't need me, then I will go into town, I'm feeling a bit peckish." And left, grabbing his hammer incase that lizzardman came while he was gone.

--Later--

Horin was nearing town, headed for the bar, when he heard a shout from it. He ran inside, and saw Sam bleeding on the floor, a masked man, and the one he thought was Farnham, who apparently was fighting the masked man.
He charged in, swung his hammer, bringing it crashing down near the masked man... He swung again, this time closer...

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<Wait, is everyone in the Tavern now or...are me and Eruantian still by Horrins tent?>

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:13 pm 
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<Wait, is everyone in the Tavern now or...are me and Eruantian still by Horrins tent?>

<Eruntian, Acedia, And Propser are still by Horin's tent.>

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"Sounds like fun in there," murmured Taryn, listening to the scuffle in the tavern. She briefly considered joining in, but then decided the fact that the building was full of alcohol was very likely the best reason not to do so. Of course, if she refrained from using magic, then perhaps the building would have a chance - it hadn't exploded or anything before, after all. She /did/ have a few throwing knives...some glass...it might be worth it to step in after all. She peeked into the room before going in there to plan what she'd do. Horin was brandishing his hammer; Farnham and some other man were besting each other at swordplay; the smell of blood was in the air. From where she was, Taryn couldn't see Sam, and so had no way of divining that it was from him that the blood-stench emanated.

"If they didn't move so quickly," she muttered, trailing off. A perfectly-timed knife could, at the right angle, either kill or severely incapacitate the masked stranger, but just a split second late and Farnham would be the blade's new target.

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"BAAARRRR FIIIIIIGHT!!" yelled Tem. He made a hammer. "Stop. HAMMER TIME! duh duh duh duh, duh duh, duh duh." He then promptly bashed the man, yelling, "I'll bash you good!"

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